Raptorpat

it's NYPost so its obviously overly dramatic and tabloidy but also https://nypost.com/2026/01/31/tech/moltbook-is-a-new-social-media-platform-exclusively-for-ai/

I always assumed it was an efficiency thing. Once it wasn't a necessity to minimize the amount of space a game takes up, developers just forgot how to even try.

Happy birthday @Oda!

happy birthday @ben0123456789!

happy birthday @malon_loves_link!

Happy buryhday @Mewn!

A’HEWWW da big ass BITTTCHHHH don't KNOWWWWWWWW rule #3 is NO WISHING FOR MORE WISHES

RULE #2 I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else

congrats on your joining the prestigious order of "folks from ASMB who got hitched" maybe there will be yet another ASMBaby in the future

happy birthday @Detheros!

happy birthday @Houdini Splicer!

I e a t eggs scrambled they call them "scrambled eggs" yes they do

I just got hit with slowdown, sending a note to KN

ok

technically 2026 is even

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

shiny trees

guys i de-ornamented and put the tree away

there was one christmas, when i was between 10-12 probably shortly after parents divorced, where the (fake) tree at my dad's didn't get taken down until April in hindsight it was probably a depression/subsistence house at the time

@Deus see there are people out there that tolerate you!

you have to maliciously tag him until he logs on of his own volition

I pronounce it jeeyoff

happy birthday @little_girl_lost and @CAC!