Raptorpat

When you're so invested in cleaning your ass you start cleaning your brother

i mean, to be fair, the first two cats are technically my gf's because she paid for them both from the shelter and they originally lived in her apartment. so right there, that halves my number of cats down to two. and after we moved into the house, she began talking about adopting a third adult cat now that there's all this extra space, and i surprised her with the two kittens just before her birthday (imagine someone getting home from work all tired and miserable, and then in a split second suddenly turning back into a child). so technically if I claim the kittens were a birthday gift to her, that would mean I actually have zero cats.

no, she on the left is the tiny, stocky, barrel-shaped kitty

IT'S HAPPENING

wait what do you want me to do

apology accepted

I think you made it there by accident, because I don't see any record of it being moved

neither are imaginary internet people like you, yet here we are

the breakdown now is one pair 6/7 years old and one pair 12 weeks old wilma (one of the older ones) did not like them at first even though she was from a shelter and should have been totally used to scared kittens, but i noticed last night she was totally trying to play with them by chasing them around the basement (even though they are still a little scared of her) peace is happening and peace will turn into friendship if I have any say in the matter

Exactly

Purring was like jackhammers

That's a stupid equation, because all responsible cat owners know the cat needs a buddy unless their cat is an asshole!

That is why you aren't a suspect in the kidnapping of discolemonade: a true Hallmark story

The software upgrade was in November, they day of the victim's mysterious disappearance

Whereas scoob just hides his guilt with the old "????????" routine

And to this day, some say they can still hear the cries at night shuuut uuup scooooob

I am unreliable

What if it is two people? Do you divide the number of cats by the number of people? [even though I am definitely the favorite]

That better be a picture of your cat as a baby, and not a new kitten you got to build up a team to challenge mine

I'm sure you could try painting bun art

a friend took in a pregnant cat their former neighbors abandoned and couldn't keep all the kittens, these were the last two and no one was interested so given the option of my taking them or them being surrendered to a shelter, my big dumb bleeding heart kicked in and now here we are, no more vacancies at the Kitty Hampton Inn & Suites. quatro gatos

thank you @Still Me you and your cat are going to get a run for your money, sponges said so

no that is blackie and wilma one is a three legged legend and the other is a barrel with stubby limbs and extra toes

This was my home. And then it doubled.