Poof

Join me

I had berries as part of my last meal last night

not for $20 it isn't

i sorta did when i was w/my affluent bf bc he monitored my internet activity

I killed breakfast

I think that's a myth perpetuated by the food industry

Burn all the food

My mom is safe from all incelery

Soylent is just food for incels

I'm tired of it. It's so stupid. I'm not having it anymore.

chew ice. it's the only way

little mice are trying to steal from the albatross

they shall die a peasant's death

i wish ppl hated me LESS but i have a terrible abrasive personality that ppl seem to really not like

i kinda only like punching stuff thats going to hurt my fist now

too much damage. sometimes i punch the refrigerator until my hand turns purple. but even that gets little dents in it that i get yelled at for

it helps

I've seen a hawk land in a river (cuyahoga river) and just float along like they were a duck. I never heard of that. I googled and I didn't find anything. I even asked my mom whos super bird lady and shes just like "oh thats funny i unno"

All I'm gonna do is kill zombies all day

I already saw toy story in 1995

is it like nesting in the crack?

I DONT LIKE BROAD CITY ANYMORE FUCK BROAD CITY

He's been doing stand up at least since 2003. Probably earlier. He's a known scammer tho. His wikipedia page was deleted for lack of notability. He probably lied/manipulated something to get $3 million net worth to showup, or he didn't make it from comedy. And $3 million isn't really private jet money. Lots of ppl including actual celebs pose w/private jets. There's also such thing as plants. Ppl with connections or just lots of $$$ to get their career off the ground

@fuggs this is why the white people in line don't have as much money as the immigrants

That's how you fix the problem you're having with your french press.