Poof

Do it

Pick me up and I'll go. I don't dribe a car

If he wants a higher birthrate, hows about he goes to the gym so someone will sleep w/him

Well. Maybe. Let me see

Stop at my house after and let me suck your dick

I went and paid my respects to the mob and he made me a sandwich to take home

Youngstown mf do you speak it?

Nothing beats an Italian sub w/pizza dough bread

Many blessings from the muskrat people

Whats her face is across the street. She appears to be living at her parents' too. We never really hung out bc she was like a goody two shoes and I was probably drunk/high. But we used to ride the bus together, comment on our myspaces, and write messages/draw murals addressed to each other in chalk on our driveways. We've had zero contact in over 10 years tho. Nothing even online.

No trick or treaters bc you're in an apartment? I can only decorate like this bc I'm at my parents'. At the last apt complex I lived at, ppl would get chairs, sit outside w/candy bowls, and trick or treaters went around gathering candy. It was nice for the kids that were stuck there.

I'll take pics on halloween. It's not all that elaborate but I got a dope broom 🎃

Juggalos duh

Overshare !

Pshhh it's the same

Found my witch hat and have my outfit all picked out. This is the only holiday I'm ever ready for

Didn't carve any this year unless theres some at the super market tomorrow. I'm going to get more candy for trick or treaters. I have enough but only skittles and starburst and I feel bad about having a poor selection. Plus w/more I can give each kid 4-5 pieces instead of 2.

You burned your dick on a vent and the story is not a bit in your act yet?

nothings happening

I guess I'm going to go do my morning workout and then make breakfast? Is that ok?

ok.. but if I eat breakfast now, then fall right asleep, when I wake up, do I make another breakfast, or do I wait til lunchtime?

It's undeniably day now. Should I continue to try to sleep? Even w/my vampiric routine, I'd be waking up in 3 hours at the latest, sometimes rn. Or should I just start the day now as if I slept and see what happens? It doesn't matter when I do anything as long as I do it ya know what I mean? Like I have no obligations rn. So which do I do? Usually I just make a thread telling you I couldn't sleep and how annoying it is, but today I'm asking HELP ME

I'm dressing up as a witch to pass out candy

Eyyyyyyyyy ayyyyyyyyyy whoooooooaaaaa we got a tough guy here