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Muahahahhahhaha two drink vouchers are mine now!!!!! I am the world's greatest Double screwdriver for mishybishy

It's not that I knew he wouldn't be a bad guy. It's that I would be ok it he did the bad things to me. The incels are right Life is just how you think it is.

That's what your momma said

Yea. She was. I didn't really know in the moment tho bc she had her jacket over her head. I had my hoody over my face too because for some reasonthe guy next to us had his light on just to browse his phone wtf??

Story of my life

Thats what I said

Not too much more happened I was going go om about how the pool and all the facilities were closed at night which was annoying too. Now im going to do my late checkout and go downstairs to try and schmooze a double screwdriver out of this drink voucher and gtfo out of this evil hotel forever

There used to be a thing of getting free shipping on coins that the mint was selling for the same amount as their worth then u pay w/a cash back credit card and youre just getting free money.

This is a nice 4 star hotel. He worked there. He was another night manager dude. In my OP I meant to say he was in a *suit* not a "suite." And he was tall and sexy. Really I was just trying to get free stuff by complaining instead of giving up and returning to my room. But then he started flirting and I thought maybe it was time for black dick but he ran away bc trans 😭

Theyre my flats til i go get some shoes or flip flops. I only brought heels by mistake

It was weird but nice. We didn't even say anything and just pretended it didnt happen after we landed.

First they mess up my reservation and I don't get a king bed. I get 2 doubles. So I got a drink voucher to help make me feel better. But then the bar wouldn't pour me a shot bc they said they did last call already. It was 12:50am, and front desk lady told me they were closing so I should run over and I did that I went right over. And i told bartender lady what happened but she wouldn't do it. So then i go to order room service and they wont make me a turkey club! They said theyre out of them. All the other late night options are just vegetables. So i go to vending and its only drinks. So i go downstairs to explore. And i tell someone immediately comments on how i cant be walking around without shoes on. And they dont ask me if i need any help they just say that and disappear behind a mystery door. Then i find new front desk guy and i tell him about everything. He says theres another vending machine right there in the lobby but i look and it only has kind bars!!! Then he tells me theres a regular one on the 2nd floor. I go check it out but it only takes cards. And i discover an emergency. An elevator is open but not functioning properly just stuck on the 2nd floor. I go back downstairs and tell him and he says theyre working on it. I tell him theres no sign and thats dangerous. He says he'll get someone to put a sign up. Then i get some lemon water and sit down in the lobby to listen to the frank sinatra playing. Then a janitor starts mopping the floor and then a new hotel guy in a suite appears and says the same thing about my socks. I tell him about the emergency and then how i sat down to listen to music and then the floor got all wet so im just waiting. Then he says theres a dry path along the edge. I say im suspicious and dont want to risk wet feet. Then he says to follow him. And i do and we get in the elevator. He presses my floor and the 9th floor. He asks me where im from and i say ohio but then i dont get out on my floor i just stay there and tell him that nobody seems to care that im having a terrible time at this hotel. And he says that he does and thats why he asked. Then i correct him and say that he asked where im from not if i was ok. Then he gets out on the 9th floor and says i can follow him and we step out of the elevator. Then we just stand there by the elevators and we talk a lot like hes chatting me up. We talk for like 20 minutes. Then he asks if i have kids and i say i do but his mom has him and got married. And he is like "oh youre married?" Then i told him that im trans and i meant like his other mom. And hes distressed and says he has to go do the dumb hotel thing he was going to do Brb

I don't feel like packing! uggggh I don't wanna travel right nooooowwwww

please

blow coke up my ass

bc you have to ask

do what?

that's part of why they didn't. youngstown ohio. they have body parts to go pick up all over the place. they're busy

Everyone is shitty in their own way except Jet Blue. Southwest would be okay if they'd just assign ppl seats so, jet blue > southwest > everyone else

I tweeze out all mine. I don't have bad nose hair at all. None hangs down. But still. It's cathartic. I kinda got bothered at the idea of having it all yanked out w/wax

most people don't have hair outside their nose

is "dog" your penis?

Such a minor complaint really tho. I waited they didn't even show up as I kinda assumed they wouldn't. For real these ppl out there

Well I'm not going to chicago anymore so it's all moot guys. I appreciate the prognostications tho