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PokeNirvash

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  1. You breeze through anime so fast, you only bother to list the most recent one you watched.
  2. That's stupid. If they really wanted gay people to disappear, they wouldn't be putting so many of them in their works, homophobically represented or not.
  3. Either you really care about this, or you have way too much time on your hands.
  4. Comedy Central doesn't have kids shows on during the daytime, and Rick and Morty's popular enough to get away with it.
  5. Skirt no Naka wa Kedamono Deshita 12 Hunter x Hunter 1999 31
  6. All I remember is that someone asked when they were airing PSG on the Tumblr back when they openly answered questions, and they said they weren't airing it. Demarco hating the show, as far as I'm concerned, is just 4chan memes.
  7. Fred Luo, who isn't nearly as much of a rapist as you think he is.
  8. I'm not too concerned about OPM changing directors and studios, but even if it's not as top tier as season 1, chances are very high that I'll enjoy season 2 regardless.
  9. So you’re saying Nyx is the result of MI6 using Uraga’s research for their own means? How very interesting… DRAGONBALL SUPER Goku lost a fight, cue the dramatic orchestra music. Yes, let’s all blame Krillin. I highly appreciate your emotionally concerned response, Chi-Chi, but this still doesn’t make up for your bitchery fifteen episodes ago. He may have lost, but he did so with dignity. Pretending to be okay with his loss isn’t a good façade for you, Beerus. Piccolo is surprisingly chill about this. That poor ref. Oh, so that’s how Jaco got over there. Ouch, right in the knee! Shadow clones? I can’t… believe it. GUM GUM NETZOOKA. I love how super-confident Piccolo is right now. Oh crap, now he’s seeing the world all squiggly and stuff. TECHNICAL KNOCKOUT. I really do enjoy Jaco, I can’t see how Mochi thinks he’s the worst. Frost, you a busta. BOO THIS MAN. Vegeta’s got this. Shame Piccolo wound up being useless in the end, though. “Your voice annoys me.” Take that, Greg Ayres! TOP BILLING: Frost. DRAGONBALL Z KAI EXCALIBURRRRRRRRRRR~. Capsule Corp? Oh no, Bulma’s parents are there! Babidi only barely got cut off by the OP. Goku, you ignorant. “Oh man, now we have to stop them!” Goten’s a good boy, unlike that Tobi. Please punch that fucker in the face already, Goku. PEEK-A-BUU. Oh no, Buu’s become self-aware. Meanwhile, Mr. Satan turned a scared group of people into a pep rally. HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN. Satan, you ignorant. Trunks, meanwhile, is just stupid. Oh boy, time for one of the most iconic parts. I know the dub changed the wording here, BUT THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND! When you bust a nut so hard the whole squad feel it. GRATUITOUS YELLING. You’re the man, Goten, deal with it. He can see into infinity. Ladies and gentlemen, Super Saiyan 3. Even Gohan can feel it, and he’s in another galaxy entirely. It’s fun watching Buu get hurt. JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: STARDUST CRUSADERS In which Polnareff scares a police officer out of forcing him to pay an unreasonably high littering fine. I thought I saw something suspicious racing on that elevated freeway, but it was just a bunch of regular cars. Showering in safety is the best kind of showering. That’s a real nice view of the pool he’s got there. Room service, there’s a STAND user in my refrigerator! Well that was easy. OR MAYBE NOT. Has masochism gone too far? Aww shit he got his skin sliced off. If I were Polnareff, I’d chuck that doll out the window. NOBODY KNOWS~. And now bondage has gone too far. We Chucky now. Grotesque as fuck. Good job guys, making sure the loli’s out of danger. AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY. NOOOOOO NOT THE WINE. It’s only been five minutes. What a waste of perfectly good beer. Now he’s taking ballbusting to levels even those who desire castration that way think are too much! Oh Jesus that bulge. ::: FUCK YEAH POLNAREFF. SHIT COUNT: 2. And that’s why he’s the true protagonist. Not the kind of thing you wanna see in a toilet stall. Reality sues, and its name is the justice system. CHANNEL SURFING NO JUTSU. This scene appeals to me in ways you couldn’t imagine. Oh goddammit Kakyoin. You have now reached Channel Zero, where we interrupt this 24-hour marathon of Candle Cove for this message from our lord and savior, DIO. That was the best creepypasta ever, eat your heart out NoEnd House. NAME CHANGE OF THE WEEK: Devo the Cursed to Soul Sacrifice. TOKYO GHOUL ROOT A Welp, Shinohara’s dead, what’s the point in anything anymore. REVEEEEEEEEEEENGE!!! It’s raining CGI minor characters! Torching the animated franchise and running is all Aogiri Tree’s good for this arc, apparently. I still love Mado Jr. and her whip. SHIT COUNT: 1. Oh well, at least Marude’s okay. The visual nihilism these past few minutes has been pretty strong. Really, Kaneki vs. Amon is the only fight that really matters at this point. Kaneki’s motivations this season have been a total mystery. Okay, that’s a pretty sweet-looking power-up. Yeahhhhh I doubt that dildo-gun’s gonna do any good against the masked man. Welp, Hide’s doomed. SUCH NIHILISM. At least this fight’s still pretty cool, and the music ain’t bad either. If you have any heart, show, make sure Mado Jr. makes it out of there alive. DOUBLE KO, THERE IS NO WINNER. That guy over there is waiting for Godot. Oh hey, CCG members who are actually competent at not getting killed right away. Just one sight of a man without lips is enough to send the Ghouls running away like little bitches. It ate Yoshimura? Well that’s pretty fucked up. Whatever you’re hoping to find there, it ain’t gonna be. You failed to protect one of them, that’s enough to justify how much you suck right now. But hey, you made it there, so points for you, I guess? Oh hi Hide. SURPRISE POST-CREDITS STINGER. Turns out the One-Eyed Owl was a cute girl and also Yoshimura’s daughter, by the way he’s still alive somehow. HUNTER x HUNTER OH YOU GOTTA HAVE A MONTAGE~. I miss Bisky’s pigtails. Oh shit he brought decoys. You’re an idiot, Evil Blonde Todd 2.0, who wouldn’t like a free lunch? And then he screwed them over like Sugo would’ve screwed Asuna had Kirito not intervened. “Strip of Beach” sounds like an awesome card. BRAIN BLAST x2. It’s kinda sad that only now am I finally understanding the concept of trading cards. But even then, it’s too confusing for my mind and its preference for anime and engineering-related pursuits. Ah yes, the village of sickly ninjas. Turns out they were cards all along. FUCK YEAH JEWEL RING. Confound that Genthru, he drives me to drink! I’m having mixed feelings about this redhead girl. Say what you want, but Killua bickering with this chick just makes me smile. Well that turned out alright in the end. Awesome, cheat codes. Strip of Beach still sounds awesome. ;D That is one depressed NPC. Man, screw that Razor guy. Aw crap, it’s Big Bubba. LUPIN THE 3RD: THE ITALIAN ADVENTURE Lupin can’t make head or tails of these notes, but at least he’s trying to get somewhere. Finally, some English text! What the shit the text got all rainbow-colored and floaty. “I didn’t know Lupin had dreams!” Everyone has dreams, Fujiko. Oh hey, pixelated boobage. And look, teenage Rebecca with her natural hair color! LUPIN THE VOYEUR. This is all too deep for me, but I can totally vouch for the whole “create a world” philosophy. Oh no, Nickelodeon slime! Huh, so his name isn’t Wataru after all. It’s Lupin’s first dream, of course he’s gonna act all weird because of it. The secret to immortality is writing a book containing everything about your consciousness, apparently. This is so fucking weird and complicated, I love it. ;D Giant insects, giant insects everywhere! Those look like barbiturates. Well this got depressing in a hurry. What beautiful visual direction. I love the license plate gag, another thing that means more to me than the rest of you. Holy shit has Nyx been driving all day? The password is “The Dream of Italy”. Now for some literal torching of the research and running. What a badass, that Lupin the 3rd. It was an arranged car crash, the worst kind! So much for having her sign the divorce papers, then. Ah yes, the Itachi tap of affection. A BULLET HIT LUPIN, SHIT JUST GOT REAL. Fuck yeah, he’s recreating his famous run! Fool, Lupin doesn’t need legs to escape! See, I told you he didn’t need to escape with his legs. And then MI6 killed them both. Zenigata, you stubborn fool. Dammit, I was hoping his real name was Justin Time! All in all, it was a downer of a midseason finale. Are the police just allowed to run STOP signs like that? NARUTO SHIPPUDEN At this point, I’m not sure if he wants either peace or war. DÉJÀ VU I’VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE. Well whaddaya know, Naruto’s immune to the Talk no Jutsu, as I expected. Peace is only impossible if you want it to be. That’s a really comfy-looking abode he’s got there. “I wonder what my main character’s name should be,” he said as he looked at the narutomaki slice in his king-sized bowl of ramen. She did, and you did, but not under the circumstances you would’ve liked. And then he self-inserted himself into the book. The ability to use words in such a manner that the recipient looks deep into themselves and rediscovers the humanity behind their evilness. That is the power of the Talk no Jutsu. And it’s not bad, not bad at all… Time for a flashback to… not-so-good times. Oh hey it’s the GANTZ ball. That image looks like a homoerotic fanfiction just waiting to happen. FORESHADOWING FLASH. Well that’s certainly a thing. OUTLAW STAR Aisha a cute. A CUTE! Huh, so Swanzo isn’t a robot. I’m not sure if he’s speaking while biting his lip or if they forgot to paint in his mouth. MENACING GENE. The color should be red, so it can go faster than all the others. “I’m not mad.” Yeah, but you definitely look it. Holy shit Jim is short. Aisha’s name still sounds nothing like I thought it should’ve been pronounced. Serious answer, comical reaction. MOOD WHIPLASH 101. Well that escalated quickly. Yes, Jim, we know she’s a Ctarl-Ctarl, tell us something profound for once. It’s just so easy to understand why everyone loves this chick. All that buildup, and it was for nothing. Oh no, why are they blue? “MY GOD IT’S FULL OF STARS!!!” Artificial or not, they’re still pretty flowers. Melfina is just too adorable. <3 SHIT COUNT: 2. SUDDENLY AISHA, AGAIN. Melfina may be best in this show, but Aisha comes in a close second. Well that was anticlimactic. She’s outta calories? Someone get this girl a Derodoro Drink! FUCK YEAH CHINA BUFFET. A very close second. ;D She’s flexing her muscles for you, ya giblethead. ELECTRO SHOCK. Seriously, just one over infinity away from being tied with Melfina. Gilliam, you’re great. I don’t know how to feel about this Fred guy, just from the way you’re talking about him. Something tells me this he did something to Jim and Jim does not wanna relive it. Poor Aisha, but hey, she brought it on herself, and that’s why she’s only number two. COWBOY BEBOP Faye’s introductory scene is just perfection. Eleven floors of nothing but bathrooms, I love these background signs. You gotta love space gambling. Swallowing cigarettes and poker chips, Spike is a grade-A madman. I just love a protagonist who can kick ass like it’s nobody’s business. Big Shot always comes on at the most convenient times. I like to think she actually was descended from Romanies, but played that slice of heritage up as a sort of bluff. The last time someone listened to their dreams, they got shot by MI6. You gotta love these missile animations; one of the very few things worth watching Eureka AO for. (Emphasis on “very few”.) Hopefully they get some cash after this go-round. COMMERCIALS AND EXTRAS You’re free to cry all you want, but I for one am excited for season 2 of IBO. Those singing ingredients for Chobani will never not disturb me. Holy fuck Beth is just the worst. Huh, Toejam and Earl is still a thing. Eh, at least the dancing couple up there looks happy. “You cannot cheat death.” Shut the fuck up, you’re not in Final Destination. #NotMyJuniorBaconCheeseburger. Taco Bell’s ideas for alternative shells are getting worse all the time. LEFT TWIX AND RIGHT TWIX ARE THE SAME GODDAMN THING YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES. These Kia commercials with the hamsters are getting weirder all the time. MUSIC VIDEO OF THE MOMENT: Between this and him coming out as a socialist, I think Demarco’s got brain problems. In all fairness, he only took out that gym because he was being treated like shit and those treating him as such deserved to die like the little monkeys they are. “This will be the real deal” indeed, that beat looks better than the rest. Is a fried egg taco shell really that stupefying? I can’t wait for Vegeta to show why he’s the greatest. BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD.
  10. I'll only be happy with it if they kill off Riddhe, on-screen or off, I don't care.
  11. Tonight on Toonami, Piccolo steps up to take Goku's place after his ring-out by Bizarro Frieza, our heroes cook up an impromptu plan to keep Babidi and Buu from destroying the Capsule Corp building, Polnareff finds himself trapped in a hotel room with the Devil (just like that movie, 1408), the real One-Eyed Owl shows up and wreaks total havoc upon the CCG attack forces, Genthru meets up with Team Tzesguerra with the likely intent of screwing them like [DISGUSTING SAO REFERENCE REDACTED], Lupin's investigation into the late Wataru Uraga's notes takes him to some very weird places, Naruto finally gives Nagato the answer he's held off on for far too long, the Outlaw Star crew return to Blue Heaven only to find an irate Aisha Clan-Clan waiting for them, Spike and Jet take a trip to Space Vegas for some good ol' fashioned gambling, and Eren lets Reiner and Bertholdt know just how much he hates them. 8:00 - Dragonball Super #33 - Surprise, 6th Universe! This is Super Saiyan Goku! - TV-PGLV 8:30 - Dragonball Super #34 - Piccolo vs. Frost: Stake it All on the Special Beam Cannon! - TV-14 ... 11:00 - Dragonball Super #34 - Piccolo vs. Frost: Stake it All on the Special Beam Cannon! - TV-14 11:30 - Dragonball Z Kai #133 - Hold Majin Buu in Check! Limit: Super Saiyan 3! - TV-PGV 12:00 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders #8 - The Devil - TV-MAV 12:30 - Tokyo Ghoul Root A #11 - Deluge of Flowers - TV-MAV 1:00 - Hunter x Hunter #67 - 15 x 15 - TV-14 1:30 - Lupin the 3rd: The Italian Adventure #13 - The Dream of Italy, Part 2 - TV-14V 2:00 - Naruto Shippuden #174 - The Tale of Naruto Uzumaki - TV-PG 2:30 - Outlaw Star #5 - The Beast Girl Ready to Pounce! - TV-14L 3:00 - Cowboy Bebop #3 - Honky Tonk Women - TV-14LV 3:30 - Attack on Titan #34 - Opening - TV-14LV
  12. Hunter x Hunter 1999 30 Made in Abyss 12
  13. Any ending theme with animation by Norimitsu Suzuki. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe3sjcFhjYM He went uncredited for the last one, but you can just tell that's pure him.
  14. Girls und Panzer 7 Please Teacher! 8 Guyver: The Bioboosted Armor 15
  15. Rewatched Guyver: The Bioboosted Armor 14.
  16. In the end, the community mattered to them more than what brought them there in the first place.
  17. Either that or they really are cycling out Shippuden.
  18. Hunter x Hunter 1999 29
  19. Yeah, but Toonami doesn't air live action. Hell, since season 5 of Jack finished, they barely air Western stuff anymore. So while you're right in that the Punisher being on Netflix with a bunch of anime has Toonami beat out in appeal, it's still an unfair comparison compared to using Kuromukuro as an example instead.
  20. Maybe you should try comparing it to other anime as opposed to everything, because of course Netflix is gonna have it beat every time.
  21. Several thousand steps up from "soiling the sheets", I'll give you that. applause
  22. Manga got bought out by Anchor Bay, which is why they were the ones to release that Eraserhead baby of a boxset for GITS:SAC.
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