PokeNirvash

Oh yeah, I watched Skirt no Naka wa Kedamono Deshita 11 last night.

They're at the very least related.

Here, have a Vimeo link. Because Youtube's not the only video streaming site around.

Yeah, but a bunch of other shows were taken down as a result of the first cut, not just Bebop. I highly doubt they're gonna cut short a rerun at 3AM at a point where the block isn't going until 6AM, no matter how much you whine about it.

I’m taking a different approach this time. DRAGONBALL SUPER Did Universe 6 hire this announcer or something, because he definitely sounds biased in favor of them. Oh well, at least his “no free food around Goku” quip was good and also surprisingly accurate. Funny how the Winnie the Pooh expy shouts “Pooh!” whenever he fires his mouth blasts. Jaco is one of the best characters in this show and you can’t convince me otherwise. Personally, I’m surprised Goku won without using Kaioken, let alone using one of his five Super Saiyan forms. I agree with everyone, Champa is as sore a loser as they come. Huh, I didn’t even notice Satan brought his dog along. “Let’s have a good fair fight.” Not a minute onscreen, and GregAyres!Frieza already sounds suspicious. :-\ I think Ridley Scott’s gonna sue somebody. But which Frieza death was more painful: getting sliced into pieces and exploded, or just getting exploded? Champa is so ignorant of his own warriors it makes me wonder if he even knew anything about them at all. Kinda disappointed that it was Bizarro!Frieza who said “Oh, bother” and not Winnie the Poohole, but hey, references. It appears the 6th Universe Saiyans are ignorant too. You a dirty liar, Goku, that ain’t Super Saiyan Blue. Tell me more about this “fateful duel”. Fall down seven times, get up eight. Unless you ring out, otherwise you’re gonna be staying put for a while. TOP BILLING: Goku. DRAGONBALL Z KAI I have a feeling this episode isn’t gonna bother using the word “bastard” like so many others have in the past. Bulma, you need to learn a little something about power levels. I love and appreciate that Videl has hope that Gohan’s alive, which he is. That backwards pratfall looks like it should be familiar. EXCALIBURRRRRRRRRRRRR. It’s way too heavy to be called a sword, looks like it’d fit in right at home in Berserk. Now’s not the time to be irrationally angry, kids. GOHAN’S STILL ALIVE YOU IGNORANT FUCKERS. And then everything got sketchy like an architectural concept drawing. I’m sure some of these people enjoyed voicing these expendable citizens. So much chocolate, even a chocoholic would think it’s too much. FREEZE FRAM BONUS OF THE WEEK: One of those chocolates has a terrified look on its face. You should’ve listened to the chocoholics, Buu. Dammit Goku why are you smiling. “What’s going on? Why am I holding this thing of water?” Popo looks so short compared to Dende now. It’s all about checks and balances. It’s a good thing Chi-Chi’s unconscious, because she’d be freaking out even more than Bulma. And then surprise Dragon Ball flashbacks. Huh, so those people are rich folks, no wonder they were such assholes. They’re so getting blown up when Babidi finds out they aren’t in West City after all. Oh crap I forgot, Bulma’s parents are still there! JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: STARDUST CRUSADERS REPLY TO ANGEL 1: “Why is he so evil and sexy, it makes me hate myself.” Jonathan’s body from the neck down, duh. If DIO has anything to fear, it’s gotta be the sun. That’s an oddly land-friendly staircase for such a large ship. Polnareff, you ignorant. Joseph is unimpressed with all your monkey business. MY SHIP IS MOVING ON ITS OWN! “Oh no, why am I blue?” And then the stowaway did a little investigating of her own. I wouldn’t trust an ape intelligent enough to know how to fap. Let’s see how Turner S&P handles this shower scene… YOU’RE WATCHING SERIAL APIST 3: THE JOJO MEMER EDITION. “Oh hey, free porn.” I don’t think I need to say how creepy this is, Angel and Foley have a pretty good handle on that sort of thing from both the “creeping on innocent girl” and “2D lolicon is wrong” angles. GAH MY SEXY SHOULDER. That fan moves like a Disney character, making its assault more hilarious than it should be. And then it melted into the walls. Here, have some gratuitous ass. WHAT A TWEEST. “Look at me, I am the captain now.” That’s a creative-looking Rubik’s Cube, AND WHAT A WASTE IT WAS. FUCK YEAH JOTARO. Crazy and unpredictable are the reason STANDs displaced Hamon, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it only escalated from here. So they didn’t stop in Ho Chi Minh City after all. Huh, surprise eyecatch. DIO must feel disappointed, knowing his biggest fangirl is an old hag. Welcome to Singapore: your dirty chewing gum isn’t welcome here. It’s not cool to steal Jotaro’s catchphrase, Polnareff. I was expecting that doll to randomly open its eyes, but I guess not. TOKYO GHOUL ROOT A Tell me about Eto and Tatara; why do they wear the masks? You think they gave Seido a dildo to use as his Quinque on purpose? Because I think they totally did. Devil Ape has no idea how powerful Law 44 of Anime Physics really is. REPLY TO ANGEL 2: “And then Waluigi showed up with a plasma gun because why the hell not, I guess.” Eh, he’s not thin and disturbing enough to be a Waluigi. Man-grel? That’s a terrible pun. LITERALLY NO U. Well that kinda killed all the tension of his death, as awesome as it was. Oh shit, a random old lady. “My voice actor’s in the slammer, that means I’ve got nothing to lose by doing this!” Well at least her death had a little bit of self-sacrifice to it. And then they lived, only to die all over again. Nice of you to finally be doing something, Kaneki. Don’t disturb the ax-crazy femboy when he’s in his happy place. And it’s nice of you to join us, ghost of Mado. Kaneki’s just here to kick ass and take names. And he’s all out of ass for the moment. I actually miss black-haired Kaneki. That’s a nice-looking city out there. When all else fails, throw a blockade at ‘em. For all this show’s failings, at least its visual direction is pretty good. Oh hey, flashbacks to the various Anteiku staff. I feel like the explosion of blood from under his mask was a little much. “I knew I was too old for this shit…” Welcome to the afterlife, Yoshimura. The CCG wins out, but what of the remaining two episodes? So much for Hide and Touka being useful, even Kaneki got in a couple of shots. Oh yeah, Amon still needs something to do. And then a bright flash lights up the sky and a meteor plummets to the Earth. One eye, open mouth, freakier limbs than normal… Yeah, that’s gotta be the genuine article. BARGAIN BIN STEVE BLUM NOOOOOOOOOO. HUNTER x HUNTER I like that the disguise the one Kiriko is using here to guide Killua was the same one he used to guide the others to the exam site in the ’99 anime (currently on episode 28). “Dick Sakura”, is that anything like “Stupid Naruto”? Wow, he actually did do some shopping there. To think of all those guys in that group, only the black guy lived. Oh hey, Zepile’s here! And then Killua lived up to his name and killed everybody with kilowatts. That had to be the shortest Hunter Exam ever. According to my expert katakana-reading skills, a good chunk of those people on the list are dead, and apparently Chrollo found his way into the game. Oh yeah, Bisky had no idea about the Phantom Troupe’s leadership. Huh, my wife and those other guys managed to get back in the game pretty quick. So that’s what he meant by “east”. That’s pretty damn deep of you, Chrollo. The last several times I’ve seen Hisoka he’s had green hair (again, ’99), but I don’t really feel any weirdness seeing him with the proper color now. Kurapika always plans ahead. This man needs some alcohol, pronto. “Janken Rock” sounds like a good name for a band. And then they visited a secret government building. Golden Shiny Tenten with no pupils is one of the rarest ninja training cards, unlike this dude. Bisky’s gonna teach these kids how to play strip poker. Oh yeah, it’s that douche. And yet he’s still better than Genthru. TRADE: SUCCESSFUL. Never be greedy while gambling, children. Rolling dice is serious business, especially if it’s 20-sided. CAUSE I’M THE TAXMAN. And thus marked the beginning of Killua’s gambling addiction. LUPIN THE 3RD: THE ITALIAN ADVENTURE On one hand I like the lipstick traces on those cigs, but on the other that’s just way too many cigs. Rebecca can hardly make heads or tails of that notebook. If only I knew Italian. Oh crap it’s MI6. Goemon must not have anything going on in his schedule, if he’s actually showing up this episode. Robson Zuccoli always plans ahead. So that book’s basically the insane ramblings of an deceased Japanese man. You gotta love word puzzles. Man, MI6 are real pricks here. Lupin likes a challenge when it comes to getting past security that tight. And apparently that’s why he called Fujiko. SUDDENLY ZENIGATA. The treasure’s clearly his wife. It might be inferior, but I still love the Italian soundtrack, especially when the jazz kicks in. They really suck at making the voices on the other end of their phone devices sound believable; by that I mean the dub crew, of course. SHINYA OHIRA SAKUGA SPOTTED. Lupin characters are the best at dodging bullets. Zenigata’s the only one who has a feeling Lupin’s behind all this. GUESS WHAT, MY ASSUMPTION WAS RIGHT. And so Goemon finally meets Nyx. FUJIKO’S TITS. I did not expect her prey to have a Southern accent. Turns out he duped not just Nyx, but literally everyone in MI6. Oh man, the whole cavalry’s here. And in comes Robson with the getaway vehicle. That’s cold, Robson, stone cold. HE’S HULKING OUT. It’s only a priority one if Mizuho Kazami says it is. I never knew I needed to watch Berserker!Nyx in action as much as I did. That notebook is serious business, apparently. The deceased Japanese man was Rebecca’s old boyfriend all along? I might’ve known! Clearly he’s one of their members, Goemon, don’t you pay attention? Oh right, you’re not even in this season half the time. BELIEVE IN LUPIN. It’s none of your business, Zenigata, no matter how much you want it to be. Because it ain’t a real investigation unless you’ve got a magnifying glass. If you don’t like this show, then I pity you with extreme prejudice. >( NARUTO SHIPPUDEN Ah, slow-motion, where the rain is nearly spherical. I assume he means the people who ostracized him. Way to kill the mood, Orochimaru. ITADAKIMASU~. He killed him with a single stare, now that is gangsta. “Hate had caused me to go berserk.” Yeah, hate tends to do that. That and he loves thinking about boobs. Visual jutsu are too hax, so maybe that “Rinnegan causing peace” thing has some legs to it. Those outfits look like they inspired the Akatsuki’s garb. Because screw the Mist and Cloud, am I right? HANZOOOOOOOOO. DANZOOOOOOOOOO. I know I should be taking this seriously, but damn that eyeshadow. <3 Well that happened quicker than I expected. “MY LEGS! MY JUTSU!” He’s awakened his hardcore edgy side. Amazing how he aged a whole decade in just a few minutes. These episodes end way sooner than I expect them too. That must be the power of Naruto-level pacing. OUTLAW STAR So I assume all the episodes start with little expositionary segments on the technology of this universe? Those arms are the exact reason Outlaw Star’s director was hired to helm IGPX. It’s a nice-looking ship, sure, but it ain’t the one that was advertised. Oh hey, it’s that symbol on my wallpaper for this month. And then things got really psychedelic on the computer’s end. Holy crap that’s a weird effect he gave her voice. Even the computer’s in love with Melfina. Oh goddammit Jim. FUCKIN’ PIRATES. Here, have some gratuitous Melfina nudity. “She’s nuts to get wet,” they changed it to on CN. (Not their wisest edit…) Heh, he said “anal”. That sure sounded like a stock sound effect. BREAK INTO THE DOCK. Don’t mess with the vacuum of space, natch. Huh, so Melfina is communicating telepathically. That’s weird. Gene Starwind never plans ahead, but he’s decent at improvising. SHIT COUNT: 1. Thanks for the unintentional assist, MacDougalls. Between the multiple rings per ear and the fluffy mullet, Ron is not nearly as threatening as I thought he’d be. His brother, meanwhile, needs to calm the fuck down. Didn’t expect Gene to recognize that ship from his PTSD nightmares. True, Hilda is hot. “…you damned dirty outlaws!” OH YEAHHHHHHHH. Prepare for the basics of CQC! Take that, old man. Well shit, that ain’t good. That really ain’t good. Well, at least it wasn’t a pointless sacrifice. Not now, Gene’s mourning. TITLE DROP. Okay I assume the first girl in that hyperrealistic ED montage is supposed to be Melfina, but I’m stumped on the rest. COWBOY BEBOP It kills me how Hakim went from looking like Ichigo to a barely light-skinned Blaxploitation character. I watched this episode so much when I was younger, I could probably recite it from memory if I had Ben’s phony intellect. I really should’ve used that Welsh Corgi comparison that one time Dandy brought in an alien worth only 2 Woolongs. It saddens me that this is the only time Want it All Back is used in the show. (Really, I could say that for most of the memorable songs for any episode they appear in.) Speaking of kids, let’s see what the former protagonist of Victory Gundam is up to. Is “seems that way” all this guy can say? (Bullhorn.) I love that old man and his fortune-telling bird. “I knew that. I was testing you.” Great line. ;D SHIT COUNT: 3. How ironic, that they crash landed in front of the police station. Still one of my favorites after all this time. THIS WEEK’S TOONAMI EXTRA PLUS VARIOUS LOCAL AND NATIONAL COMMERCIALS That new Uncharted game looks pretty good, I can only hope the badass female leads aren’t misandrists. I prefer my burgers with good ol’ Ohio tap water, thank you very much. Alternatively, raspberry-flavored light lemonade if I’m eating out at Five Guys. Why are Rick and Morty being chased by what looks like Brook meets the Crow? I wouldn’t mind Goku advertising Coke Zero, even though I prefer water and raspberry lemonade as a burger-adjacent beverage. Flatliners doesn’t sound like a movie that should subject their protagonists to existential horrors, just have them deal with the consequences of one flatlining session gone horribly wrong and be done with it. “Water! My one weakness!” I am offended by this anti-cable commercial, sure I may like having more than just local stations and Netflix, but I am not that grossly stupid. I still have no idea what Replicants are supposed to be, though that’s probably because I’ve never really seen Blade Runner. And that’s why I never use my cell phone for anything besides making calls. Big guns: the most literal metaphor of them all. I only just found out this month that the original IT adaptation was a miniseries instead of a movie, does that mean I have brain problems? When all else fails, just blame Krillin. “It’s 6 A.M. Do you know where your children are?” Because Interdimensional Cable 2 kinda sucked, especially when the family gave Jerry shit for wanting to take them to the zoo. Like, what the fuck was that? ??? That cat’s been hiding in your house for 75 years. Remind me never to channel surf at [as]’s place. If you hate bullying with a passion, then you might be a future Marine. Don’t fuck with Papa Piccolo. [i think angel’s gonna sue somebody]

You're gonna need to specify how many pages per post you have it on, because I modified it to 25 posts per page. Thus, JoJo's is 9 instead of 21 on my end.

You can't cancel reruns, Osmium Man. :

Better version.

Apparently, Mochi does minimalist OP posts better than Alchemist.

Tonight on Toonami, the Universe 6 Tournament begins with Goku vs. a blatant Winnie the Pooh knockoff, Goten and Trunks begin their fusion training while Gohan tries to prove his worth by pulling Excalibur the Z-sword from the stone, JoJo and crew board a ghost ship with a serial apist hiding in their midst, Kaneki finally decides to help his former allies out in their ongoing battles with the CCG, Killua runs into several familiar faces as the new year's Hunter Exam begins, it's overarching plot time on Lupin as Rebecca gets kidnapped by MI6's men in San Marino, Nagato reaches the really tragic part of his Backstorytime of Pain, Hilda finally finds what she's been looking for in the skies above Farfallas, Spike and Jet touch down on Mars to track down an easy bounty (and unbeknownst to them, a potential new crewmate), and Mikasa flashes back to the time Eren started a street brawl in the local marketplace. 8:00 - Dragonball Super #32 - The Matches Begin! We're All Off to the "Planet With No Name"! - TV-14 8:30 - Dragonball Super #33 - Surprise, 6th Universe! This is Super Saiyan Goku! - TV-PGLV ... 11:00 - Dragonball Super #33 - Surprise, 6th Universe! This is Super Saiyan Goku! - TV-PGLV 11:30 - Dragonball Z Kai #132 - A Time of Trials! Lay Hold of Legendary Powers! - TV-PGV 12:00 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders #7 - Strength - TV-MAV 12:30 - Tokyo Ghoul Root A #10 - Last Rain - TV-MAV 1:00 - Hunter x Hunter #66 - Strategy and Scheme - TV-14 1:30 - Lupin the 3rd: The Italian Adventure #12 - The Dream of Italy, Part 1 - TV-14 2:00 - Naruto Shippuden #173 - The Origin of Pain - TV-14V 2:30 - Outlaw Star #4 - When the Hot Ice Melts - TV-14L 3:00 - Cowboy Bebop #2 - Stray Dog Strut - TV-14LV 3:30 - Attack on Titan #33 - The Hunters - TV-14LV By the way, yes, I did mean to spell it without the "r". You'll understand why when you see it.

When you've watched enough anime, the initial shock of incest wears off pretty fast.

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It's an anime so obscure that no episodes even exist online. But goddamn if that theme song isn't the shit. 8) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuJOOVTPI3A

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Welp, Korea's in the news again, so you know what that means. Akashic Records of Bastard Magical Instructor #3 The Fool and Death

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Thank you, Captain Obvious. :robot|

You say that like there isn't one more episode left. :robot|

Nothing can replace Okabe's Engrish, but I think the dub did an excellent job localizing the entire dialogue exchange.

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No time for adventures when there's product that need truckin'.

She's a truck driver now, last I checked.

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