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These two aired on SyFy, your claims in the parentheses are invalid as all fuck. shithead Also, Toonami aired Hellsing freaking Ultimate without cutting any of the violence, I'm pretty sure gore is no longer a stopping factor for shows. Copious amounts of naked women, however, still are, hence why Elfen Lied still won't be picked up.

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So a few weeks ago I watched episode 5 of Konbini Kareshi and during one of the scenes (the flashback where Mami asked Towa what he wanted as repayment for helping her out in the sports festival the previous episode), I dubbed in some faux internal thoughts for Towa as he spent a good several seconds of mostly silence thinking up a response. That moment stuck with me so, after some mental revisioning, I put together this image to share those thoughts. Apologies if you don't find it as amusing as I thought it was.

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I'm too generous a guy to give Pierrot shit, but Toshiyuki Tsuru's episodes of Naruto are objectively the best things they've ever produced.

Why be a Rib Man when you can be a Wing-Rib Man? Either way, the important thing is to make sure the food doesn't get contaminated. Don't want your clientele getting sick because you didn't follow standard hygienic protocol, after all.

I'm just gonna assume that doesn't mean what I think it means. Your Lie in April 8

He's obviously not 100% serious, but I wish he wouldn't say that, kidding or not.

Outlaw Star having very poor retention is regrettable, but I approve of the crowd that stuck around also sticking around for Bebop, Heavy Metal Queen is a 10/10 episode.

>not saying Boku no Pico

Boku no Pico.

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“Bigger bullshit than getting out for swallowing the ball,” indeed. DRAGONBALL SUPER Vegeta’s stance seems a little relaxed, but that’s just me. Hee, the scuff marks on his upper lip look like he’s trying to grow a mustache. Telling Vegeta to surrender is like trying to convince a feminazi she’s using the word “misogyny” wrong; it just can’t be done. [insert immature thoughts here] Great, now I forgot Videl came with them. “Well, I suppose… SUCKERPUNCH!” And, as I thought, Gohan isn’t there. SENZU BEAN! In all fairness, by “messing with time”, he means time travel and the ensuing fuckery with it. Whis is the best. Thank you, Piccolo’s super hearing. I feel like this is what would happen if Goku went up against The Wo-oh right, I can’t make that reference now. Eh, it’s not like Goku hasn’t died before. DO YOU FEEL LUCKY? Goku makes fighting tough guys look way easier than it is. DRAGONBALL Z KAI Ah, shut up, Kibito. Oh hey, foreshadowing of Goku becoming the main character again. Boot camp instructor Piccolo. We, the cast of Dragonball Z, do not condone child violence; we do, however, find it hilarious. Does this count as Krillin ownage? I miss the days when souls actually looked like humans and not amorphous white things. There are food trucks in Otherworld? Fuck you, Buu. “What’d you do to me?” “You’ll see.” I get it! And then Buu learned the power of human compassion. Buu prefers to be paid in food. If only that poor adorable child knew that milk was made of people. Apparently the flying car won’t save you from total destruction. 18 trying to help Krillin win at cards is also adorable. <3 ONE SLIIIIIIIIICE! Huh, I never knew Gantz came in cubes now. YET ANOTHER BLUNDER COURTESY OF OUR SUPREME KAI, FOLKS. And, of course, the Saiyans don’t really care as much. Oh hey, it’s Old Kai. JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: STARDUST CRUSADERS Okay, as far as the bizarreness in this series goes, this is actually quite bizarre. I’m not sure he was either of those things, old lady. I’m also not sure if I should call this an overreaction or a proper response. Varanasi? Never heard of it! I agree with everything Polnareff said about stupid people… because it’s exactly what I wanted to hear. “Take a step back and look at the whole horse”, you mean. All hail the Ganges River! That teratoma on Joseph’s arm isn’t looking too good. Eugh, that’s even more bizarre than the old DIO fangirl taking on her son’s fatal injuries to prove a point. Joseph is afraid of needles? That’s news to me. Well that sure took a turn. Oh shit, the teratoma’s sentient! “No way, this thing’s got teeth!?” Of course, it’s a teratoma. OHHHHH NOOOOO! Is that teratoma flirting with him? That’s a stupid plan, that sounds nothing like Joseph! Even if all of that information may be true, even the “liking younger women” thing. FUCK YEAH HAMON TIME. Or maybe not. “Shit, Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Wait, that’s me!” One of my several OCs has a book for Polnareff, it’s called “She’s Not That Into You”. Well, at least he doesn’t care about how much of a slut she may have been before now, potential STDs aside. REPLY TO ANGEL 1: “Pol you got my boyfriend shot in the goddamn face because you dwell on the past.” True, but now that the guy who killed his sister is dead, he no longer needs to dwell. Now that’s a sickening crunch. Thank god it was just food. That teratoma’s a girl!? Sure as hell doesn’t look it. Quick, to the nearest camera store! [kung fu noises] Welp, so much for that book. Check it out, a sacred cow. Speaking of, where has Jotaro been this whole time? Lemme guess, it breaths gills next. Or maybe that. Joseph, you brilliant bastard. > He did it! He did the thing! And then she killed the mood in more ways than one. Sucks to be Polnareff, I guess. And all this time, Jotaro and Kakyoin were off doing their own thing. Heh, the keys got stuck in his hair. ELLO, GUVNA! MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM: IRON-BLOODED ORPHANS Since when did this show have a narrator? It’s amazing how a few years and a change of clothes increased Kudelia’s sex appeal just like that. I like the graffiti in the cockpit, very Toonami-esque. I knew the OP was going to be cut this way, and I am not disappoint. Shut up, Merribit, your interjections didn’t help last season, and they’re not gonna help now. That’s a nice ass. It’s weird seeing Mika smile. Now that is dirty pool. That offended Gjallarhorn officer. Nice to see that I still can’t comment properly during the action sequences. Wait, where’d Blonde Kirito get the nosebleed from? Sandwich break. :beer: Oh hey, it’s those guys. Masked man is bored with this shit. I’m not sure if the Arianrod fleet are working with Tekkadan or against them, guess that means this really isn’t that memorable in comparison to Unicorn, or something. HUNTER x HUNTER Yeah, this is more volleyball than it is dodgeball at this point. Killua isn’t super-comfortable in this position. I gotta say, that’s a pretty good strategy. ANIME CLICHÉ #144: The protagonist always holds back at first. Alright, this is shaping up to be an awesome finale. THE PROPERTIES OF BOTH RUBBER AND GUM. And thus the day was saved, thanks to Hisoka of all people. Razor’s a pretty cool guy, even if he is a convicted murderer. Ging is definitely the Akihiko Kayaba of this universe, down to the voice. Killua is the most redpilled character in this arc. REPLY TO ANGEL 2: “He didn't come here for the cards, he's gonna go jack it to the memories he made.” I don’t know, but you managed to make that sound both heartwarming and terrifying. “Do you know who this is?” Lemme guess, the Fairy King Oberon? First he almost rapes Asuna, and now this. It’s official, Todd should no longer be allowed to play fully-immersive video games. And to further my traumatizing SAO allegory, now the littlest AIDS patient wants to kick his ass like Kirito did. Gon showing sociopathic tendencies? He truly is his father’s son. Three weeks in real time, or one week each for all members? I never notice the bloodstain on his headband makes it look like the Japanese flag. Whatever happened to that black dude with the freaky worm on his back? LUPIN THE 3RD: THE ITALIAN ADVENTURE I bet it was the Japanese guys’ idea that they hit up a sushi place for dinner. And apparently we have a dog guest starring in this episode. There’s never a bad time for Fujiko fanservice, it’s part of the reason she got her own season. Is that the mother from Hairspray? Even Jigen thinks that Lupin thinks with his dick too much. Lupin may take vacations, but Zenigata doesn’t, apparently. (He could really use one.) I don’t know about that Jigen, even after Lupin actually was arrested, Zeni still made it a priority to make sure he stayed behind bars. Come to think of it, that car is awfully tiny. “Good work, Dog-san.” The one time neither of them expected the other. Those are some big cartons. Now we’ve gotta walk to the sushi bar! Why am I surprised that Goemon can’t tell the brake and accelerator apart? FORGIVE ME BILLBOARD SAMURAI -SAN. He got out of the bathroom that fast, huh? I thought he was gonna call her “overweight”, completely forgetting that he can’t even see her through the phone. You know, I think I’m fine with the potential difference in Goemon’s voice. Oh my, the dog loves porn. More importantly, it loves girls in general. THAT’S THE WAY LUPIN THE THIRD ROLLS! Hooray, gas and free grapes! GOOD GRAVY. And then Jigen accidentally caused the ridiculously fatal thirtysomething-car pileup from Final Destination 2. Even Fujiko is disturbed by this woman’s obsession with her dog. That attempt at small talk. owo You can’t spell Goemon without the letters in “moe”. Fujiko with that shirt and that hat is a pretty attractive combo. I can’t believe I held out on watching Lupin regularly for so long, this show is amazing. And of course, the dog ran away on purpose. Eh, even so, all was good in the end. Except for the sparklers in the sushi, but that’s Goemon’s problem. Way to rub it in, Jigen. In the end, a winner is Josephine (a.k.a. Goemon II). NARUTO SHIPPUDEN Oh hey, Iruka found him faster than I expected. Even alone in his house, he feels alone. Say what you will about the Sexy Jutsu, but it’s an effective escape maneuver. “I see weapons and blood, but no corpses. Weird…” Dammit Naruto, you can’t eat raw eggs, especially when you don’t know how long into the gestation period they are. Sometimes I forget that Iruka and Naruto are a lot alike in a number of ways. And that’s how those two first met Kakashi, apparently. Poor Choji, didn’t even get his snacks. Eh, they’re no Kinky Kunoichi, but they’ll do. Fuck yeah, hidden traps. “OH SHIT I DON’T REMEMBER THIS STEEP SLOPE!” HIROYUKI YAMASHITA SAKUGA SPOTTED. Oh boy, Kakashi and his theme music are here, now things are gonna get awesome. SYNERGY! And so Iruka’s pre-series character arc has been realized. So Naruto saved the village before, and it was completely by accident. Ah, so it’s all thanks to Iruka that Naruto wants to become Hokage. That’s very deep of you, flashback filler. “Yeah, he’d definitely be about that height by now.” Meanwhile, random happenings with the Takatsuki. Considering Jugo’s still in shota mode, I doubt Angel’s too hung-up about missing this one. Oh boy, more plot-related stuff. It’s a lot to take in, isn’t it. OUTLAW STAR Jet Black, asking the real questions. Cool store-away technique… denied. If I watched Outlaw Star back when it first aired on American television, Melfina would probably be my first waifu. That wake-up method. Ooh, homemade French fries. I can’t blame Gene for getting distracted by the smell. Shut up, Jim. Wait “dinner”? I thought they were having breakfast! So “bitch” no longer counts as moderate language either, huh? Okay then, more fries for me. Is that edamame? Jim is so tsundere this episode. That female-painted Gilliam. I’m starting to think they pronounced Toward wrong, or maybe it’s pronounced wrong on purpose…Suddenly an eating contest? Melfina is best girl. <3 Is that the pendant from HxH? Tell me more about this data-less guy you’re after… Lemme guess, Zomba’s the guy with the ladies all over him. Or maybe he’s that handsome-looking gent. Aww yeah, battling in an abandoned church. “Easier said than done”, my foot, that looked pretty easy to me. Well that turned out alright, in spite of the sudden revival tactic. 2000 won is still plenty, don’t be so tsuntsun about it, Jim. Oh hey, Suzuka’s got fangirls. I wouldn’t complain, at least you guys have money now. Next week, they’re off to the space races! Also, the MacDougalls are back. COWBOY BEBOP I just love this show’s music, because who in their right mind wouldn’t? Oh, so this is the episode where that cat came from. There’s just something amusing about Faye frowning over that sundae while a waitress in a mascot suit passes her by in the background. She looks way too sexual to be hanging out in a family restaurant. Turns out the bounty of the week was Woody Allen all along. That’s the freakiest looking tattoo I’ve ever seen. Huh, the egg landed on his crotch; didn’t catch that one. Note that this is the only time Spike attacks someone not with the Syndicate with the same level of seriousness he gives to the Syndicate. And Ein’s eating bean sprouts for some reason. I do enjoy those three old dudes. Eh, I wouldn’t call him a liar, he never denied being a bounty hunter, now did he? I’m not too big on that waitress’s voice, but her “I told you just now” always puts a smile on my face. :-D Jet can’t catch a break whenever he isn’t narrating for Outlaw Star. Sarasvati, you say? I love the decorated insides of these trucker cabins. Hey, that picture ain’t of Lovely Kirara! Ein walking with the gravity on. Well, so much for that guy, but who really misses him? A slow-speed escape from certain doom. That whole method of blowing up the obstacle to their escape was simply amazing. The scene at the very end was nice too, moreso than I can put into words. GHOST IN THE SHELL: STAND ALONE COMPLEX 2ND GIG That opening theme always gives me a nostalgic feeling inside. I will never forget that this episode was the source of that image of the Minister of Home Affairs that inspired everyone on the old ASMB to call him “f00gz”. This refugee crisis plotline setup seems way more relevant now than it would’ve back in 2004. Those comments aside, it feels good watching 2nd Gig again, now that I’m purposefully trying not to fall asleep during it. The fact that this episode had a lot of action helped. (Also, it was the first TV-MA anime episode to air on [as], before even the infamous Evangelion episode 18.) COMMERCIALS AND JUNK “Mountain bike juice delivery?” That’s it, Geico needs to quit screwing with fairy tales. Fuck yeah, another T.I.E. There’s something a little off about that cat lady. I always love their music videos, but I feel lie this one is a little more foreboding than the rest. I feel like TV shows and commercials are in a war between whether or not war should be portrayed as “completely hellish” or “hellish but worth it”. I’m probably the only one who thinks the Jack marathon is only a thing because of the Blu-Ray release. Thrak and Brian is the best friendship. Chex Mix did it first, Reese’s! Meanwhile, Noruk and Harry is the best rivalry. Volkswagen, you are officially redeemed for acting like Jetta drivers are their own race. Okay, so that’s what PC Principal sounds like. Random Space Dandy commercial is random and hilarious. (I bet that’s the dog park they built around FUNimation HQ in that terrible company review that one intern wrote.) That random Jotaro in the desert. Funny how DB Super is off for a week, and Champa’s the most impatient to get to the next episode’s events. I missed this Rocksteady song. 40% of food in America is wasted, most of it by my little sister. I can’t believe I’m slowly getting used to Big Mouth’s ugly art style. NOBODY CARES, LOGIC. This guy has no idea what a hippo is, does he. If Superman’s not in charge of the Justice League, does that mean he’s the leader of the Super Friends?

I highly doubt that, but hey, a third anime experiment for SyFy would work better than Three Fabulous Weeks of Chiller Ani-Wednesdays.

Between them getting gypped out of DxD season 4 and co-producing the anime that bankrupted Artland, I think TNK's days in the industry are good and done.

10 minutes before the deadline. Excellent work. Akashic Records of Bastard Magical Instructor #5 The Queen and the Princess

Again, total number of posts would be a better hallmark for those of us who don't have 10 posts per page.

Hunter x Hunter 1999 39 Akashic Records of Bastard Magical Instructor 5

Tonight on Toonami, Vegeta's impressive series of straight victories is put into jeopardy when he goes up against the captain of the 6th Universe's team, Goku scours the near-whole of Otherworld in search of Gohan, Joseph goes to the doctor to figure out what's up with the weird growth on his arm, Tekkadan reluctantly teams up with Gjallarhorn as the battle against the Dawn Horizon Corps nears, Gon and Killua work together with Hisoka to bring an end to Razor's game of Nen dodgeball, Lupin finds a lost dog while on a vacation with Jigen and Goemon, according to Wikipedia "Naruto runs into three female ninja" which is enough to sell me on the rest of the episode, Gene and Jim take on a job to get some cash for maintaining the ship, do not fuck with Spike when he's trying his damndest to cure his hangover, and a terrorist situation at the Chinese Embassy gives Section 9 the chance they need to be officially reinstated as a government entity. 8:00 - Dragonball Super #37 - Don't Forget Your Saiyan Pride! Vegeta vs. The 6th Universe's Saiyan - TV-14 8:30 - Dragonball Super #38 - The 6th Universe's Mightest Warrior! Engage the Assassin Hit! - TV-PGLV ... 11:00 - Dragonball Super #38 - The 6th Universe's Mightest Warrior! Engage the Assassin Hit! - TV-PGLV 11:30 - Dragonball Z Kai #137 - Gohan Located! Intensive Training in the World of the Kais! - TV-PG 12:00 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders #12 - The Empress - TV-MAV 12:30 - Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans #28 - The Battle Before Dawn - TV-14LV 1:00 - Hunter x Hunter #71 - Bargain and Deal - TV-PG 1:30 - Lupin the 3rd: The Italian Adventure #17 - Lupin's Day Off - TV-14 2:00 - Naruto Shippuden #178 - Iruka's Decision - TV-PG 2:30 - Outlaw Star #9 - A Journey of Adventure! Huh? - TV-PGV 3:00 - Cowboy Bebop #7 - Heavy Metal Queens - TV-MALS 3:30 - Ghost in the Shell: STAND ALONE COMPLEX 2nd Gig #1 - REEMBODY - TV-MAV [kayabuki 2030]

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Let's be honest, here. Who actually watches DBZ for the emotional "gravitas"? Because everyone's there for either the fights or to make fun of it.

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If so, chances are it's the Gu Gu Ganmo guy.