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Point is, The Disaster Artist is about the making of the Room and Tommy Wiseau's eccentricities, just like Ed Wood was for Plan 9 from Outer Space and its titular director. Honestly, I can't see how you could possibly fail to see the comparison other than having tunnel vision worse than what TFS had when they played that one One Piece game.

Yes. If The Room is Plan 9 from Outer Space, then The Disaster Artist is the movie Ed Wood.

I like the use of the bunnygirl Bulma figs in that ad. Also, I read somewhere that Toei is fucking pissed over this promotion and is outright telling people not to support this hilariously awesome turn of events. Between this and their eternal hatred of Team Four Star, why must Toei ruin everything they touch?

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Or maybe it's how Lazzo thinks the world works, since he was the first one to claim that promoting new shows was LAAAAAAAME.

Right now I'm betting on double Bebop the week after OS ends, then the April Fool's stunt, then the new show.

And Toriko is toxic waste.

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Re:ZERO is actually a Crunchyroll license, and they've recently been tapping L.A. talent for several of their shows now. Alongside Re:ZERO, Mob Psycho 100 and The Testament of Sister New Devil were dubbed at Bang Zoom!, while the English versions of Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress and Bungo Stray Dogs were left to STUDIOPOLIS to produce. And that goes without mentioning them going to Ocean Studios for Gintama Season 4 and Kiznaiver.

DRAGONBALL SUPER - Last week's comments basically amount to enjoying Goku fighting Zamasu more than Trunks continuing to awkwardly react to everything in the future. Though really, him meeting a chilled-out 18 was pretty fun in both foresight and hindsight. In other news, I'm glad this franchise is finally recognizing the benefits of best rating. Really, what is Zamasu's major malfunction? It's pronounced "Trunks-sz Resolve", stupid narrator. Was that a BB-8? I'm not entirely sure if Pilaf was intending on sabotaging the time machine or not, but at least he managed to help out, if inadvertently. IMAGE TRAINING IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. And then he bled prosthetic fluid. Sure feels awfully McGillis in here. CANNONBAL-you missed the pool, everything's ruined. Whis's trolling is top tier. Something about the way Trunks pronounces "Zamasu" is kinda pissing me off. Fighting is Goku's first language, with English being a very close second. Vegeta's gonna make a man out of you, Trunks, and I don't mean it that way. [INTERNALLY SCREAMING] What's with the dino-people? Now they're bleeding prosthetic fluid. Zamasu, you fucked in the head. I'm gonna be straight with you, loving this metaphysical archive setpiecing. Tell me about the Strangers! Why do they wear the masks? Kicking them while they're down, I can't blame Zamasu for his judgement. MULTIVERSE THEORY, DO YOU KNOW IT. Oh, apparently you do. Bullshit the fusion is permanent, Shin and Kibito managed to unfuse after they Potara-combined. IT'S OVER ONE THOUSAAAAAAND! The more things change, the more they stay the same, I guess. I like how they're flashbacking in monochrome to hide the fact that Future Trunks used to have purple hair. Super Saiyan 2, you mean. Goku's gonna sit in on this fight. Freezus Iced I completely forgot about Trunks's SWOLE form. Oh good, it was just a decoy. I had a dream involving ducking to dodge a fighter jet once. It was straaaaange. Freezus Iced Goku you have a weird sense of what you think Bulma should and shouldn't see. In the end, it was worth it. OR WAS IT?? I can sorta see the care in that drill sergeant pep talk. WHOA BOY SURPRISE HEADBUTT. Trunks, you cheeky bastard. I'd try Whis's stir fry, sorta homo. NOBODY EXPECTS THE GRAND ZENO. Beerus finally pulled a Homer Goku, good for him. Huh, never heard of an Everybody Screams ending happening outside of Black Clover. DRAGONBALL Z KAI - Fuck you text, Imma still pronounce it Vegito. Ooooooo that's a nasty cut. Looks kind of like a vagina. What is it with fusions and their being cocky? Must be something that runs in the blood of Vegeta's family. "I'm happy to keep pounding you..." That's what he said! SUCKERPUNCH. That Majin Buu's half the man he used to be... only now he isn't. BEEFCAKE! Vegeta's Final Flash is capable of wiping out planets, so I think Vegito's got this one. See, I told you Vegito had this one. Welp, there goes the Moon again. Now he's goin' all BEEFCAKE too. ...That's not next week's topical. DOOOOOOOOOOOODGE! Huh, I wasn't expecting to have a heavy loss of words this early on. Quick, destroy the remnants before he reforrrrr... dammit. It's like one of those literal cartoon fight dust clouds. Kibito Kai, you do know that you have a terrible habit of tempting fate, don't you? And then death by vore. Huh, so that's the origin of that super-swole Saiyan image. So simple and yet so creative. Welp, looks like Super Buu is super-pissed. I can feel the fatigue people are having from these endless anticlimactic conflicts. It's always a sex joke with Family Guy. With American Dad, not so much. BLACK CLOVER - By the way, we get a new OP next week, that should be fun. Okay, now I kinda wanna try these potatoes for myself. Stone cold, tsundere child. Everything's a dick-measuring contest with those two. Those are some big parsnips on that table back there. I have a bad feeling something bad's about to happen... AND IT DID, HOW BOUT THAT. Of course Yuno's the first to rush to the source of the problem, he truly is Asta's adoptive brother and eternal rival. She's being whisked off to the erotic role-play fantasy of a creep even bigger than Asta, who's really just too stubborn for his own good. Don't try to be cool, Priest. Screw you, Four-Eyes. If Yuno is Terrible Tornado, does that make Asta Blast? Yuno actually does the "edgy badass" thing better than Sasuke. First up, hail the size of minivans! Fully-loaded minivans, it appears. I'll be straight with you, kinda disappointed she's just bound and not gagged. Being a fan of both anime and Jam-Orbital truly is suffering. First that avant-garde Tommy Wiseau video during HxH, now this chill-ass lightning bug laser show during Black Clover. I like how they're expanding beyond Naruto as the "obscure music video" timeslot. We flashbacking now? I bet you anything Asta misheard what she told Yuno as a "yes" to one of his many proposals. His fire's deactivated, make a move now before it's too late! Oh dammit. Wasn't expecting him to help Yuno out, though knowing this show I probably should have. Speaking of predictability, of course the noble dude set everything up all along. You so tsundere, Klaus. FUCK YEAH SISTER LILY. That Wizard King sure is one hell of a guy, ain't he. I just realized they're too poor to afford forks. "How many people can say they got a star on their very first mission?" I can think of two. Something tells me this guy has a more fucked-up sense of justice than we're being led to believe. You aren't truly a Griffith knock-off until you have the urge to bang the new recruit seven ways from Sunday. Did he say "Yuno" or "you know"? And in comes Asta to ruin the episode for Angel. You gotta love the Wizard King. Wait, so Brian Mathis isn't voicing the priest anymore? JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: STARDUST CRUSADERS - Kakyoin may still have his sight, but he's still blind for the time being. In which we laugh at Polnareff for not understanding the Muslim tongue. Ah, so the Egyptians use pounds too. It's funny when Polnareff gets the short end of the stick. With this many fun facts about Egypt, you might as well put an "E/I" symbol at the start of every episode. Now we're watching a bunch of guys play tug-of-war with a sword while some dude's beta son watches from the sidelines. "MY HAND! MY JUTSU!" You gotta be gentle with it, like you're having sex. To be completely fair, his father deserved it. As I expected, an enemy STAND! "Avdol's Egyptian like myself, so he's cool, don't kill him." Like I said, this show, or at least this episode, needs the E/I. It's like Polnareff is the real main character of this arc. "Stupid dog... he made me look bad." So many ゴs... I want them all. You fool, his sword is his STAND! They actually threw up the double exclamation points! Welp, that's one way to end the first act. Clearly it's a humans-only sword. Never mind, guess it's capable of working on inanimate objects too. ROCKET RAPIER. I wonder if everyone else's STANDs have a Trump Card like Polnareff's does. Oh no, Polnareff's fallen in love with the sword! Thank you, Iggy. Sweet Rob Zombie, since when was the narrator's voice this high-pitched? [rewatches] Huh, must've been hearing things. And then it was Ratatouille. I love how Iggy's still growling at the sword. And here's the exact moment Jotaro knew what he wanted to do with his life after fighting enemy STAND users. That barber sure is getting more intimidating as time goes. OH ANUBIS NOW HE'S POSSESSED. MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM: IRON-BLOODED ORPHANS - This Gundam bump music sounds awfully familiar. I bet that old man only said "What?" because he couldn't hear what Rustal was saying. I too am surprised that Mika doesn't remember the fight that made him blind in one eye and limp in one arm. If Gjallarhorn forbids body modifications, does that mean they have a strict policy against piercings and tattoos? It's like these two were the only ones besides McGillis and Gaelio's dad who bothered coming into work today. I know Iok's grounded for life and Rustal's telecommuting, but where's Carta's old man factor into all of this? It's like he doesn't even give a crap about McGillis trying to get into his daughter's panties, it's all about that attempt on Gaelio's life. Now that he's in charge, I can see the blowhard in McGillis clear as day. I'm the only one disappointed that he's no longer wearing the mask. FUCK YOU IOK GO DIE IN A SPACE FIRE. Around pedos, never relax! No, the whole him wanting to bang you thing is as far from a lie as a lie can possibly be. And then it turned into a PSA against child suicide. Congratulations, girl, now you know that being in love with a man older than you while still illegal is never a good idea. Meanwhile, something more plot-relevant but much less exciting. Didn't you hear them? They said they're abstaining. Wait, why's the closed-caption icon up, it's not the start of the episode. "We won't let you users like pawns in some pit-" "Shut up, Bauduin." REPLY TO ANGEL: "I have no memory of ever seeing this accountant-looking dude before." He doesn't have much presence, but he's been there since the beginning, ever since Orga let him live and work for them because they suck at math. You're a good man, accountant guy. Now's not the time for complaining, Gay Dandy Jr. "Never stop thinking" just sounds like common sense. The scar's what makes him look sexy. Now that's a suckerpunch. Meanwhile, Kudelia's now more unimportant than ever. Which one was the Hotarubi again? Now this is an appropriate age gap for a barely-legal romance. Oh Kudelia, if only you knew how badly you were tempting fate right now. HUNTER x HUNTER - R.I.P. Billy "Aniki" Herrington, the most based and most memetic gay porn star of all time. That "baby bump" is beyond creepy, if you're asking for my opinion. Bisky sure loves her hot men mags. Dammit lady go shlick somewhere else. I like Yusukuwabara and his love of animals. Scratch that, I fucking love Yusukuwabara, no homo. "Less talk, more action," sounds like something Toonami could really learn from. BELLY BELLY BELLY. [presses the Easy Button] Dramatic death pose. What a shame, I'd have loved to hear his backstory. This dude definitely looks and sounds like he walked right out of Yu Yu Hakusho. And I take it he gets to keep the puppy now. GODDAMMIT PALM NOW'S NOT THE TIME. Huh, so now we get the eyecatch. That ladybug ant looks too hilarious for me to take seriously. Welcome to the dojo at the end of the universe, how tough are ya? Holy shit what did that cat-femme even do to Kite's body. You shit-talk the Nen-using ants, and yet you're one yourself. Such hypocrisy. Oh hey, more dogs. And so the fight marathon begins. As expected from the fusion of the two worst punks at Sarayashiki Junior High. You a dirty bastard, discount Goemon.

Tonight on Toonami, Vegeta puts Trunks through the toughest training of his life, Buu faces off against his newest obstacle: Goku and Vegeta's Potara fusion Vegito, Crunchyroll's description for this week's Black Clover only covers what happened last episode so no synopsis for you today, an young Egyptian man discovers a cursed sword and suffers the terrifying results of its power, McGillis's child bride gets sick of all the bullshit he's been doing this season, Bisky sends Gon and Killua out to fight the Potara fusion of Yusuke and Kuwabara, FUCK YEAH IT'S A SAKUGA FILLER MY FAVORITE KIND, Daylight Savings eats an hour of [as] reruns because Toonami is just that top priority, the fight for the secret of the Galactic Leyline begins between the Outlaw Star crew and their two sets of enemies, Dandy goes head-to-head with the Ginga Bishounen Prince in a wacky space race that's more like Redline than IGPX (seriously, how can you even compare this to that outside of them being on Toonami and you all disliking the latter?), Faye infiltrates a cult to collect the bounty on its mysterious leader, and we learn the answer to the biggest question there is: is it possible for someone with a full prosthetic body to have sex? 10:30 - Dragonball Super #54 - He Who is of Saiyan Blood: Trunks's Resolve - TV-14V 11:00 - Dragonball Z Kai #153 - Invincible! The Ultimate Warrior Vegito! - TV-14V 11:30 - Black Clover #13 - The Wizard King Saw, Continued - TV-PG 12:00 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders #28 - Anubis, Part 1 - TV-MAV 12:30 - Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans #44 - The Man Who Holds the Soul - TV-14V 1:00 - Hunter x Hunter #87 - Duel and Escape - TV-14LV 1:30 - Naruto Shippuden #194 - The Worst Three-Legged Race - TV-PGL 2:00 - DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME, BITCHES 3:00 - Outlaw Star #25 - Maze of Despair - TV-14LV 3:30 - Space Dandy #7 - A Race in Space is Dangerous, Baby - TV-14DLS 4:00 - Cowboy Bebop #23 - Brain Scratch - TV-14 4:30 - Ghost in the Shell: STAND ALONE COMPLEX 2nd Gig #17 - RED DATA - TV-14DV CHAKA KHAN LET ME ROCK YA, LET ME ROCK YA CHAKA KHAN, CHAKA KHAN CHAKA KHAN CHAKA KHAN!

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Late reply: I wouldn't say it was the shortest overall. For present-day Toonami, yeah, but not neo-Toonami overall. Soul Eater took two weeks to get announced. Tenchi Muyo! GXP took one. Deadman Wonderland and Casshern Sins, less than one.

But that's a general premiere date. FUNi announced the cast of Re:ZERO at least three months before it's even set to release, and they said it the dub would be airing elsewhere before its release, and not on their video service. Unless it's still in legal trouble, it's pretty clear that Re:ZERO is Outlaw Star's replacement.

It says when right in the message you quoted, pay more attention when you're excited dammit. Apparently I failed to realize you were referring to the time as opposed to the date. So sorry. I couldn't find anything on the time for what you're talking about, but there's an AMA with voice actress Sarah Anne Williams (Lizbeth, Nonon, Neferpitou) going on in the Toonami Reddit tomorrow at 5PM. Maybe that's the AMA that's going on.

I like this theory. They should do this.

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But does it really count as an attempt if it wasn't America-based, Elfie? Does it?

Toonami actually aired Blue Exorcist all the way back in 2014.

Are you sapped for ideas? Because it looks like you're sapped for ideas.