PokeNirvash

Could be that. Could also be a gay yakuza blowjob. [woo woo]

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Back on the topic of Franxx, I just had a huge revelation. Zero Two is not Lum. She's fucking Lala Deviluke. Pink hair. Devil motif. Infatuated with bitchboi MC. And voiced by Haruka Tomatsu to boot. I'm surprised I didn't see it before now.

Sadly, yes. But remember, the only canon you missed in there is that Tsunade's in a coma and the shady eyepatch dude voiced by Aramaki convinced the national government to elect him as interim Hokage. DRAGONBALL SUPER - Fuck you still, opening theme Chi-Chi. If Whis is shocked, you know it's serious business. If only there was a way for him to Instant Transmission his way there. Oh hey, they actually answered my question, that must mean my psychic powers are recovering after that bracket debacle. Whis is the greatest troll. Being Bills is suffering. ZA WARUDO. It was in self-defense. WHOA WHAT THE HELL SUPREME KAI TOO CLOSE. Also, you look shorter than you usually do. KAI KAI. His homeworld looks like one of those space jellyfish. You suck at being formal, Goku. WAZZAAAAAAAAP. WORD OF CAUTION: This schedule is only for next week. Don't take that as meaning double Bebop is gonna stay a thing. FLAWLESS VICTORY: FRIENDSHIP! And then he was Zeni. Those guards definitely act higher and mightier than they should. Well that went well. Oh goddammit Goku. Wait, how long were they gone, exactly? BEERUS HAET ZENI. Nope, it's anger in that cup, you see. Welp, the tea's ruined, so much for that meal of the day. When everyone is good, no one is. Hmm, didn't expect the tea to turn back like that. Who even pronounces "mature" that way? TRUNKS' TIME MACHINE, I CHOOSE YOU! Goddammit Goku you landed on your butt don't complain about your head. The funny thing is, I can't blame them for trying to shoot Goku. DRAGONBALL Z KAI - Oh good, Buu remembered his breathing exercises. SUCKERPUNCH... DENIED. Something something foreverially delitized. This confirms the outfit's just part of his natural body. FUCK YOUR ANTENNA. He's gonna Humpty Dumpty his ass. It took me a while to remember that he was doing the ghost thing and not laying an egg with his mouth. Oh shit, the ghosts can use the Kamehame-ha now. DOOOOOOOOOOODGE! Am I the only one who thinks those dust clouds look like turds? Elder Kai is definitely the audience surrogate for this arc. Of all the things Vegito was expecting... he wasn't expecting that. By the way, happy 21st birthday, Toonami. Buu seems to be gloating an awful lot, I'm expecting something to happen. AND BY LAWD DID IT HAPPEN. The strongest candy in the world, natch. This is the most ridiculous shit ever, I love it. Well that was short-lived. It sure is taking a long time for the title to come true, maybe it was a misnomer all along? RULE #1884: Do not fuck with Vegito. SUCKERSTAB. Okay, so maybe it's not a misnomer. And in a move no one would have guessed, turns out getting absorbed was Vegito's plan all along. Yeah, gloat all you want, Buu, you gonna get fucked in the next couple of episodes. At first I thought it was just a 12 oz. Mouse thing, but chinchillas really do look like they came straight outta the newspaper. BLACK CLOVER - Pierrot may still have problems with filler, but they've gotten better at condensing the plot of the first 13 episodes into a short recap. This old man picked the wrong day to go backpacking in the woods. And that, colored folks, is how dungeons are born. Something tells me I shouldn't trust that well-meaning laugh. FUCK YEAR NEW OP. Battle junkie kid is still one of the most one-dimensional motherfuckers in this squad. SHUT THE FUCK UP SISCON. If only I knew how to turn on closed-captions so I could tell what he's saying. I love how Asta's just doing push-ups while all of this is happening. But not anymore apparently. Okay battle junkie kid, you're getting closer to earning that second dimension. Asta: so dumb he doesn't even know what a dungeon is. Is Yami doing alright, his voice sounds different than usual. Call me crazy, but I'm proud for Asta here. Manson doesn't get to do nothin'. REPLY TO ANGEL 1: "I want the sister fucker to die painfully and violently." Same, preferably at Yami's hands. Was Finral just shipping those two? Any fall that doesn't end in the main character in a suggestive position with the lead female is a good one. These two have surprisingly good chemistry together. I'd call this the M.C. Escher dungeon, but I'm gonna wait 'til I see any upside-down waterways before making that judgement. I understanding wanting to get away from your kids to watch TV, but why do it in your art deco bathtub? And then Asta had an existential crisis. Okay, battle junkie kid's kinda starting to grow on me in an entertaining way. Damn straight he's got a busted personality, he's spent the entire first cour asking people to fight him and nothing else. LET'S GET DANGEROUS. Man, everybody seems to be shipping these two. I think I might get in on that action also, come to think of it. "And do you know why? 'Cause I'm gonna become the Wizard King~!" "Here we go again..." [cue 20th Century Fox music] Old friend? More like adoptive brother. Somehow her tsundere-ness is endearing. Before someone says anything, no, this is not the kind of bondage that gets me excited. And now plant vore? Man, the fetishists who get their rocks off easy are gonna have a field day with this one... Sweet, surprise backup. "And with that, my national debt is paid." SWANKY DANK is the most stupidly awesome Japanese rock band name since Scoobie Do. JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: STARDUST CRUSADERS - Polnareff's about to be killed by a demon barber, and Jotaro can't be assed to lift a finger. "My beautiful pecs!" Joseph, you're the greatest. Okay, so maybe Jotaro not doing anything is a good thing. [INSERT STOCK BLACK POP STAR SHOUTS HERE] Thank you, Jotaro. Anubis confirmed for most OP STAND yet. WATCHAAAAAAA. I applaud your maneuver there, Jotaro and Star Platinum. Kudos. Aw fuck, it's the Egyptian Police, here to hinder the plot. YOU FUCKED UP AGAIN, POLNAREFF. Friendly reminder that Avdol's the one who fought Polnareff when he was under DIO's control, not Jotaro. Goddamn I love watching the fights in this show. WE DUAL WIELDING NOW. Oh boy they're being lazy with their DB Super topicals again. Huh, surprise eyecatch. GAH MY SEXY CHEEK. The return of Star Finger. Never underestimate Jotaro, jackal man. CAPCOM FINAL THRUST. I love that hand-to-ear motion Star Platinum's doing there. Fuck yeah Jotaro. He was definitely OP, I'll agree with that much. DON'T YOU YABBA DABBA DO IT KID. What a waste of a good lollipop. Nevermind, looks like Iggy's taking care of it. And then Anubis was a boomerang that never came back. SHIT COUNT: 2. That poor cow. Suck it, Anubis. If only it knew that animals know when shit ain't right with things like you. In the end, it sure sucks to be Polnareff. Oh hey, another surprise eyecatch. And now for this week's E/I corner! Is it a random example, narrator? Is it really? [shamon!]

And it was Cartoon Network proper, [as] didn't even exist in the '90s.

I'll be surprised if this happened somewhere besides Mexico.

Enough about Franxx, Elfie, this is a Killing Bites thread now.

Do those look like pasties to you?

Also worth mentioning that the in anime version of the second scene, she doesn't have any pasties on.

>it's a jan-ken-pon episode

March Comes in Like a Lion 41

Tonight on Toonami, Beerus and Whis try to weasel their way out of having to bring Goku to meet Grand Zeno at the tiny overlord's request, Vegito continues to take the fight to Buu so hard that the pink monstrosity can hardly stand it, the Wizard King himself assigns Asta and Noelle the mission of clearing out a mysterious dungeon, Polnareff's battle against the STAND Anubis continues as it finds a new bystander to possess, McGillis and Tekkadan finally go into battle with Rustal and his Arianrhod Fleet, Gon and Killua's training continues as the one-month deadline inches ever closer, Shikamaru flashes back to a joint mission between Teams 7 and 10 in the penultimate episode of this specific chunk of filler, Gene rushes headfirst into the Galactic Leyline to rescue Melfina in the finale of Outlaw Star, we finally find out what happened to the fridge Spike jettisoned from the Bebop and the mutated rock lobster inside, Faye rediscovers some key pieces to her past on Earth while the rest of the crew go after the real "smallest of the small fries", and remember when [as] aired this specific GITS episode with fart noises as a goof and then took it out of rerun rotation for several years afterwards? 10:30 - Dragonball Super #55 - I'd Like to See Goku, You See: A Summons from Grand Zeno! - TV-14V 11:00 - Dragonball Z Kai #154 - Buu's Ace in the Hole! The Warriors Are Absorbed! - TV-14V 11:30 - Black Clover #14 - Dungeon - TV-PG 12:00 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders #29 - Anubis, Part 2 - TV-MAV 12:30 - Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans #45 - If This is the End - TV-14LV 1:00 - Hunter x Hunter #88 - Rock Paper Scissors and Weakness - TV-14LV 1:30 - Naruto Shippuden #195 - Team 10's Teamwork - TV-PG 2:00 - Outlaw Star #26 - Return to Space - TV-14V 2:30 - Space Dandy #8 - The Lonely Pooch Planet, Baby - TV-14DS 3:00 - Cowboy Bebop #24 - Hard Luck Woman - TV-14L 3:30 - Ghost in the Shell: STAND ALONE COMPLEX 2nd Gig #18 - TRANSPARENT - TV-14V [pepperidge farms remembers]

Possibly. Tell you what, this may turn out more like my personal rating of Senran Kagura than High School DxD, where I get a little easier on the ratings past episode 4. But at this point, who knows, really? FREEZING Episode 04: Tempest Turn

Welp, there goes my bracket.

I blame that NCAA ad about the guy who's afraid of being caught watching Dawson's Creek by his probably stingy wife.

And yet it's not like people absolutely have to watch them. We aren't all like Ben, the man who claims to have the dialogue exchanges from every episode of Samurai Champloo memorized even though it didn't rerun nearly as much as Bebop has.

Ignoring the 0% chance, Crossbone Gundam's got the higher chance since it's already related to a well-established animated franchise.

Why must you try so hard to be so unlikable, JMan?

You're literally repeating what he just said. You don't know that. FOR THE LOVE OF- ...You know what? You're cool.

Nobody cares, unpaid anti-tobacco spokesperson! NARUTO SHIPPUDEN - Huh, I never knew Kiba had a grandmother. Unless that's just some generic title... In which Sakura teases Naruto about his man-crush. Dammit young Sakura quit thinking with your ladyboner all the time. Good ol' electroshock therapy. Not a single female among those thieves, that's new. Dammit Naruto quit thinking with your regular boner all the time. Well, at least Sasuke's no better than he is in rushing in head-first. NOOOO NOT THE HORSE. Take that, Sakura. GOROU SESSHA SAKUGA SPOTTED. So it was a golden teddy bear this whole time. Using your own viscous chakra as a weapon, that's definitely new for filler. I love it whenever Sasuke gets all wacky-looking like that. And I would've watched it, were my HD TBS working, my non-HD not saddled with poor audio sync, and the online version not only accessible if I whitelist the NCAA site on Adblock, but crapped out partway through the team reveal at that! I never thought they'd use the sexy music for a scene like this. It's like the music knows they're gay for one another. I knew that was gonna end in a mouth-to-mouth kiss. I also knew that guy was gonna mention the afterlife. "My Sakura senses are tingling!" Dammit Sasuke come up with an original insult for once, you can only call Naruto a loser so many times before it gets more tired than "Believe it!" Oh boy, bathroom humor. At least it isn't poop this time. Make sure not to cross the streams, fellas. "Tell me, why are you gritting your teeth so hard?" Because they're just itching to kick your ass, why else? Hey look, a distraction! Goddamn this episode's sakuga game is fierce. PACHINKOOOOOOOOOO. Curse you, Sakura's ladyboner. I will get you back. Somehow. Theeeeere's the poop. I can totally see why Sasuke betrayed the village now, if he had to put up with that at least once. OUTLAW STAR - Remember when this episode aired during the Toonami April Fools' stunt six years ago? This is a decent English translation of the first ending theme. I don't have an answer to that, all I'm getting is that she was clearly "born" in the Leyline. PERFECT LANDING 10/10. EARTH TO JIM. Irrelevant! Okay so apparently everybody got split up from one another, making it a literal race there. GOTTA GO FAST. You a cryptic motherfucker, Gwen Khan. To quote the protag of my current personal writing project, "every ‘why’ is just as important to a case as the ‘where’." Now for a little game we call "bridge the gap". "You're looking quite well, Hitoriga; at least, as far as I can tell with that bag over your head." So does that mean her attempted assassination of Fred was just a farce? Yeahhhhh I'd say that's a very good reason for her to hate you so. Oh no he's a shapeshifter. Double oh no, Gene's running out of animation budget! Note how he never said he wasn't interested in a woman whose face was half-covered. Well this wasn't a sudden confrontation or anything. Aisha's got this. And then he shot a black hole at her. That's one hell of a recoil. Well he isn't acting all rapey towards her, and that's fine with me. And then Harry became Torso Boy, and that's also fine with me. How rapey of you, Hazanko. IT WAS YOU WHO BROKE MY MASON PLATE. Okay since when did he have that weird accent? Well that was anticlimactic, I think? I'd a humanoid Aisha with post-coitus snuggling from her beast form. And now he's bleeding water for some reason. YESSSSSS NAKED AISH-oh right, I saw her full-frontal two weeks ago. So why's she need dragonite, exactly? DOUBLE CASTER. And then Ron fell into the abyss, where ascension is all sorts of fucked. We standard-def flashbacking now? Well that sure was one nostalgic-sounding flashback all right. That voice puts new meaning to the word "broken record". Oh hey, Harry's still alive, that's a shocker. Thanks for the help, Harry, at least you were pretty alright in your final moments. SPACE DANDY - Prince looks like he came right out of Code Geass, or at least Star Driver. Huh, never noticed all the crowd peoples were CGI. Hmmmmmmyeah, this race is nothing like IGPX, it's more Redline, or even the space race from Outlaw Star. Why the oversized breasts though. He actually made one girl faint. Prince's robot and rat sidekicks suuuuuuuck, and that's why I will always prefer Team BBP. A lesser show would have Dandy in dead last. Warping and skipping gates are the only forms of cheating in this race, didn't you hear the plant guy say that earlier? Oh hey a heart pun. Team BBP is the best underdog. "I promise to never compromise." Whereas I promise only to compromise if doing so benefits me more than the alternative. I just realized Masked Racer's truck looks like a boob at the end. Oh, all the things I missed when I watched this on the small TV. Damn, Gate 6 already? And now Honey's part of the race because why the hell not? Middle finger Dandy. NOOOO NOT THE SPARKLES. FUCK YOU ZED. Fuck you too, Prince. Same to you, rat bastard. Meow, you precious idiot. Huh, turns out Dandy was the lesser show after all. I never knew QT had a plug back there. If you don't like Dandy, kill yourself my man. "THE GORILLA HAS PASSED THE BOOBIES" is the greatest line in anything ever. This is the gayest metaphor ever and I love it, all of the homo. Welcome to the Galactic Leyline, Dandy, now what is thy desire? I'm sure this ending is an obscure reference to something. I flipped off the lead singer of Imagine Dragons on my TV screen and I have zero regrets. COWBOY BEBOP - I finally watched the Bebop movie a few hours ago and it was fan-freakin'-tastic. But enough about that, onto this episode. I legitimately love how the first several minutes are just channel-flipping through mostly plot-relevant programs with the occasional off-topic amusement like that DJ exercise machine. (By the way, SAO totally ripped off Bebop by modeling the Nerve Gear after Brain Dream, given all of you more reason to hate the former.) I had read that one of those three old dudes that show up every now and again was a corpse this episode. Finally found which one he was, but I wish I hadn't. Between the failed extra-long telethon from the movie and the lack of information on Londes, on top of their ratings soiling the sheets like it was JoJo and Black Clover's butt-baby, I'm not surprised Big Shot got canned in the middle of broadcast. So that's where GinaSzanboti got her username from! Meanwhile, I already knew this was the point we all figured out what they meant when they called Ein a "data dog". Now this is what I call super-philosophical. In the end, he did all he did out of jealousy over being trapped in a useless body while everyone else had it better off. GHOST IN THE SHELL: STAND ALONE COMPLEX 2ND GIG - Funny how the whole "can someone who's full prosthetic have sex" thing is an inconsequential part of the episode, and yet it's the only thing most people remember from it. [might as well go gay for dicks now]

EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY CALLED IT.

Cowboy Bebop: The Movie

I did, and it was as good as Anime FMK said it was. Thanks to them, I'm thinking about also watching Killing Bites.