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B: The Beginning 9

Too bad for it, Asta's immune to curses. THE COLOR OF CARNAL SHAME!

It is in anime. That's what happens when you outsource. We already got Luck's backstory in episode 16, you were just too busy complaining like a loon to pay attention.

Spoilers that happen before the halfway point of season 1 barely count as spoilers, anyways.

This is my first time seeing this commercial, and already, this Extra Crispy Colonel ad is annoying me. DRAGONBALL SUPER - I have got to stop 100% trusting the front door schedule with the TV ratings. But much to Beerus's ignorance, it turned out that multiverse theory is a bitch. So you're saying that Goku was fisted to death? I know your brain's not the best, Goku, but it isn't that confusing. Bulma's role in this arc is the spectator with all the snarky comments. Is it wrong that I think clip-on earrings are the best earrings? SYNCHRONICITY ATTACK. Invincibility is truly the greatest cheat code of all. It ain't a utopia if there's nobody around to experience it. "...But I was going to kill him!" BRO GRABS. Goddammit Trunks pay attention. Well fuck you too Team Zamasu. You idiots do realize you're destroying your precious natural beauty alongside all of mortality, right? Eat your heart out, Thanos. Like I said, the greatest cheat code. KABEDON. All the things to talk about in this promo, and every part of me always goes back to Mt. Lady. And I'm not even into giantesses. That fiend, he actually managed to make the "peas and carrots" part sound absolutely badass! It's like Goku in Ginyu's body all over again. You fool, that's not one of his vital organs! I'd feel bad for Chi-Chi, if not for her previous instances of bitchiness. To fuck with Goku is one thing, but to fuck with his family is something completely different. KICK HIS ASS GOKU. BACKHANDED. Again, not a vital organ. Okay, your sword blade is kinda cool, but I don't think that's how swords even work. Throw him a senzu bean! The body is willing, but the spirit is spongy and bruised. He may be too much, but at least he can be beaten. If you're looking for someone to blame for Trunks time-hopping all the goddamn time, blame the Androids. Hell, blame Dr. Gero, the fucker who created them to begin with! ANTI-AUTISTIC RAAAAAAAAAAAGE! Is this Trunks' Super Saiyan 2? And if so, why the blue glow of god energy? I don't know what's worse, this song's English cover or the fact that its TV cut is wayyyyyy too short. Goddammit Galaxy first you annoy me to hell and back during March Madness with variations of the same damn ad, and now you're trying to get me into bestiality? Well I'm not buying it! DRAGONBALL Z KAI - At this point I'm just waiting for this arc to finally end. Shin, you care way too much. Welcome to the cave of beatings. Curse the cockiness of fusions! Then why not try blasting the portion of him that you can still see, you moron! So you're saying it's Buu's fault that you haven't beat him yet? That makes sense, I guess. When the dead get killed, they go where the dead go to die, or something along those lines. Poor, poor Mr. Satan. Vegeta, behind you! "When everyone's a hero, no one is." I'd punch that pink fucker in the face so hard he'd never wanna fucking laugh again and hoo boy I think I have anger issues. Try firing a Last Blast at him! Oh geez that's a lotta blood even for DBZ. I AM VEGEEZUS. Even Krillin thinks the passage of time in this show is bullshit. Clearly you need more living people to get stronker. Why aren't these three actually doing anything, anyways? Elder Kai's the only one who really cares about the fight in and of itself. Because even I think this should've ended a long time ago. THANK GOD IT'S MR. SATAN. Still stuck in denial, I see. Seriously, why haven't I watched Ballmastrz yet? That's something I should do between finishing exams and securing a summer internship. FLCL - The great thing about this show is all the stuff you pick up on in rewatches, like Ninamori hooking her finger through the frame of the faux glasses, in spite of how some things stay confusing as hell. What does make that fisherman's hat so "bizarre" to Ninamori, anyways? The "inside Production I.G" segment during the commercial break was cool too. As a fan of Production I.G's works, from Ghost in the Shell to Shining Hearts, it was neat seeing all this memorabilia and promotional stuff for shows that couldn't possibly make it to American television on my HD screen. Shame there wasn't any Kuroko stuff on their shelves, but hey, I already saw that show's cameo in the JUMP All-Stars game review. JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: STARDUST CRUSADERS - The Riddle of the Sphinx is pure child's play in the realm of riddling, considering everybody knows the answer to it. Damn, Cairo already? SYNCHRONIZED CHUGGING. This dude makes one hell of a first impression, I'm liking him in spite of the obvious villainy already. Awwww yeah we gambling now. Looks more like jerky than dried fish from where I'm sitting. Is this guy seriously putting him up to an SCM duel without an SCM? That takes some balls. Okay that just had to be rigged somehow, why would you take the left first when you're just inches away from the right? That is one amphibious-looking STAND. Well this guy's certainly a dangerous opponent, if his STAND's capable of doing... that. Meanwhile, my dad pulled a Sympathy for the Devil reference that I just knew he was going to make. D-A-R-B-Y. Muslim equlivalent of Jesus, Avdol, calm yourself. If it's 11:15 P.M., he was probably sleeping. Ohhhhhh yeah it's Joseph's turn to gamble now. I personally prefer GOOD to OKAY. The tension is almost killing me. I'm not sure if Jotaro's proud of Joseph's cheat or if he's just as annoyed by it as he would be by cheating on the other side. "We'll see which dance partner cries first!" No one has ever said that, but they should. [gnaws chocolate furiously. Gambling anime is fuckin' great, even without all the ugly O-faces. OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN. Heart of hearts, you say? The ma who defeated Kars, turned into a poker chip after a bad bet. REMEMBER FIVE YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS GETTIN' IT ON IN VEGAS WITH SHOWGIRLS AND YOU WERE THROWIN' ROCKS AT TANKS!? It's JoJo, lots of things don't make sense, even when they do. GET YOUR POKER FACES ON BOYOS. Wonder why they shortened the ending theme this time. To make sure the episode didn't seep over into others' timeslots like in previous years, maybe? MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM: IRON-BLOODED ORPHANS - HEEEEEEEEAVE. Sorry, Zack, but there's no saving him now. Okay so maybe they shortened it due to this episode being the last one. Goddamn do I love listening to Fighter. See, told you it'd be these two making the last stand. Did he just call his Gundam "Full City"? Fuck you Iok. Hey, Orga chose to take those bullets for you, don't blame yourself for being behind his demise. Fuck you too, Rustal. God help me, do I love it when a widescreen show breaks out the letterbox. FOR ORGA. They're Gundams, motherfucker. Honest to god, this really is one kickass last stand, as tragic as it is. IT... WAS.... YOU!!! Scissored to death. Only the most befitting of deaths for that fucker Iok. Mikazuki just doesn't give a fuck, didn't you figure that out already? Mikazuki Augus does what Mikazuki Augus does because Mikazuki Augus is Mikazuki Augus. Thinking of Atra in his last moments. How oddly human of Mika. Eh... sorta fuck you also, Julietta. You're a dick, hungry office man. Having an interplanetary incident named after you is victory enough for McGillis, among the failure that was the remainder of the incident. DEMOCRACY, FUCK YEAH! Guess things turned out pretty good for Mars. I wanted that redhead mechanic on Team Rustal to survive the show, and I'm glad she did. The six degrees of Sean Bacon. "No hard feelings, then?" So is there any reason why Gaelio's in a wheelchair? He's totally Mari Okada's husbando. Julietta confirmed for having a mask fetish. ALESSI!? Nice new suit you've got there, Chad. And the one-armed dude got a new prosthetic replacement. Good for him! Capped on the crapper. Only the most befitting of deaths for that fucker Nobliss. Like I said, once you go black you don't go back. Dayum, Atra really makes one fine MILF. REPLY TO ANGEL 1: "Awwww he's adorable but has a terrible name." Yeah, naming your kid after ninja ISIS is pretty weird, but it's not like that matters in the Gundamverse. Before you say anything, they're in a domestic partnership, though I'm sure they occasionally get busy between the sheets. All in all, better than I expected. Though having most of the series spoiled for you does that. 9/10 for the second season, 9/10 overall. All in all, here's a list of all the Tekkadan members to survive the series: Kudelia, Atra, Eugene, Takaki, Chad, Dante, Ride (on the run), Derma, Dexter, Nady, Merribit, Yamagi, Zack, Dayne. Fourteen total, at the very least. You see that, Jingai, you lying bastard!? You don't say "everyone dies" when it's that obvious that not everyone dies! If you wanna say "everyone dies", do it to a show where literally everyone does die! SO CHECK YOUR FACTS NEXT TIME BEFORE YOU SPOUT OFF LIKE A CYNICAL IDIOT. FUCKKEN CHECK THEM!!!!11!11!!11!one1!!! [ahem] BLACK CLOVER - Because someone needs to watch it, so why not me? Hey, new opening animation. Oh Noelle, you are so tsundere for Asta, admit it. Whatever death is most befitting for the siscon, I want it delivered to him pronto. But hey, at least it isn't all "I wuv mai imouto" with him this week. (Yes, his endless repertoire of stories counts.) And as usual, all Luck and Charmy care about are fights and food respectively. BRING OUT THE DANCING SHEEP. Dammit Yami they just repaired that door! Staying alive is Asta's specialty, much to Angel's chagrin. Yami says it like it is, and I respect that. Every time Asta goes to the Royal Capital, it's always a treat. Oh hey it's Yuno's party. So nice to see that Klaus's character development's holding strong. Sick burn, Yuno. And thus marks the beginning of Asta's very own lawlharem. NOBODY EXPECTS THE WIZARD KING. They got the greatest relic, and all the Diamond Kingdom got was a bunch of worthless Nazi gold. Oh no he has Asta's shoujo eyes. Hey, unintelligible writings are very useful, just take a look at the poneglyphs. You have to be as fit as Asta to carry this sword with ease. A case where "you ain't got no magic" is actually a compliment. "What they taught you in the schools is wrong." This guy is so inspirational, I can see why they look up to him. Naturally, the Black Bulls don't get any awards, but since Asta and Noelle are two of the most well-adjusted members, they're honorary invitees to the banquet. IT'S SO BRIIIIIIIGHT. I wanna punch Noelle's family in their stupid faces, and on the contrary, I already like the token delicious brown. AND SHE'S GOT SERA'S VOICE TOO AND IS ALSO POSSIBLY BISEXUAL EVEN BETTER. Buzz off, Noelle's relatives. You too, fat man. Is this dude Adam Sandler's distant ancestor? I feel like he might be. Nobody tell Charmy about this room. Oh well, at least Asta's enjoying himself. Keep it in your panties, Mimosa. REPLY TO ANGEL 2: "I mean yeah, he did win thanks to Luck." Okay that's actually pretty clever, good on you for spotting that. FUCK YOU FAT MAN I'M SURE YOUR TABLE MANNERS ARE NO BETTER BEHIND CLOSED DOORS. Too bad for them, Asta don't give a fuck. Hey, don't go shit-talking your own teammates, Papa Sandler, that's bad sportsmanship. And then the bullying of Noelle began. Fuck these rich assholes and their stupid hairstyles. Oh shit she didn't pull a Holland did she. ANTI-BULLY RANGER ASTA, GO! Yes, use magic on the anti-magic user, see how that works out for you.

And here's the part where I just quit trying to prove you wrong.

It made me think the second season's time would change, and isn't that enough?

One that's only airing as a warm-up for Progressive.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Literally how could you not notice this.

Oh, so we're now just gonna pretend that MHA pushing FLCL down a slot wasn't an obvious reason to assume Progressive would follow up in that same slot?

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Here's an exchange of dialogue from something I'm currently writing. Does that make sense? If not, what can I do to change it while getting the same point across? (That is, speaker B would rather fight "those with greater power" than do nothing.)

Nobody fucks anything tonight, Mochi. In fact, this is one of JoJo's tamest "STAND user of the fortnight" arcs, at least as far as objectionable content is concerned. Both tonight's episode and next week's are TV-14L. As crazy as JoJo gets, it doesn't get any tamer than that.

Still, this clarification isn't really something that should be treated like actual breaking news.

We didn't need to hear it anywhere. Once we heard that FLCL was moving down by half an hour to make room for My Hero Academia, it was only obvious that Progressive was gonna premiere at midnight.

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Tonight on Toonami, Goku Black regales Goku Regular with the story of how he took over Alternate Goku Regular's body, Goku Classic continues fighting Buu to the best of his ability while everyone else sits on the sidelines in tension, apparently it's bizarre for elementary school kids to wear out-of-season fisherman hats now, but not as bizarre as a poker game where your very soul is on the line, Mikazuki and Akihiro make their last stand against Gjallarhorn in an effort to save their remaining comrades in the series finale of Iron-Blooded Orphans, the Black Bulls and Golden Dawn send our protagonists to report on the events of the previous arc to the Wizard King himself, the title of this episode should be enough to give Angel and Foley the heebie-jeebies, Naruto's attempts to convince the Raikage to forgive Sasuke go about as well as you would expect, a regular pit stop at one of several anime Starbucks turns into a tragic love story for QT, WE WANT NO DIRTY UNIVERSE, and Kayabuki attempts to convince her cabinet not to send their army in to deal with the growing refugee problem. 10:30 - Dragonball Super #61 - Zamasu's Ambition: The Storied Project 0 Mortals of Terror - TV-14 11:00 - Dragonball Z Kai #160 - A One Minute Match-Up! Vegeta's Life-Threatening Stall for Time! - TV-14LV 11:30 - FLCL #3 - Marquis du Carabas - TV-14 12:00 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders #34 - D'Arby the Gambler, Part 1 - TV-14L 12:30 - Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans #50 - Their Place - TV-14LV - END 1:00 - Black Clover #20 - Assembly at the Royal Capital - TV-PG 1:30 - Hunter x Hunter #93 - Date With Palm - TV-14LV 2:00 - Naruto Shippuden #200 - Naruto's Plea - TV-PG 2:30 - Space Dandy #13 - Even Vacuum Cleaners Fall in Love, Baby - TV-14DV 3:00 - Cowboy Bebop #4 - Gateway Shuffle - TV-MALS 3:30 - Ghost in the Shell: STAND ALONE COMPLEX 2nd Gig #23 - MARTIAL LAW - TV-14LV

Old news, what of it?

Reason number one it's already leagues better than regular SAO.

Chaika: The Coffin Princess 5 Please Twins! 6

And yet there's still nitpicking about the games not being realistic. At least, on Anime FMK, there is.

Dorei-ku the Animation 3

One Outs 7

Even so, I'm pretty much convinced now that Titan S3 is the "in the pocket" series.

Initial D: Fourth Stage 6