GuyBeardmane

Weiner.

*oven mitts*

Poor baby. Have you tried giving him Dramamine? The vets said it's safe for dogs as long as you give them an appropriate sized dose. I'm gonna do that next time these two have to go anywhere.

PUPDATE: 12 week check up and boosters today. They officially turn 12 weeks old tomorrow. Layla is 15.4 pounds, and Ebony is 14.8 pounds. She's come a long way from being the runt. Vet estimates that for their visit next month they will probably double in size. Also, they both got carsick and puked all over me.

Does this mean I have to sit on your lap and call you daddy, but in a platonic way?

I think he was banned from the state after that.

I'm so man I fucked a sea bass. Not really I just wanted to fit in.

The unedited version is on pornhub. Same animators made shorts about Nicole Waterson from Gumball.

Yes! The song was stuck in my head when I went to meet the pups.

I hear there's a bike in the basement.

Layla is surveying her toys and Ebony is playing and then she had a big yawn. Now they are both sleeping.

Here is a temporary sleepy blep until I get new pics tonight.

Saturday floof

Wendy's. Wendy's has the Giant Junior Bacon Cheeseburger.

It's not Kentucky.

BLASPHEMY

Watch the light fade from the eyes of your victims after stabbing them repeatedly. Wait, that's not on Netflix or Hulu. Nevermind.

I see we have similar interests. Ay gurl how YOU doin 😘

I hope I'm not too late to the party.

Oh I thought this was gonna say titties.

Do what now

Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight.