GuyBeardmane

Sheeyit. Nah man, I'm the Cengage guy. Don't do the LMS thing.

I will fight you. I mean I'm not really gonna fight you. You're cool.

He was outstanding in his field. When he got interviewed about it, he told the reporter "Well, I guess it's been in my family. Grampa was a scarecrow, dad was a scarecrow. I thought I wanted to be an engineer, but I followed in the family business. Just thought "hay, it's in my jeans."

I was wrong, there are 11 pink ones, 11 blue ones, 11 green ones, 9 red ones, and 12 purple ones.

I needed to arrange my skittles. I don't think I have an even amount of them. Think I got short changed on the pink ones.

Nor are any college instructors building online courses today. But I am here to provide tech support to them today. Listening to synthwave. Posting on forums. Dreaming of titties.

Glad the Monkey Jesus lady is getting regular work now.

Some titties in my inbox.

No, the scars on my arms are from puppy bites.

Pupdate: More naptime cuddles.

I will show you the D Don't encourage me.

I just want someone in life who encourages me to play with her boobs.

Yeah, I'm all in for the holiday pay. I doubt there will be any calls tomorrow. Just 8 hours of sitting there with a headset on and getting free lunch.

I work tomorrow.

I have some facial hair I can put on your chest if you're into motorboats I am awful.

As unkinky as you want it, babeh

You lookin' to change that? I promise to only disappoint you in every way 😘❤

I'll touch the boob to see if you still feel it. Because I'm helpful.

Those who can't do teach.

I tell my puppies the same thing but they just bark and whine at me anyway.

You want me to kiss it and make it better? 😘❤ But really, go to the doctor.

Oh, uh, I mean I'm actually dying and the doctors said the only cure for my injuries is boobs in my inbox.