GuyBeardmane

I was 16 and working the front counter at KFC. It was mid October and Santa came in. He was wearing brown pants, a yellow flannel shirt, and suspenders, but he had the little Santa specs and the big belly and the bushy curly beard and all. Like, the whole 9 yards. He ordered the buffet and a drink and I ring him up, and as I'm handing him his tray and cup he says "Have you been a good boy this year?" and I freaked all the way out. It was a neat day.

It's always important to remember that when you're a hot mess that at least you're hot instead of just a mess.

If the rest of it is anything like that first song, I can see why. It's the way I am with TWRP and Ninja Sex Party. Just songs I can listen to over and over again and never get tired of them.

I'm diggin' this.

I like the harmony and aesthetic they were going for in this. Just a nice song to listen to and a fun video to watch.

Very 80s new wave-y. I dig it.

IT WAS THE SEX NUMBER.

I CAN'T LOVE THIS ENOUGH.

Stick with the regular hentai, unless the 3D models are really good.

Now it's just okay.

nice

So the time is now? RAPADOOOO

TMI fact: I lost my virginity with this in the background.

Naw, man. Going Gaston hardcore.

Yeah, they came out when the first Pokemon movie came out in theaters, I believe. I'm almost certain I have mine somewhere in the depths of my closet. If not, then at least I still have my LotR light-up goblets.

It's called "theming."

It's okay. It's what I get for being slow.

dammit, you beat me to it.

Andre is a given. The other 11 can be Mr. Perfect, Owen Hart, Test, Junkyard Dog, Eddie Guerrero, Captain Lou Albano, Sensational Sherri, Umaga, Chyna, Roddy Piper, and Davey Boy Smith.

I need another Macho Man picture. Except this time I want The Last Supper with Macho Man at the middle, flanked by 12 other dead wrestlers.