GuyBeardmane

Try jerking off with the other hand. It's weird at first, but after some practice you'll be spanking it ambidextrously and then you can brag about it to all your friends like I do. That's why I'm never invited out anywhere.

When they go digging through dirt and and stuff with their nose. Usually at the roots of trees. Looking for truffles and shit.

nice

If they were capable of offspring, the resulting cub would be adorbs.

Like, the video is bad. Pretty damn bad. But Christopher Lee singing metal is goddamned amazing.

MORE KITTY <3 <3 <3

Could be. There's a lot of layers. Like onions.

Roadhouse IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR HOUSE

Gonna throw up. Ham Mullet.

E PLURIBUS UNUM OUT OF MANY, ONE OUR HOUSE IS ONE, BUT IT IS MANY OUR HOUSE IS LEGION LOOK UPON OUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR HOUSE AND DISPAIR

HOUSE IS INFINITE AND SELF CONTAINED, A PERFECT SPIRAL OF HOUSE UPON HOUSE UPON HOUSE, NEVER ENDING, BUT ALWAYS CHANGING. LOOK UPON OUR HOUSE, AND ENTER ETERNITY.

KITTY <3 <3 <3 Not gonna lie, thought you were talkin' bout Flash Gordon.

The best part is when they sing "Our House." But also that they keep changing things up enough to keep you watching for the whole 9 minutes.

But do you like him as... A CARROT?

Cowboy Bebop Spike: Keanu Reeves (lol remember when everyone hated this idea and then John Wick happened?) Jet: Samuel L. Jackson Faye: Ming-Na Wen (yeah, again. I got a crush) Ed: Millie Bobby Brown Vicious: Tom Hardy

At least we know you've got good taste too.

In the middle of our house

CLOSE ENOUGH

You specifically need to say your palms are sweaty because I wanna post "Mom's Spaghetti."

The Last Unicorn Lady Amalthea/Voice of the Unicorn: Estelle Prince Lir: Taye Diggs King Haggard: James Earl Jones Mama Fortuna: Angela Lansbury (because she's still alive and can reprise her role) Molly Grue: Ming-Na Wen Schmendrick: Brandon Hardesty Admittedly, this one is mostly because I'd like to see a fantasy movie with a diverse cast because I want my niece and nephews to have representation in the fantasy genre, and since Christopher Lee is dead and can't reprise his role as Haggard I want someone else with a deep, ominous voice to fill the role. Also Brandon Hardesty is fucking amazing and would be the perfect Schmendrick.

Is it... your palms?