GuyBeardmane

So my stupid ass gave away all my X-Men action figures when I was 15. Like, I had one of those storage totes FULL of them, and I gave them all away to my sister's friend's little brother.

Metroid was a pretty cool guy. He's like a tall Mega Man.

I worked with a guy named James Deen. He wasn't the porn star, though.

This is glorious. GLORIOUS.

4/5 on the historical niftyness scale.

Not just this morning, but every morning.

I guess you could say the weather outside is frightful.

Another Hanna Barbera classic. Would love to see a reboot of this series.

I woke up at 6am in middle school to watch this on my local FOX station. Every day before school. Never told my friends because "boys don't watch Sailor Moon."

I'm a 4 on a good day, so I'd def just wanna chill. Unless my look-alike is a shit.

BEFORE THEY WERE ADULT SWIM Hanna Barbera Superheroes were my jam as a kid. Before I ever got into X-Men or Superman or anyone else, it was Blue Falcon and Dyno-Mutt.

Michelangelo's The Creation of Adam, but with Macho Man and myself. This will be my last request.

Gotta Go Mad. OOH YEAH!

7. An over-the-top rope battle royale between all gods, winner gets named El Supremo and all prayers go to them.

5. The Ten Commandments get replaced by the Three Laws of Robotics.

If you hadn't done it, I would have.

I have another request. I want to see Macho Man Randy Savage as a Sonic OC.

Click the Share button on YouTube, copy the URL, and paste it in the text field. It should automatically embed the video.

I was 16 and working the front counter at KFC. It was mid October and Santa came in. He was wearing brown pants, a yellow flannel shirt, and suspenders, but he had the little Santa specs and the big belly and the bushy curly beard and all. Like, the whole 9 yards. He ordered the buffet and a drink and I ring him up, and as I'm handing him his tray and cup he says "Have you been a good boy this year?" and I freaked all the way out. It was a neat day.

It's always important to remember that when you're a hot mess that at least you're hot instead of just a mess.

If the rest of it is anything like that first song, I can see why. It's the way I am with TWRP and Ninja Sex Party. Just songs I can listen to over and over again and never get tired of them.

I'm diggin' this.