Elle_Eccentric

Oh shit. Yehhhh. Don’t mix vinegar and bleach either.

Still better name than Kum and Go. Lol

You had me at alcohol.

You will dream of a deli all night. The deli has a killer cook. The pickles are alive. God is Dead!

Omg. Phew. Dont.... don’t do that again. Lol

THEY ARENT OPEN... YOUR BEST BET IS A HOSPITAL CHAPEL. GO NOW!

I want my bread rack turned into a shrine to tea & coffee. I want a keurig because all the good coffee is in cups now. Rediculous but oh well. I want my fancy teacups and teapots on display and I want the whole thing painted. I hate the hunter green that it is right now. Some more ore of my girlfriends knitted things would be nice too. Maybe a pot holder!

Get your booty up and wash your hands.

Omg omg omg... don’t panic. Shit... goodbye clothes. Gordmans has some pretty decent sales on their clothing. Dont feel too bad, I once dried my kids new clothes with a fucking purple crayon. I have 3 girls to constantly buy clothes for because they keep growing! STOP GETTING SO TALL, YOU OUTGREW YOUR SHOES AGAIN?! *crying*

THE DEVIL IS IN THIS THREAD

We make Monkey Bread on Christmas morning. It’s like pull apart cinnamon rolls. Fucking amazing shit. Don’t eat too much though, there’s tons of sugar and you’ll instantly regret it.

Oh Christ. I’m taking a wild guess you don’t wear all white. Why on earth are your dishwashing packets next to your laundry packets?

Then the whole bus applauds

Holy cow. So was the still M*A*S*H worthy?

Oh I didn’t know we could.

Chicken and Dumplings? Fckn really? I mean I’ve had some pretty amazing C&D but never on Thanksgiving.

.... you made it? How!? That’s awesome!

Significant Annoyance

We have no life and spend our time on here

Lol k

He has to keep that job for a year though.

What the actual glimmering fuck....

His hand left him. Found out he was cheating with Lefty Lucy.

People are ass-holes I would totally play along.