SlappyKincaid

Weirdest looking peppercorns I've ever seen. Thought it was some kind of berry at first.

the hell is that?

maybe it'll add some umami flavor

...oh god, i dont even know anymore

They had pretty good thai stuff and were right near my house. I wanted this one dish that I got from there last time, and I went on the weekend and today and they were closed both times. Ended up making my own stir fry thai curry type thing, don't know if it's quite the same. It's actually not too bad. Something is missing but its close.

Yeah its super salty, no idea if it was always that way or not. They make ones with "lower sodium", no idea if they taste any better. It's meat in a can, it's not going to be "great".

I WANT SPRING ALREADY FUCK THIS WINTER BULLSHIT ASS SNOWY ASS SHIT ASS NOREASTER BULLSHIT

Fuck that guy, that's theft. Get the piece of shit arrested.

And patient zero was revealed. The pandemic begins.

No, not quite. Maybe it can. It's complicated.

This thread went from seaweed to semen in no time at all.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA If only.

They have a fatal farting disease? By the gods... The five point palm exploding shart technique should never have been used

Getting treated like an object makes you not give a shit about the place you work, why should you if they wouldn't have your back? Working somewhere where you aren't treated like a number or a commodity makes you actually care about your job and the place you work.

Grocery store from europe. They have decent prices on a lot of things, but they don't have a huge variety. BUT they pay their employees well and actually seem to give a shit about them, unlike every other grocery store chain in the country, who would barely bother to learn the names of their cashiers, much less the people who worked for them for years

Those are almost worse than throwing up, I've done that with soda and beer, I think I'd rather just spew.

Even if i try to say it out loud, it fades, Im not sure if trying to convey it in text versus verbally is better or worse, but it seems like less and less frequently I have dreams I'm able to fully remember and explain. When I was younger it seems like it was easier to hold onto them

They're German, they know how to listen for tunnels, better dig several as a decoy

It's the ones that are just so weird and long and crazy, I feel compelled to share them, and then the minute I try to start explaining them, it all just ...fades away The fucking boring ones are easy to describe. The other day I dreamed that I made two sandwiches the night before work, so I wouldn't have to make them that morning and save myself a few minutes. And then I woke up and was disappointed because I knew I hadn't actually made the sandwiches. But the recurring ones with strange houses with lots of rooms full of random junk, the minute I try to describe the details beyond that, it disintegrates. Bullshit and shenanigans, I say.

That's inconvenient for you, how do they expect you to get outside?

Fiber internet, something something, more regular shitposting, poop jokes, etc

the bird might have a penis. ...I think?