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hey i was crying over something natural and loving, not dicks

what are friends?

oh i know. but basically after the first conversation there will be a lot of unanswered questions... i mean, revelations i also feel like there is a lot less to interpret about what i am saying than you think i dont mean to upset you

how do we know everyone else isnt saying not to listen to you? and that we're actually ugly?

im anti life too sometimes

i was crying to this earlier today man.

genetics i think. im not really inferring, i mean i hope everythings fine and dandy but if genetics plays a role, i know what roller coaster shes on

i know what both of us are like. we were bad to each other on purpose. we've broken every rule since childhood. we were a perfect match of imperfection and mismatched love. we were crazy. of courser shes gonna have troubles... i think..

there is a wire hanger scene in the boring ass movie "Nymph()maniac on Netflix. i dont not recommend. it is 4 hours two part series of shit. boring ass shit. but lots of debauched sex scenes.

imma daddy too! i wonder about social stuff and sex stuff. i wonder if she wants to meet me. she's going through puberty and doesnt know her birth parents. she has a mother and father with serious psychosis and stuff. i picture school ridicule, and relationship vulnerability real bad... she wont trust anyone i bet. and shes super cautious because shes probably a little paranoid, like somehow she thinks shes the center of the universe, and everything going on is directly related to who she is like its her fault inside... i wish i could have done more. i packed a bag with onesies and diapers really cute stuffed animals and baby einstein dvds and never saw her since she was 1.

awww. you promise... never behind the back you swear?

repeating everything you hear IS gossip

heres a **tiny garden shovel** now borrow some socks and leave

you have a son?

being a not mean not gossipy not cunt.. you? oh wait...

at work today: cops nab felonious cashier

its a feeling that everyone but me knows the truth and that is that you want to out people in a mean way i just think its such an easy plot, that it makes me paranoid

ill explain why i think its okay to use gay that way.. like im gay for one and straight for the other or bi i guess, but i hate dictionary labels

i guess im trying to say bi or pan, well what to you call it?

for some reason i think you are lying every time you say your gay. i feel like you are trying to get gay people to come out and get trapped

youll be postin from the ocean

is that a shaved raccoon?

use lots of tabasco. tabasco makes everything better.

my cat used to puke foam in the car

1/3 alien 2/3 sasquatch