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like yin and yang, guys are pain girls (i hate that word) are pleasure. i dont mean anything by it, thats just my thing edit: women

i am losing track here... we are supposed to be helping you make a decision about becoming a pornstar?

personally i consider gay sex to be the equivalent of self harm someone does something personally damaging to relieve other emotional problems

you were making him sound like a reject. so gay was initially on the table... the guy wasnt a hopeless weirdo

i had a nightmare once that sounds a lot like that. what do you mean "tried" does that mean you weren't willing? why would he pursue it if he knew you weren't interested? was he overtaken by lust or drugged up or something?

but it was in a conversation about bacon

oh. no way? how come i didnt know that? am i like segregated or something

even yo style has style....

oh thank god. i thought i was getting cyber jumped

that cause vibrations in your teeth? i have some that buzz my molars. its a really annoying feeling

because humans were always wrong about being human.. they are actually ___________________.

what the fuck is that?

an out of the blue insult that doesnt have any gumption? yeah I'M the puss... lol

"make"

stan: what about the bacon machine? francine: thats what steve calls his butt when hes making poops. what does that mean?

humans dont have alphas tho

when he said no women would lie to him. he is not above the depths of skank the female part of our race is capable of. fucking lying poser

do you want to know what pissed me off?

well i'm sorry you are feeling bad. try tea. im serious take an hour everyday to have a few cups of tea. relax, breathe deep, and put the things that bother you in perspective. get some melatonin, valerian root, and skull cap herbs.. make yourself a steady mix of suppliments to go with your tea... maybe put on music that relaxes you, or think about calling somebody or inviting somebody to have tea with you..

you probably obsess over possibilities, which are endless. so eventually those possibilities cross over to something realistic and it seems like someone can read your mind, but its more like a psychic coincidence.

its perfection

i know what you mean, like reverse deja vu sort of

cheese is so fattening i know

pizza makes me crave soda... does the salty taste have to go with soda for you? i love pizza and soda

sorry i didnt realize so many people would be hungry