death_by_motorboat

its not true... we change we change out ourn souls for ones that dont sin, every time we make a mistake. i have done worse than been gay i hope honestly. would brock sampson fake being gay for an undercover?

two cherries mommy?

from my mccafe before my current drunk. blow me.

i used to make like 20 orders of cinnaminis every morning, in fact you were trolling me one day when i was slicing tomatos

no. maybe as a mom/daughter combo.

oh. those have been popular forever. reminisce-worthy, almost

im just lashing out because beta losers like zenigundam always acting so tough. if he got a twentieth of the pussy ive plowed, hed be singing hallelujah

thats purty funneh

i found one too. shes bodacious but shes a manager at my job and i dont want to disrespect her

yeah but now i learned i dont want to carry gay-guys fucking baggage. they need to stay on their side of the fucking field

what are hot balls?

burger king cinnabons?

the first time i was 11 years old and i was on a half of a bottle of vodka and eight beers. the second a cashier at a grocery store asked if he could blow me inb a parking lot, and i just didnt want to turn down head from and inferior male for some reason. and the third my drug dealer offered to pay me. i dont know why. but im not gay. i just could never turn down sex.

you are always complaining about betas, as if thats a real class of human being, and now you admit you are helpless without them. i think you have developed an anal tendency towards men. idunno ask freud

you should lose your virginity tonight. guaranteed to last an hour.

fo sho

a lot of good deals, but not an everything in one place place

comfortably_numb

crushrose

i dont know you anymore either. i wonder who you even are. are you a colombian drug lord? are you a donald trump look-alike? do you sell sea shells by a seashore?

i had probly 5 or 6

i grew up without kudos