Doom Metal Alchemist

Seconded on the coffee. I was never a coffee drinker, I always preferred soda for my caffeine. But over the summer my doctor ordered me to cut it out (I settled on cutting way back instead), and coffee is my new best friend. ;D

I am enjoying today's mainstream rock a lot more than that of the early 00s. I generally like the Volbeat songs I've heard on the radio, and I've been meaning to check out their latest album. The Pretty Reckless have a pretty decent album from 2014. Even a couple bands I didn't care for in the 00s have songs out now that I enjoy (Shinedown and Disturbed). Heard a song by Avenged Sevenfold's new album on the radio today, that was pretty cool. Metallica's new album and singles from said album are miles better than anything from St. Anger. Earlier this year, Kaleo had a real cool song on the radio, but unfortunately, it's not at all representative of their sound, so eh. Early 00s mainstream rock was among the all time worst mainstream rock, imo.

I thought the story went that Lazzo told Dino to make the show darker, Dino complied, then Lazzo decided it was TOO dark and canceled it.

I don't know what that means.

The planet, or the car manufacturer? Or the retro video game system?

SQUEE I am the most kawaii of them all! :

Since you switched C, which level would you select for me now?

Why? The original B was the kawaii-est option.

I don't think so, but I'll take it anyway. ;D

Totz.

I picked E because he doesn't look kawaii at all, in my opinion. ;D

I guess it's meant for the guys whose mates are always complaining that they finish too quickly.

Wish granted.

God already sent Ziggy Stardust into space. >_>

Somewhat related, never jack off with Icy Hot.

Someone's makin' bacon!

Sometimes you want to eat a sandwich while doing the deed.

Well, I was right in it making sex less pleasurable for the guy, at least. ;D

Just like zeni is always talking about his Oklahoma City girls on the ASMB, I am now talking about my Kentucky duration spray. ;D

I just gotta wonder what this stuff is and how it works... like, is the concept making sex less pleasurable for the guy so he lasts longer? Does the spray dry up the area of penetration so the guy is like, "Goddamn it, this is starting to chafe. I can't get off like this!"

I'm amateur trumpet. Can I join your band? I want to turn pro too.

Yeah, let's send diddly-squat into space. ;D

Fuck you dude, Hunter Pence ru- Oh you mean that other guy. Yeah, sure.

We should send Mike Lazzo into space for canceling Moral Orel at its peak.

A jar of Mayo Magazine clippings of Scott Baio That song that starts with "Day-o"