I don't know. Maybe a football autographed by Joe Montana.
Another possibility is a wooden puzzle type thingy my grandpa willed me when he died. I have no idea how long he had it though. I received it when I was a teenager.
EDIT: Actually, my NES is probably older than the Joe Montana football.
I'm going to say Wal-mart using one of my former teacher's reasoning of never shopping on Target again: Target got hacked and kept it secret. So fuck Target.
The Internet backbone has been destroyed. Cable is all that is left as far as TV goes. But it is very rudimentary cable. You can only have three channels. Which channels do you select?