Doom Metal Alchemist

A new car with built-in GPS and a stereo system I can play music from my phone through. A mint condition pre-2000s Gibson Les Paul. A paid-off house with a recording studio. A girlfriend. A Crate amp cabinet more powerful than my current Marshall one. Mint-condition CDs of Night Sun's Mournin' and Sheavy's Blue Sky Mind. A Roland GR-55 Guitar Synthesizer. A good paying job that affords me the time for band activities. An iPhone X. If I'm not paying for it, why not?

I don't know man, goth girls tend to be pretty fat in my experience. Stonergoth187 being a marvelous exception of course. On an unrelated note, I think the girl in your sig is pretty cute.

You have failed us. P.S. the spoiler is not porn. It's a vague description of ultra porn. If you read it, you'll kick yourself for not knowing it.

Did you go 48+ hours without sleep? Because that might do it.

That's why I didn't say the human race would die off.

If everyone in the world becomes gay, overpopulation will become much less of a problem.

I'm surprised someone as weebish and Japanese as you would confuse yuri with loli.

Black licorice.

Happy birthday!

Sports memorabilia?

What's funny is that I'm sure all-star pro athletes don't drink the trash that is soda, like ever. They do all the can to stay in great shape.

I don't know if this applies to this particular person, but some people don't believe in birth control for religious reasons. So if a couple want to keep having sex, there's a good chance they'll keep having kids.

I said "answer HIS question"... as in Zeni's question. Not YOUR question.

I didn't open it because it was a creeper zeni thread, but I might as well provide a serious answer to his question here. Because hopefully you're not going after immature girls still in high sch-- oh wait.

Jurassic Park.

Looks like Calvin is up to something...

I was a total nerd throughout Junior high, high school, and college, and literally only one kid ever acted like this to me.

BONDS, NOT BOND, GOD.

For some reason, like all the effeminate gay guys I run into in my daily life are serving me food and/or drinks from a drive-thru window. This has happened with at least two different fast food restaurants (maybe 3) and one coffee shop.

Bonds.

0/10 boring as fuck.

More like Morbidly Obese Monday.

Happy Birthday!

I fucking love Tsunade. By far my favorite hentai subject.