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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. I think he was talking about "lit af"
  2. Extra relevant because he has a child named Washcloth.
  3. More often than not, when someone stifles a sneeze, it sounds more like a fart than a sneeze. Why turn something non-embarrassing into something embarrassing? Just sneeze a sneeze.
  4. I thought waifu was your jackoff rag.
  5. Makes you wonder if the whole concept of posting "A/S/L?" was created by pedophiles.
  6. Moral of the story: Always carry a travel washcloth. Just in case!
  7. Well to be fair, at the end of the episode Radical Edward, Faye exclaims, "YOU'RE A GIRL????" Or is what you're saying is that trap = m2f and not f2m?
  8. Fuck, I came in here to say exactly that, and you took my answer! I don't know if your character ever says anything else, but I'm pretty sure Crono in the original Chrono Trigger game says literally absolutely nothing besides "...".
  9. Well, I'm a 4everalone virgin, so by default my worst sexual experience was masturbation. For the first time ever (and last) I was fapping standing up in the shower. Partway through I felt a huge pain in the back of my head. It didn't feel at all like a headache. I was worried I was having an aneurysm or something. Dying with my dick in my hand in the shower in my parents' home is not the way I wanted to go out. Anyway, the pain in my head wasn't going away, so I gave up and got out of the shower. The next night, I went for a fap (laying down on the bed this time, per my usual) but when I started, the pain in my head came back. I stopped, the pain stopped. I started again, the pain started again. So I had to go a while without fapping. Eventually this stupid fapping pain went away completely. But yeah, I guess I almost got a brain aneurysm masturbating. (in reality I have no fucking idea what the pain meant or was from, I just think of it as an almost aneurysm because I have no other answer).
  10. Nuh-uh, you're a "rolled taco", so sayeth Taco Bell.
  11. I am dreading the Feats of Strength.
  12. Oh yeah? Well the JERKSTORE called... They're all outta YOU!
  13. Big balls are nothing to brag about.
  14. Action Discussion was a VERY popular folder, until the powers that be made separate folders for every show AS ever aired, and that killed it (same with Comedy Discussion). Then of course the creation of the Toonami folder further killed the Action Discussion folder.
  15. The reason Olive Garden is trashed a lot is they promote themselves as authentic Italian cuisine that even people actually from Italy love, but in reality, they are far form authentic.
  16. Wendy's is my favorite food food place right now. Love the 4 for 4. But there are none near our house.
  17. I'm sure there are a lot of IBers who wouldn't have an issue with that.
  18. El-oh-el. Well we called you guys Pod6ers, because you were (are) jerks.
  19. When was this? I used to post in Babbling, Rants, CD, and AD and I never saw that.
  20. "IB people"? We were called IBers!
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