Doom Metal Alchemist

Gen Z slang just hits different, iykyk.

If that's a basket, then what are the tiny ones you hold with one hand?

Happy birthday!

Maybe this says something about me that I remember this clear as a bell: KN once confided in us that one time he tasted his own semen just because he was curious what it tasted like.

Happy birthday, and thanks for keeping the lights on!

Goddamn. I am under the impression that you and I are of similar ages, but I remember in high school it felt like I was the only one whose parents never divorced. A common question was "Do you live with your mom or your dad?" Like the question never presents the option that they're still together and I live with both under one roof. I'd answer the question that I live with both as they have never divorced, and the response was always them being surprised by that.

This is probably my favorite scene from The Venture Bros.: P.S. sorry for low quality.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail is the poster boy for this. I recently started watching How I Met Your Mother on netflix, and I was enjoying it quite a bit for a while (and finally realized why NPH was so popular during this era), but good fucking god did it jump the shark around season 8. I am determined to get through the show just because I was so invested in it, but it's not easy anymore. This is just so bad.

No one said you were a competent villain.

A classic.

I don't, but I still buy CDs.

Nothing to see here folks.

Love it. Love everything about it.

It's been pretty decent. I have a neighbor I'm pretty cool with, not annoying at all. No roommates. I didn't want any, I figured I'd drive any roommates crazy with my slobbishness (I don't think that's a word).

Anything in the video about the movie is actually completely unrelated to the song. A band just named themselves after it and wrote a song with the same name. The fan who made the video just put the two together.

Call 1-800-GENERAL now!

Snails need to fuck the fuck off. I'm tired off accidentally crunching their stupid asses under my shoe every fucking day. What kind of stupid ass life form exists where 9 times out of 10 it's murdered, that murder is completely accidental? How are these dumb fucks not extinct by now? And on a completely unrelated note, Froot Loops are still just as delicious as a middle-aged adult as when I was a little kid.

Robert E. O. Speedwagon is the greatest character name of all time.

..... That's a good album.

Why is the manga/anime Bleach, called Bleach?

Thing Addams and a human had a baby.

Any daddy issues I might have are pretty minor, overall we have a pretty great relationship. I finally moved out of my parents' house into my own apartment last September. Had nothing to do with needing to get away from them, just trying to grow up.