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UnevenEdge

Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. I can take or leave bacon, but I'm a big fan of bell peppers on pizza too.
  2. Yeah, his insomnia caused him to participate in a sleep study conducted by some university students. I believe each study session he completed they gave him $50.00 for his participation, and he was saving up for a DVD player. The last session he needed to be awake for he kept falling asleep and the students were like, "Mr. McGuirk, go home, your insomnia is cured."
  3. Man I don't remember that, I don't even remember the context around it. Is that the same episode he tries to get rid of his swords? Are the episode where he tries to get rid of his swords and the sleep study episode the same episode?
  4. I don't remember that reference, I'm just going to assume it's related to the McGuirk rant I referenced.
  5. Well you just don't like "stupid" topics but that's what IB was all about in the first place. And clearly the topic is pineapple on pizza, should i edit that in to the title?
  6. Dude, I know I wouldn't be banned, at worst mods would splice this off. I just don't wanna irk rpggamer by derailing his thread. I TRY TO HAVE CONSIDERATIONS FOR OTHER USERS BEYOND AVOIDING BANS. The only banning I'm worried about is posting nudity since the rule change is unclear to me. "But doom, like I said, you're not on the mod's radar and no one is going to report you for posting tits" that's not the point, I try to follow the rules, even if I could probably get away with breaking them.
  7. Pizza isn't pasta, and neither is pineapple.
  8. The mods didn't splice this, I'm intentionally avoiding derailing someone else's thread. Stilgar said: I'll straight up tell an Italian to his face that I LOVE PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA. Does it matter that I myself am part Italian?
  9. Apparently in Russia its customary to wear hats when having a formal fist fight.
  10. IMO mister and sir are interchangeable and don't apply to different age groups.
  11. *thinks of John McGuirk's rant after Melissa asks if he's ever just tried lying down in his bed in the dark and closed his eyes*
  12. What did you get called before? "Boy"? 😝
  13. Yeah, but what adults would be ok with that?
  14. ..........Yeah I know cleavage isn't gonna get me banned, that's why I posted it. I said I wanted to post something with bare nipples, but didn't because I was worried THAT would get me banned. The NSFW warning and spoiler tag weren't for the mods, it was for the courtesy of anyone browsing the boards at work.
  15. Man if I was elementary school age seeing that, I'd be jacking it to it non-stop. Not sure what context that would be ok in in elementary school, the only guess I have is a unit about going through puberty. I was about to say possibly sex ed, but they don't do that in elementary school, right? For me that was just a high school thing.
  16. Maybe this will help. NSFW:
  17. Hence "un"birthday.
  18. I'd have to look back to make sure, but I think he literally copypasted your post then intentionally changed the acronym to gibberish.
  19. Robot Chicken had some funny shit about time shares. One of their head writers bought a time share and they made a skit about it.
  20. Blown Cover Through Force
  21. "I'm glad I'm not a poor pot smoker" Said the poor cigarette smoker. I don't smoke anything, but I have friends who smoke both, and it annoys me less when they break out the pot than when they break out the cigs.
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