Doom Metal Alchemist

I've seen him in pizza commercials (can't remember if it was Papa John's, Pizza Hut, or Domino's), The General, and Gold Bond. The dude's making the most of his retirement, I guess.

It was Zeni's pathetic attempt at giving the illusion someone was in love with him.

Rebecca....

1-31-07

You need to use this one a lot more often here.

Oh my, are banners coming back?

You missed the edit. And rofl @ pat's react. I wish I could give his react a laugh react. 😆

That is why I posted this thread. I was mocking pat.

I don't know too much about basketball.

No Test For Echo?

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Sports lingo, man.

I don't understand here. I'm not much of a basketball fan, but wiki says he's a 6x NBA champion, 1991-1993, and 1996-1998.

I just looked up his wikipedia page, and it looks like the implication is he won 3 national championships in preperation for Space Jam, then made Space Jam, and went back to basketball for a few more Championships. The joke still works!

Ah.

Yes?

Oh Jesus Christ what fresh hell is this....

Come September and the schools still aren't open yet, are you going to post Welcome to My Nightmare?

From the article: I mean most attorneys don't go on national television and radio with their bullshit and just leave it for the courtroom, but ok....

We're literally STILL giving it to him! 😱

Blocking him works so well as a way to avoid giving him attention when every time he posts you ask "Did he post [blah blah blah]?"

Homer Simpson Disease is a term I just made up but it can mean many things to many people..... I have Teen Titans Go on the TV as background noise. I heard Robin exclaim, "Crime Alert!" and for whatever reason, my mind went to "I'll crime your alert." I do this in my head all the goddamn time with stuff I randomly hear on TV when I'm not really paying attention. I don't know why. I guess for me one of the most defining moments of The Simpsons was when Lisa said to Homer, "I need to practice my saxophone!" And Homer goes "I'll practice you!" And Lisa goes, "You'll practice me? What does that even mean?" Not really one of my favorite moments but it's apparently drilled into my subconsciousness. I think there were other moments of similar Homer's dialogue that my weird formula more closely mirrors. Anyone else have any Homer Simpson Diseases?