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Doom Metal Alchemist

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    My MacBook's monitor is fucked, so I need a new comp. Wanna get another MacBook. I'm currently using the one with the fucked monitor, but it's hard as fuck to read what's on the screen at any given time. So I go to my phone and apparently on the iPhone you can only shop from Apple's site on a fucking iOS app for the Apple Store. Fine, I'll do that. Try to download the app, says I need iOS version 13.0 or later. I check the "check for updates" settings on my phone. "Version 12.5.4. Your software is up to date." So if my software is up to date does that mean no one on god's green goddamn mother fucking piece of fucking shit Earth can access the Apple Store on mobile with this mythical non-existant iOS version 13? Or is my smart phone in fact a dumb(fuck) phone and is lying to me about being up to date?
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    Oh yeah, I like the term @Katya_Hiki used not too long ago: https://unevenedge.com/topic/55971-reply-to-this-is-you-like-big-mommy-milkerz/
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    Dirty pillows.
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    Happy birthday! 🎂
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    This is what I randomly woke up to about 12 hours ago.
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    I'm a really picky eater and I enjoy the crust. Like, not just eat it, I really, really like it.
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    Are those grapes?
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    Blah blah gay sex, blah blah congress.
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    Fixed. 🤪
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    Outa work due to covid?
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    Are you sure this isn't a case of mistaken identity? Their full sn on ASMB was cidthekittyisfun.
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    I'll bet her being high had something to do with it...
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    What the hell was that batter doing
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    Yup.
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    Honestly I'm thinking it's 2 bucket alts talking to each other. Cum Mountain was posting kinda like lytebryte and Mortir for a bit.
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    It's a goofy / fun shirt that I think is cool on someone else but I'd never wear it myself.
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    That's an interesting shirt.
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    Yoshi's sacrifices will not go unnoticed. Yoshi, we salute you.
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    This^
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    I like how you quoted it for posterity.
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