discolé monade

cosplays as billy mays, every 2nd tuesday of the month at the lions club.

shaving. i stop shaving in november, and start back around april? i just ordered harry's razor. kind od excited to try them

sweet sour chix, pfr 86 egg.

counts exactly 11,800 grains of rice to prepare for dinner.

seriously believes that carrot top is a national treasure.

is addicted to necco wafers.

my man.

you guys. i got some writing done. yup. i should do more.... BUUUUT i think imma call it.

was stevie wonders driving instructor.

that's exactly right. it's a sweet sentiment. we have SO many cardinals right now. and blue birds are popping up. i'm hopeful that a murder of crows moved into the forest behind us. and woke up to a couple vultures picking over a deer that was struck in front of MIL in ditch...but it was frozen for a week or so...i have pics i'll show later. tl:dr yup

buddy comes here for his weather updates.

despite all his rage, he's still a rat in a cage.

loves taking 12 pack carboard cartons, and making GWAR helmets, while moshing to tiffany's 'i think we're alone now'

this one time, at band camp..... they decided that the flute was not the instrument for them.

knows EXACTLY where the bodies are buried.

was the prototype for the 6 million dollar man. the $3.50 man.....mistakes were made....lawsuits were paid out.

trained the MGM lion.

someone came to visit. iykyk.

knows, unaquivocally, that mikey, did not, in fact like it. he hadn't eaten in 3 days to make the commercial. they were there to deny the poor kid food.

went to a jazz club, someone yelled 'scat man scat', so he took a shit on stage.

is currently working on a puppet opera about the life and times of kid rock.

goes completely rogue when playing team building sports, running around yelling "I CAN DO IT!!!"

likes to stand in crowded spaces and turn to the person to his left and say 'did you grab my ass?', then to the right, and says, 'oh, YOU grabbed my ass' looks forward and says, 'everyone grab my ass'.

you're a chef in a 4 * , aren't you? i think you said... anyway. hell. yess. and dinner will be leftover ham and some homemade stove top mac/cheese.