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ok....damnit,....***time out*** why can't a hempolysynthwax thing be made TOOOO make disposable mini 'water vases' -- up to 3g length of use...and toss. in the wax is wild flower seeds...or hemp seeds.... but seeds and biodegradable.. you're fucking welcome!!! I get 20% for JUST now coming up with this shit...AND typing it out.. ** screen shot for licensing and copyright purposes**

was there when 'deep throat' came out of the shadows

goes into lengthy length....just to find out shit didn't work.

likes to play the nose flute, but has been trying a technique on playing the oboe....with his ass.

spaghetti

will also challenge bron breaker for the IC title....but ONLY after someone else tires him out.

sent yung gravy, a sternly, written letter, demanding to know why.

knows it's 'catsup', but just plays along with everyone else using 'ketchup'

accendently got caught in some kind of quantom leap snafoo.....problem is, he can only leap into people taking a shit.

**time out -- literally just came inside from starting fires** he's pleased to meet you, and would like for you to guess his name.

favorite meat is groundhog.

remember this?

The fluffy white fungus, similar to the zombie-ant fungus that inspired the "The Last of Us" video game and TV series, likely uses chemical signals to direct cave spiders out of their lairs and into the open. The fungus then kills the spiders and uses their corpses to release its spores, according to a new study.

has 'american bandstand' themed parties, just to show people, he knows how to do the hustle.

likes to read peoples personal diaries, specifically pages dedicated to domisticating bumblebees.

oh absolutely. i'm here for it.

goes to an underground club for hunter s. thompson quotes to be read aloud, but read in the style of slam poetry.

also acceptable: 0 - go for throat first! 00 - one will suffice, but for some extra stank, go for the double fist - remember, to plant that stance! 000 - because she doesn't know what to do with her hands, other than what the barbie dolls do - hip kick/dealers choice of kick style.

gets into elevators with people, pushing the higher number, and will ALWAYS make a big deal about it.

applied for the 'beer guy' but, was instantly terminated: apparantly, he THOUGHT it was a challenge to see how much he could consume, and walk up and down the stairs of death while people cheered him on. (BEER GUY! 1 ------- BEER GUY, WHAT ARE YOU???FUCKING DEAF???? I SAID 1) iono....it's early.

has been to the desert on a horse named clyde. it didn't have a name at the beginning of the ride...and that just wouldn't do.