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HOW DID I MISS THIS!!! LMAO this is ..... *sigh* *wipes a tear* it's beautiful man. just fucking beautiful.

auditioned for announcer of a hot dog contest back in 2005, was turned down for international reasons.

well over 2 inches. rufus is in love with this, and kept jumping up to me, like i gave him this treat. lol cullen, the inside cat has been ballsy, so, i let him go out, got a little feel of the snow, and noped and hissed back inside. i miss this.

i took a roll, and put the roast/steew on it. with a little rice on the side. basically leftover beef stew, day 2. so good.

attends 'the phantom of the ice-capades' ; an ice spectacular extravaganza!

only 1/2 inch of snow within 45 minutes. and picking up. :] i am happy. i miss this.

woke up to find 5000 hamsters in his winter garden.

loves to do 'the mighty ducks' , LARPS

back to back

posed for 'playgirl' magazine.

was a stand-in for tom cruise on the oprah winfrey show.

counts grains of salt for fun.

has a life size map of the world

falls asleep to 'pink pony club', on loop

knows it was filmed on a studio

just so you see what's up. i know ya'll on it. **dons elaborated tin fascinator** i'm with tsar on this.

who had the chair the WHOLE time. stallone's wrist healed nicely.

knows where the kazoo's been....

*slow clap gearing up for loud hard clapping* HELL YEAH!!!!

has paid subscription TO onlyfans shadow puppets.

beef stew/roasts ('tators, carrots, celery, onion, garlic) over a bed of white sticky rice, sweet peas and homemade butter rolls. (yeast rolls)

knows a nigerian prince personally, who, incidentally, promised great wealth.

wishes he knew how to cook lasagna from scratch in the microwave.

uses a bottle opener on twist offs, because it proves that he knows he's using a bottle opener on twist offs.

cow and chicken *drops mic*