discolé monade

happy holidays from the 9th circle of hell

has continued to rage against the machine that 'chocodiles' are NOT chocolate covered twinkies.

claims to have the true original coke-cola recipt. minus the corn syrup, and water.

^girl, get yo' arse down here. don't forget that cake!! just a reminder to all! my birthday has been and always shall be THE SHORTEST DAY FOREVER! **

insists that he be referred to the 'love doctor', on date nights. not by his date...but the waiter at olive garden, mr hoonie at the flower stand....

likes to use saltines instead of popcorn, for that special homemade christmas tree garland.

yes

there's a reason they don't find the bodies along the mountain.....and he coincidentally has the best bbq sandwich, for thousands of miles around.

is currently looking for a starbucks franchise opportunity for the central of death valley.

well, i'm not playing anymore, either say, or don't. but the ambiguous threads are so 2019.

well..aspirations to run for mayor of his town then.

and it really was a toss up.

*stumbles into convo* so...out in the shed is a working boise, from 2000 a casset player of 3 and... an 8 track player. SUCK IT!

he wants to play take out the other ear lobe?

but you know what? i'll take it. since it's been missed the last few years...i'll take it. thank you.

LMAOOOOOOO wht??????? it's the 21st. come here buddy, step into my office.

so... like IRL medical care, with human doctors that don't listen to the patient? imagine that.

shut up scoob.

nope. you haven't made a thread for me. last year, i got on to you...but i was TRULY joking. i just know yours since you're so close to mine. i even have it on my phone, in case i'm not here.... i made the calendar even last year, that day so you would never forget. no one will ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ..... forget. OR until the mods delete the calendar.

why would you get banned? lol back peddling what you REALLY wanted to say to senpai?

HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH!!!