discolé monade

i actually was. my daughter was to deliver 10/31 but of course baby doesn't want to come until next week so, i'll be heading home tomorrow. i'll come back up after the new year.

> > > i was JUST gonna' say. gotemba cage boi!!

but dude needed his 15 minutes NOW!

corey feldman better hurry up and raise that 10mil$ , or there's not going to be any one else. also, i thought i heard that HoC was getting cancelled before all of this? either way this sucks on so many levels. i liked spacey. but, i mean, who didn't know he was gay? (he came out in light of all this right?)

dance

sweet baby jebus this place is the worst. and what was supposed to be a 12 hour drive turned out to be a 20 hour drive. thank gps for turning me around and trying to take me back through w. virginia.

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dtd 10/25 yeah, right. you know he'll be frantically sitting there trying to log in. getting cheeto dust all over the keyboards. then sadly. sobs into his hands, getting said cheeto dust on his face. he tries to clean his face with his stained (what was once) white tank, only to rip the left shoulder seam. it will be exactly 2.4 hours from that moment, that he will get his 'big book of badness' (that's what is inscribed on the bent and rolled composition marble cover) and diligently go back to all the screen shots of all the threads he made. and write down all the, (what he believes to be) the whitty comebacks, and snips he should have used before said banning. knowing, in the back of his mind, that he is doing nothing more than projecting his self loathing and hatred upon those that he feels unjustifiably, caused him great discomfort and grief, when all, (he knows in his heart of hearts) he was trying to do, was find a friend. i mean...that's just one scenario.

::spin:: >

five

oh yeah? how much was that bill?

mmmmm soylent green.

and you still can't provide this massive bill you supposedly paid. your move.

no. wait. what? is that a thing? +1

'yessssss' he hissed in his head, 'it will be at the moment 600$ is met, i shall vanquish all my enemies! they will know the true name of pacman!!!!!'

but..you said. in 2 separate posts..that something cool was supposed to happen. and all this time..it was waiting for a claims adjuster call? also...wth are we gonna' do while i'm up there?

wait. how did this get 'solved'?

not you..not yet. but i'm working on it. >

i karma'd your ass to 100. hahahaha. >

it happens. like, ALL the time here. > >

your fiction is funny. >

ok. so, your big build up from yesterday, was that you were expecting a phone call? look, i will take you to a boobie bar. i'll be there next week.

my first kiss was with a korean boy named tang. yes...tang. i was in 4th grade. that was also the same year i got busted for smoking a cigarette. i was trying to hang with the older kids. my mum found out. and made me eat 1/2 pack of her cigs. i was a very naughty kid.

#redbone #goodhair # >