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i want to say 8 was when the girl child found out about santa, from an asshole kid. she asked me about it. i told her the actual story of st. nicholas, and that i still believed in santa, although he doesn't come around anymore like he used to, and asked parents to help pick up the slack. that seemed to go pretty well, until the next year. she told me. 'i don't think there's a santa with a sleigh and reindeer anymore, but i would still like to believe in 'christmas magic' for as long as i can **weep** it was the same year i tried to keep the tooth fairy going, because she came at me with that. so...she lost about 3 teeth that year, and i wrote her 3 letters, from 'ella, the tooth fairy' telling her the usual~listen to your parents, do good in school, be the best you. but the last letter i told her 'i have to go away now, because the tooth fairy is onlly for your baby teeth, but never forget me' and that was cool. it was a couple years later that the girl was like 'i know it was you that wrote those letters, but it's ok, because parents are jerks, and you weren't a jerk about it' so....iono...keep the magic alive as long as possible.

are you high? do i need to call someone?

spiced pheasant. oh yes.

well, aren't you a smooth talker. how you doin'?

muffins. indeed.

wait...you don't mean..

in a beautifully wrapped box?

same. i had planned on staying in bed. but...the plants needed watering. the porch needed blowing off. the bubby needed to eat. but NOW i'm down, and started 'ash v. evil dead'

who are you?

HEY! i resemble that remark.

is this your endgame?

you thought i was a stuck up snob?

i was gonna' say. the outfits you modeled seemed quite appropriate for librarian. also...tats are way more accepted these days. you got this.

cytoskeleton system

apparently not.

you don't math, do you?

that number seems a bit high. >.>

do you have a trusted source for the hops? because...i think i'm interested. also, love lies bleeding (green) may have become one of my favorite plants. i'm waiting to see how the irish bells, and double giant violet queens come in. i have romaine, and fennel to get started on.

since you shaved your legs?

it wasn't very good. it could have been so much better. 3/10

and freshly shaven legs. oh yeah. so cool and refreshing. spring time quilt on bed. not doing shit tomorrow. *except finish up body #3 of tmnt* please let it rain.

my mum's mum had a whole room dedicated to baby dolls, barbies and the like. honestly. probably had a small fortune in there. long gone. but that damn room creaped me the fuck out. the old timey dolls, you know the ones.. that turn their head and stare at you. seriously though. like dolls from the 1800's original ragedy ann and andy dolls. and 50's barbies.