discolé monade

i drink, and i know things. like seriously. the vault of useless knowledge is opened wide, for all the world to enjoy. and i'm funny. except tequilia. i get cocky, and invincible. it's not usually a good combo, especially if diving off things is in the mix.

you're a good man charlie brown. seriously. you probably made that kid's day, just by acknowledging his awesome customer service. and i'm the same, when someone gives me the shitty service, i don't go off on a rant, 'i just ask 'are you having a bad day?' that will 9/10 give that look like 'oh shit, i'm acting like an ass' and i'll get a smile. if that 1 doesn't, i just tell them have a super awesome great day. and walk off. no reason to act like an ass to an ass. lots of wasted energy.

the leave in conditioner works well enough. and i grease my hair ever couple months during the hot months. and at least once a month during the fall/winter.

yay. and if you get it. just know you don't scrub your head like you would with shampoo. you rub it in, then finger comb it through.

when i was stationed in san antonio...my GAWD the phuqn humidity was unbearable.

that is not cheese, fuggs. take it to foods.

i don't think there are any mixed girls here. none. bella curls. not a damn one here. with the leave in conditioner. in fact i think it's against the law to have mixed girls. there's a deep conditioning hair mask. the south don't take kindly to them mixed girls. you can find it at dollar general and also the asian hair place (the place run by asian's that sell hair for black folks)

it's weird when beta males try to get all buff sounding.

like urkel meets shake?

???

rosey assplay

i'm at the point where i wonder what you WON"T do.

oh yeah... i cut the cheese. i cut it REAL good. and several times. >.>

kooch ass

kudassman

now... i am the cheese. >.>

fixed.

i like how you whisper 'bitches' in an empty parking lot.

are we talking porn stars. because i don't porn. but, there's just something about natalie portman. je ne sais.... and not in to blondes per se, but charlize theron. and if we're talking glam queens... rita hayworth.

oooh pin curls. haven't done those in forever. hmm.

clytorisbully (with a y)

not clicking that. also. poor gato.

well good for you. and....my money is on 4.2 months. i'm being optimistic for you.

booty slasher bouvre.

it's like 'classest' thing /s/ like you shouldn't grow tomatoes near cucumbers. or corn near okra, some silly thing like that.