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ok...i thought you were messin' with me. i just looked it up. that is CUTE! i was partially serious...partially joking. i used to get the front braided, and leave the back. *also...i would never do a jane child. however cool she used to be

maybe. maybe get some extensions. maybe.

happy day of birth!

happy day of birth!

i keep reading this as 'cleaning bowl'

gargle with salt water. for the gums and throat. and, have you ever tried a saline nasal wash? i just got 2 sent to me from the v.a. (this last visit was kin to how they used to operate. she looked at my throat, and said 'you have allergies' i said 'not normally, no' and i got 4 nasal sprays, and 2 of these contraptions, that looks like little teapots~i've yet to try them, as i don't normally have a problem with allergies~~but i digress). it looks like it could clear some slime/blockage out. *oh yeah! feel better*

well..that 'burn' went over like a fart in an elevator.

mmmm. nothing says fresh bathroom like lemon scented shit.

eeeverybody a little gay.

ah yes...the ole' reading comprehension skills are on point. /s/

awww. that's sweet. thank you. but, that's the advantage of being old and craggly. got not time for tip toeing around. just speak truth. also... @mthor WE GOT A REQUEST FOR TIDDY PICS! FINALLY! VICTORY IS OURS!

gawd damnit. i have nothing to do with his shenanigans. it's like.... it's like i didn't even exist until this schmuck. fml. **RAGE QUITS**

i am sad. i binged the whole thing. omg! he was so wonderful. and pat oswald. fantastic voicing. great straight man.

please. for the love of buddha, do NOT put garlic in your vaginas. thank you.

oh...he's 100x extra in this. and he is amazing.

yes! and this whole show is over the top. and i love it!

do it. i mean....look, easy gig. get the training you need for cdl, and money. at least some income coming in. i thought about going into the air force after the marines. but at the last minute decided against it.

i'm chaotic neutral. d

that's sexist. maybe dudettes want to up their fisting game.

probably not. i mean...it looks comfy, but i'd have to try to see. i imagine for dd or larger gals, it's perfect.

*ahem* august 12, 2009. rocky ford. baby oil, and total lapse in judgement, and morning wood. but that's all i'm gonna' say.

your fetish has been fulfilled. you're welcome.

and now, i need a giant framed pic for where the cabinet was. paint, needs paint. and a new rug for under the table. and cabinets, and a new fridge/freezer. and stove. and... a new house. need a new house.

probably.