Jump to content
UnevenEdge

discolé monade

discolemonade
  • Posts

    22971
  • Joined

  • Days Won

    118

Everything posted by discolé monade

  1. baby you can chive my car burger.
  2. sleepy rasputin is sleepy.
  3. ok...i read this as something way different, and i was like.. yeah...i can see that, like in a cannibis infused black eyed pea sandwhich. *i'm leaving..i'm leaving, don't rush me.
  4. things are going to get real interesting around here, after i post the video. >.>
  5. this makes me very, very uncomfortable. so much so, that i need to see this irl. quick...someone do science.
  6. so, i was cleaning the small 'pond' and lifted the 'pouring lady' by her neck and shoulders.. i like the headless pouring lady. but apparently it's a little TOO macabe for the likes of these folks. i'll get some pics. #headlesslady#noneck
  7. you're welcome. i actually learned that from 'this old house' the garden/yard dude had to tend to an owners messy, dead weirdly growing shrubs.
  8. of course not. i guess i'm just still trying to understand why the electoral trumps the popular vote. *pun def. NOT intended*
  9. until you shower. because you will have no idea how to get it exactly like that. at least that's what happens when i get my hair done all professional and stuff.
  10. that's a good hair cut. you clean up nice.
  11. i know. that's what comedians do...they lie. through their lying teeth.
  12. where gawd damnit? WHERE! YOU TELL ME! YOU SAY MY NAME... wait. what? but...seriously...where?
  13. but i mean...is it actually working today? the last 10 years?
  14. ok...you kind of lost me, but like your panache
  15. you heard the man... PICS OR GTFO!!! smooches
  16. why do we need an electorate branch of government. i think the electoral vote should be abolished. and what do you mean 'understand' the 2 countries? they are in a race to be the greatest power in the world. and we are busy trying to keep our lawn greener. so...i guess i just don't undertand what you mean.
  17. yeah...i know it's trying, but i like ghost. and i am curious about his take on u.s. and foreign affairs. he at least tries to get a grasp on it.
  18. green. not terrible ideas. purple is a little confusing as to what you could do. (i.e., the korean war was actually a conflict. and is purely on the shoulders of n. and s. korea.) yellow. can't have it both ways. i say pull out. i say let us handle us (as in U.S)
  19. now skeeter, he ain't hurtin' no one. 30% of these aren't terrible.
  20. alright ghostie... what's your platform?
  21. bob cats, bears and monkeys haven't been around in a long time. the coyote stick to the farms with the cattle. now...the opossums they come around from time to time.
  22. ....but if you listen, late at night...you can still hear the wild banshee screams of a monkey, flinging poo.
  23. i'm sorry. it sucks when you have to take orders from dick nipples.
×
×
  • Create New...