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'can you grab your ankles'? bwahahahahaaa

scoob liking your vibe. 'notify buddy of a like from scoob' that. maybe? iono...

ok...now you're just being lazy.

get your truck fixed!

please tell me this is fake? this kind of stuff makes me so anxious. just like skater/snowboard bloopers... they aren't so much bloopers as a recorded time of death.

oof. one last thing. did you try the pink cardigan with the first top?

@garbagepailcat found your tag. ok...they all look like acceptable interview outfits. comfortable. not TOO much, and you can wear any of these on any given day at the job. that being said. i am partial to both 1 and 2. the first one gives off the 'carefree' vibe. the 2nd is obvious librarian. both are good sets. the choice is about which you are more comfortable in. and since you are just starting off in the 'fancy pants' arena, and if you get this gig. might i suggest 'delicate wash' and hang on pants hanger. that will save on those little 'pills' that happen from over washing. and one final thing. you are a very pretty young woman. i really hope you get this. good vibes to you.

i'll find it eventually. i'm not ignoring you.

hey. HEY NOW!

d'oh balls.

google got games.

i have that off, as well. for about 2-3 weeks. when you and sawdy were discussing it. and i was like...'sure...let's see' so...if anyone is @ me, i would never know. i just look for the 'stars' to see where i was taking a shit.

i have been waiting to see if 'enki research' would post anything. usually they are the voice of reason i look to, because all the weather channels/watches, etc are DRAMA this is going to be nothing more that a bad thunderstorm. bet. *also checks insurance policy*

it's quiet. TOO quiet. lovely. ooh...i just heard thunder.

pfft. bring it on, bitch.

tracy chapman ~ give me one reason. serge gainsbourg/brigitte bardot ~ bonnie and clyde (duet...because you KNOW someone wants to do that) i USED to do 4 non blondes ~ what's up. usually anything that has a deep female vocal...since i sound like a dude.

boo. and hiss.

man... you're the worst.

a guy and his girlfriend go to an urologist. the guy says to the dr. 'my girlfriend wants me to have a bigger dick, so what can you do for me?' the urologist says 'we have many options; this one is 4 inches, this one is 6 inches and we have this new experimental one that is a baby elephant nose. it's 18 inches and prehensile. the guy says aboslutely not, but the girlfriend says 'hell yeah!'. so the guy gets the surgery and everything goes fine. several months later, he's eating dinner at his girlfriend's house and the whole famly is sitting at the table. as a plate of potatoes is passed by him, the mother sees something snake out quickly and grab a potato and go back under the table. the mother asks 'what was that and can you do it again?' he smiles, and says, 'i'm pretty sure i can do it, but i don't know if i can fit another potato in my ass.

not with...but FOR, don't...use...a METAL FUCKING COFFEE CUP. damn thing bounced off the shelf, hit the freezer, bounced and juggled until finally connecting with the floor, and pinging a good 3-5 times.

yeah. gross. the thing about tampons is, although super convenient, ( i was a jock, diver, swim team, etc), i only used them for those particular situations. i used to use o.b. back in the day, but that doesn't work so well out in the field. so...pads. just ....more sanitary.

what jumbo size tampons do women wear during their entire cycle? seriously...do you have a link? because that is gross af. or you are misinformed.

not really.