discolé monade

chicken stew. worst. mre. ever. always made me sick..and yet always the one of the only 2 handed out. with a close 2nd being pork/w rice in bbq sauce. i mean...wtaf? picture if you will, the reject mcribs on rice. i did enjoy using the 'creamer' as fire dust.

something something get stiches, yo'.

hot showers are good and all..but you should consider doing a quick 'cool down' and add the cold water. closes your pores and you'll feel not so icky getting out into the steam. happy showering.

make sure they're not 'in flight' that shit'll bind you up for days.

wow. you have more patience than i. i mean..i sew. but haven't hand sewn anything in years. i miss my machine. i actually need a new one as well. once we do the spring cleaning inside, (we have SO much stuff to get out of here) i'll find a sewing nook. currently all my yarn/sew/craft stuff is jammed pack and jelly tight shoved in the closet, and around the room.

hmm, that easy huh? i may have a go at it.

we have a few things as well. i want a 'tin' roof, we NEED new windows/energy eff. and a fence around the entire property i loathe the neighbors.

oooooh the things i would do with this yard!

wait..you know how to make lamp shades? i need to know how.

i have done a LOT of stuff this month...but there is still SO MUCH To DO!!!!

we got you. when you want to do this?

i got super lazy and impatient and just went out and fixed her. she's currently on her back. >.> but, i'll get pics of her repair. and the before and after of the fountain and basin. i'm gonna' do some things.

rasputin...that's who.

this guy gets.

that is EXACTLY what i wanted to do. but these people don't get me.

baby you can chive my car burger.

sleepy rasputin is sleepy.

i see you.

ok...i read this as something way different, and i was like.. yeah...i can see that, like in a cannibis infused black eyed pea sandwhich. *i'm leaving..i'm leaving, don't rush me.

things are going to get real interesting around here, after i post the video. >.>

this makes me very, very uncomfortable. so much so, that i need to see this irl. quick...someone do science.

so, i was cleaning the small 'pond' and lifted the 'pouring lady' by her neck and shoulders.. i like the headless pouring lady. but apparently it's a little TOO macabe for the likes of these folks. i'll get some pics. #headlesslady#noneck

you're welcome. i actually learned that from 'this old house' the garden/yard dude had to tend to an owners messy, dead weirdly growing shrubs.

of course not. i guess i'm just still trying to understand why the electoral trumps the popular vote. *pun def. NOT intended*

until you shower. because you will have no idea how to get it exactly like that. at least that's what happens when i get my hair done all professional and stuff.