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a nun goes to confessional: 'father forgive me, for i have sinned. i have seen a man's penis' priest: pray at the fountain of holy water, and say 10 hail mary's a 2nd nun goes to confessional: 'father forgive me for i have sinned. i have touched a man's penis' priest: wash your hands at the fountain of holy water, and say 10 hail mary's. while the 2 sisters are performing their contritions, a 3rd nun walks in and says. 'move over sister, i have to gargle'.

no....THIS is a joke. so a sailor gets shore leave, and heard about a local whore house that was pretty cheap. and since he was all but broke, decided to head on down. he asks for the cheapest lady, and the madame sends him up to scabby scarlet. so....they get down to business, but the sailor says. 'i'm sorry but you are really rough down there, sort of hurting my dick' she says 'alright, hold on' goes to the bathroom...comes back a few minutes later. well...they get to it, and he just is loving it. going at it REAL good. he finishes up, and gets dressed, looks over to her and says, 'i have to admit, after you went to the bathroom, that was the best sex i've ever had. she says, 'yeah...that's what all the boys say after i pick out the scabs'

it's ass cancer

feinelly, sumoune geits mee.

the good, the bad, and the ugly.

happy day of birth!!

i am UNBANNABLE!

fucking people. people that use obtuse words. people that don't wear masks. people that are cruel to animals.

look at you typing like you dropped your schtick. good for you pal.

oh wow. but not surprised.

i am hearing all kinds of things about that. accidental naked parents. kids getting suspended for having their bb gun in the background. our little dude is breezing through 1st grade. and not to sound arrogant, but he may have to move faster and go on to 2nd by the end of the semester. i dont' want him to get bored, and not like school.

so i'm starting on the slip covers. my order came finally. not enough sliders. started the 1st cushion, it was going fine until i got the 2nd part of the zipper sewn on. sewed up half the zipper to the other side. so...yeah. ^these are going to be SUPER fun to make.^

yes. i feel it.

happy day of birth!!

happy day of birth!

well....i suppose that's a plus. 9. means things are getting better.

...and he can't quit you.

and you actin' like you don't love that shit.

wait. it's tomorrow? gawd damnit deus.

happy day of birth!!

and he's still young enough to go to trade school.

no good n plenty no candy corn. and i see alaska DOES have some class.