discolé monade

so using one's turn signal, and proper road rules are just out the window these days...

started a barbara streisand cover band.

has absolutely NO time for anyone that doesn't understand that the album 'aqualung' was merely a concept project, but the song was so very very.....

chinese take out. sweet/sour chix. PFR no egg. the couple that own the place just got back from their annual china visit. **simple instructions absolutely escape his feeble mind.

why can't it be both?

yes

once dared steven tyler to put as many bandanas on the mic pole as possible.

oh...so everybody just knows how to back out of accidental key hits. WHILE every key stroke is being spoken to you. like ... it was like the ship was going to crash and i had some rando in mono tone tell me what key i just- you know what. y'all can keep this ai shit. such a wasteful tool for a lazy society.

maybe just stick to ... nah..you know what...watchin' them cheeks get clapped....well

i like the cut of your jib.

wears his ronald mcdonald costume every fast food visit and no...the restaurant does NOT matter. look the fuck out burger king.

i got stuck in AI verbal assistant. i was fucking horrified. i couldn't get out of it, and every key stroke i was reminded of the key stroke i did.

say it. i dare you

is the person responsible for luring out wild turkeys. she bought a duck call from those guys on TV, but she's here to tell you, that was NO DUCK call.

learning how to sew, JUST so he can craft a zoot suit. he's bringing that shit back hard! and with a vengence.

i have a lizard tatoo that goes up my tailbone about 6 inches. *and i actually had 3 lizard tattoos, i got one covered recently.

not hellmann's, get dukes or blue plate. sriracha and lime juice.

has decided to give 'stomp clap hey' music the old college try.

missing the days of molded wood and concrete, with the stench of millions of cigarettes being lit and extinquished, and alcohol/piss/puke smelling carpets, on top of wanting to commit violence... i wonder what is afoot in the happy town of annuityville.

detachable penis. 'nuff said.

well...pet the pussy, duh

see, i would like those. a mini lemon bar of sorts.

reads 'war and peace' for shits and giggles.