discolé monade

chicks...damnit. chicks.

you guys and your dicks.

who would have noticed another madman around here?

is currently writing a sock-puppet rock opera, based on the sort of famous 'the art of the deal'

you wanna know how i now there's a 4? .... well, ok then. good start. late to the party i see. LOL

knows exactly what kind of chaos to bring to the table.

honestly had never heard sir pyscho sexy, but now has a new love song.

that was actually cute. little crab, scuttle across the sand...super cute.

^so many more.

he turned 8 today.

is today your birthday? it's my grans b'day. 8.

how could i ever forget? RHPS. 300+ times. just talking to the youngest daughter. we're going to watch it, and i told her i'd show her the ropes, but she's still have to wear a red V on her foread, if she ever makes it to the cinema. i'll have rufus in the room for the 'toast'. she thought that was the funniest thing. "wait! there's toast??!"

breakfast club, galaxy quest, at one time gone with the wind (clocked 192 times watched and i knew all the lines) i know all the lines 2 the other 2 as well. but breakfast club at 125+/- times galaxy quest 201 times. this was the last known count of said movies - 2010

the hustle, the electric slide, and the tango

has a side-gig as a LARP chess piece. just got promoted to bishop.

uses necco wafers as poker chips.

is 4th generation 'unknown comic'.

only in numbers

has trained an army of 'palmetto bugs' to attack on his command.

aaahhhh yes. the 90's anthem for all basic bitches that were down to clown in jolly town.

is the infamous 5th dentist.

you forgot something.

builds gingerbread houses with toasted white bread

that's exactly right. irvine is where i heard about it. kept an eye on it, once moving to esco. but, nothing came of anything. and looking at the 'new engines' LOLOL wut? it's almost a half truth, given the current infrastructure.

started a synth death metal band that only uses kazoos and...you guessed it; musical saws.