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lol lololol LOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOL i shaved today. first* time since october? got a nice head start on noshavember harry's razor 10/10 i think i have an idea for fur line knee high socks. at one point i looked down after trying to rinse the fur off the legs..... and thought there was a giant furry bug taking a shower with me for a split second.

loves to crank call best buys, to ask if they any refridgerators. and before the clerk can answer he yells "YOU BETTER CATCH IT! INTERRUPTING COW!

your mum wants no part of your shenanigans. i can see it in the font.

First, I want to start by talking about the fact that Luigi Mangione remains in federal custody where he is being prosecuted in three jurisdictions: by the federal government, by New York State, and by Altoona, Pennsylvania, but he is being held in federal custody and the Department of Justice has refused to allow him to be in State custody, despite the fact that they’ve all agreed that the State court is going to go first. the team has an entire site dedicated to their client. interesting.

so a new friend gave me an anklet. she thought it was a bracelet. i'm not mad...at all, now i have a reason to shave. ALSO...i didn't know, and will try and get back...but the dauther of said friend, said that using sugar scrub or something of the like before you shave (use a light gel), no bumps or the like, i dont' normally have that issue, but i'm going to try just to see how it feels, and i will report back. p.p.s. i showed my new friend my leg. now...mind you i'm wearing work boots and strip athlete socks...and hair i can braid. she says...without skipping a beat (we are in the new friend stage) 'man...lesbians would love you'. O_O i'm pretty sure it was a compliment? maybe? lol...iono...

told johnny depp he's a perfect serial killer and should definately take the roll of the mad hatter.

well...of course they did. Israel indefinitely delays Palestinian prisoner release as hostages freed

bruv

trying so very hard to bring back 1800's barbers, that may or may not have doubled as a tooth yanker OR minced meat pie entrepeneur.

top 3 of their best she understood the assignment. and fucking hell that is brutal.

what does kudasi say? something about biscuits buttered basterds bitching blightly

i do believe the word you're looking for is gestapo.

is more in tune to users then she cares to realize. ;]

bloody hell, that man looks like my parental units dopplegangar. see the smile.

awww. what a sweet young man. *that sounded WAY too old lady....even for me* happy day of birth mama of buddy.

At last year’s CPAC, Trump again shared a story about Caine—this time stating that general told him: “I love you, sir. I think you’re great, sir. I’ll kill for you, sir.” But what really seemed to seal the deal for Trump was that Caine then allegedly put on a MAGA hat, despite military protocol prohibiting active-duty troops from donning any clothing with a political message. = shitbird.

Hamas staged a public handover ceremony in Khan Younis, southern Gaza on Thursday, displaying four coffins on a stage in front of a poster depicting the likeness of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu with fangs and blood on his face. Hamas said all four, including two children, were killed in Israeli air attacks on Gaza. “These operations should be done privately out of the utmost respect for the deceased and for those left grieving,” the International Committee of the Red Cross (ICRC) said in a statement. Questions remain over Hamas' handling of Shiri Babas who was "brought home" last night after a body returned on Thursday turned out not to be hers. The sixth hostage has now been handed over to the Red Cross by Hamas, the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) have said.

probably the sexual misconduct with a minor , for your boy trump.

once was invited to george forman's for burgers....to hear it from him, HE suggested forman share his grill with the masses. supposedly.

colder tits, than whats happening outside. our heater went into defrost mode. it's never gone into defrost mode. not to be mistaken with depeche mode.

cosplays as billy mays, every 2nd tuesday of the month at the lions club.

The removal of the second Black man to serve as America’s most senior general and the first woman to serve on the Joint Chiefs of Staff appears to send a strong signal from an administration that has outlawed diversity and inclusion efforts across the military and wider government.

since when did nazi's become to afraid too post their bullishit propaganda? self loathing, sad human. i pity you.

shaving. i stop shaving in november, and start back around april? i just ordered harry's razor. kind od excited to try them