katt_goddess

Day two of a seven-day-straight work week complete. Just two more days of only 11 hour shifts and three days of only 9 hour shifts and I can finally sleep in on Saturday. I hate inventory.

You apparently do not know what's on those hills because you haven't seen them through Google Earth with the eyes of a 'retired' casino janitor from New Jersey.

Strength, duration, direction, starting too early or too late for an expected season, dry when it's supposed to be wet and vice versa. It's only 'nothing new' if you listen to people on the radio who turn into screaming puddles of goo if they see a rainbow sticker.

5 miles. Embers have a rough range of 5 miles and they travel by....wind. Which is a climate thing.

It's a Google Earth satellite photo. Even my color-blind ass can read it and that's saying a lot. Some b*tch in that pic has a damn home pool.

Dude, you just proved that you can't read a map when it's posted in full color in front of you.

... ... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *snorts ... I had to. Decades of IB made me do it. It snowed yesterday. It's flaking today [ took the kitten out for a walk and she noped after 5 minutes ]. It's supposed to snow more steadily tomorrow and into Sunday when the winds will kick in and turn everything into a ground blizzard. I'm waiting for this to happen again.

The farthest into Georgia I can manage is Atlanta once a year for Dragon*Con. It's an item in my continuous bucket list list.

If I had spares, trust that I would figure out how to spread the fan love because that's what I do. Seriously. I can officially say that I have merch in frickin' Australia now.

I have this thing [ along with way the hell too many other VB things ]

Try asking at places like craft and home good stores if you can have a shot at any bubble wrap they get their freight in. As long as you are polite about it, you'll probably get an entire garbage bag full of assorted sizes of it for free after the main freight day. Some of those pieces are big enough to wrap furniture in because that's what they were for in the first place. * * * * The kitten's new favorite place to fall asleep is...right across my neck as I'm trying to sleep. Baby kitten, you are the sweet but you are also now 7 pounds of furry weasel right across my trachea at 3 in the frickin' morning. Curl up in my armpit if you are that cold.

Holy crap, you are all mandated to watch the frickin' Venture Brothers. All the seasons AND the movie.

Stop posting your fetish porns, Packard. You've officially bored everyone and that says something in this crowd.

*actually has a full weekend off I'm going to get so much done this weekend! Also me *farts the weekend away by taking a nap and sitting in front of the computer for hours at a time

Top 5 Places My Kitten Has Farted On In The Last 3 Days [ no particular order ] - The litterbox My pillow In her play tunnel The top of the popcorn tin My chest

E-mail yesterday that packages would be delivered today. Get home, no packages. Check the office and no packages there. That's fine, the weather around here tends to slow things down anyway. Check e-mails. Message that both boxes have been delivered with a photo of them both sitting on my doormat in the hallway. Some fuckwit stole my packages. There are now notices plastered on all the exits and my door demanding them back because they are frickin' presents for a child [ my 2 year old nephew to be exact ] and calling them an asshole. Let's see if anything shakes loose. And if it turns out to be the creep across the hall, I'm getting him evicted.

Slipped on the ice and landed extra hard today. Slowly locking up now and the delayed bruises are starting to bloom from ankle to ass to shoulder blade. Tomorrow is going to be extra fun at work. -.-;

I hate popular items. Ordered 3 of those Harry Potter mini potion kits. Got...2 mini potion kits and a weird Harry Potter mystery plush-in-a-ball that I know is cheaper than those potion balls. The balls don't even look the same. And they are once again completely out so I had to opt for a refund on one. They are already getting way the hell too much but this would have been random and fun.

Finished up the gift ordering, warned them that things will show up as they show up [ the littles are pretty chill about waiting because they know their Auntie Strange is going to send something good ]. Spent too much, want to go to the bookstore for 'self-care' but should probably wait until pay day [ I've also temp-covered the store's holiday catering too so yeah, I hate my credit card bill right now ]. Then an oops. Little #2 forgot to ask for art tablets for all the art supplies she is hoping to get. I don't wanna shop anymore. -.-; I just want a vacation.

Working on better pics for some things.

So, Drumpf voters and his Trumplicans. Got it.

That is a form of grooming. Two cats that are friends will clean each others faces so cleaning their favorite hooman is the same thing. I think tuxies are particularly into grooming their hoomans because Potato Bug likes to pull on the hair on the top of my head which I've never had a cat do. She hasn't gone full face licking yet but she does get extra affectionate in the early morning when she wants to be snuggly right in my face.

Not going to lie, I tried to win that stupid thing. It was an impression contest that I got up the courage to do in the middle of the night after I got back from Atlanta and I never heard anything again. My revenge is going to be creating a Muppet Billy and wreaking havoc on drunks in Atlanta!