katt_goddess

Pretty sure your toilet is the new gateway to hell now.

No one. You're asexual and made this thread. I'm asexual and I go into threads like these and go 'EWWWWWWWWW' because icky and gross.

EWWWWWWW

It was -45'F this morning on the walk to my doctor's appointment and by the time I was heading home, it was -55'F. -.-; I just reheated my microwavable lavender sock thingie but still cold.

The resident dumbass [redacted] the roach replied to me deliberately about how R.o.D. sucks and I ignored it. Hence the whole 'sempai not noticing him' .

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I'm cold.

Sempai didn't notice the roach because sempai was reading a book.

I went to bed with that episode playing in the background. It gets repeated a lot at work.

Rak-rak is also officially on their 'bad cat' list at the vets after she tried to kill a couple of techs when she had a bladder infection and ended up in such a temper tantrum she couldn't even recognize me. Had to use my leather hat to hold the carrier handle and she still tried to go through it. I get pills and pheromones to dose the crap out of her with the night before and the morning of [by vet request] and we are put immediately in a closed room all by ourselves when we get there so she doesn't try to kill any of the other pets [or slow moving vet tech ]. I have to call them to schedule her next wellness check-up and booster shots at some point this week. I can almost hear them crying now.

Oh yeah, some are REALLY territorial. Mine has attacked a few people including the maintenance guys and at least a couple of fire marshals for daring to enter the apartment when I'm not around. It's the main reason that they installed heavy duty rubber strips on the bottom of my outer door - so she wouldn't be able to reach out into the hallway and power-saw through anyone's ankles if she was feeling pissy.

Sweet! I love the accidental double-claw grabs. Now while the app may be free, just how much are you getting charged to actually play this thing. I ask out of general curiosity because I'm not getting the app. I used to give away my claw prizes to trick-or-treaters ages ago but they don't go door-to-door anymore around here so there's no point.

Dude, this is a pic of salt water taffy. They f-ing rule. Especially the peppermint and watermelon ones. I think you are thinking of those peanut butter kiss things which are often mediocre and stale out fast.

Boom-yummy. But only said with a very specific inflection.

Utah already has that and it's about as pretty as trailer park skids hanging off a porch to dry. Just say no to state sponsored underpants. The WalMart 6-pack o panties works just fine.

Dollar Tree. I go there and stock up on the cheap crappy batteries just for her toy and keep the good batteries for stuff that needs to last longer than a frickin' week. At least it comes with a set timer.

Do not eat. It's like cough syrup. Generic cough syrup.

Best. Toy. Ever. for being both a loving and a lazy kitty mom. Rak-rak was an itty-bitty too. Smaller than a teenie beanie and able to walk under the fridge. Now she's 15 pounds of ancient happy fat ass. So tubby she doesn't even have stripes so much as she has spots. I want an itty bitty again.

I don't know, I like those mallowcreme pumpkins. Within reason. Those weird coconut candybar things. WTF. You fool people into thinking you are a food but you are a gross abomination. Die in a fire, gross thing.

Yes. Shuddup. Plus, that's like the only 'meme' that shows her love of books without being hentai. O.<

Lies and slander. I think about books.

Attention oil company assholes; When your shit sets fire to saltwater - salt WATER - it's toxic. Stop shitting in my state and telling me there's no smell. I already deal with a 'no smell' dipshit on the internet.