katt_goddess

Well, dang. Are you sure we aren't already relatives? Because that's pretty much on par with what I would have gotten for crapmas past.

It would be nice to get separate gifts. I demand gifts retroactively. DECADES worth.

*biitzz The correct answer is today is National Rubber Ducky Day but thanks for playing.

Can't hear you. Dead meow.

Professional Grab Ass with a +5 for every open palm ball snap.

Sad cat floor-sausage in 3..2...1...

You forgot the Water Ban. Hang your head in shame.

My back didn't need the reminder. -.-;

I touched two of them right before posting this. WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW?

He was only worth 159k.

No one likes Father Time. He steals your looks, your youth, your energy and gives you nothing but aches and pains in the process. Father Time is basically the mooch that lives on your couch for a while, eating all your food and stinking up the place. Mother Nature should just kick his ass. Because you all know it's not nice to mess with Mother Nature.

You go for that when they've done episodes devoted to our local looner? Seriously? *smacks you

Work with them on their level. Sometimes it's not so much being introverted as it is not being comfortable around others. Once they are 100% comfortable around you, they are more likely to do other things with you. Also, bookstores and coffee are very good places for introverts. We rule those places.

It's most likely a spoofed call. I get a few of those during the month and my number is 100% unlisted. It might come up as a legit number if you reverse whitepage it but it's really some twat trying to get you to pick up the phone so they know it's a live number. Then they'll try to convince you that you owe money or there's a warrant out for your arrest that you can totally cure with gift cards from Walgreens.

*flees the area

ourtime.com

If you are bleeding out on a toilet, yes, you need to see a doctor as soon as frickin' possible. A former coworker almost died because she had an ectopic pregnancy and the tube ruptured. She didn't even know she was pregnant but she knew that something was wrong when she started bleeding and it wouldn't stop / wasn't 'normal' for her. You could also have a cyst or a small undiscovered tumor that has shifted and caused some internal damage [ I don't know how often you do doctor things so this isn't a boogyman thing, it's just examples ] . Unless you are admitting you're really Tuttle. In which case, stay the course because apparently this is normal for her.

I like the cold. But I'd like it better if I could hibernate for at least a few days at a time.

-34'F currently at the height of the wind gusts and it's only going to get colder. FLAWLESS VICTORY. I think the garbage can wait to be taken out until tomorrow. <.< >.>

I got a gel pen at work. A box full of random things via the Secret Swapper thing at [ as ] . Highlights would be the Meeseeks candy bar [ I didn't even know those things existed ] , Pickle Rick pin and the bird seed bell that scares the crap out of my parakeets but once they realize its food it's going to explode all over the living room. The kitten wouldn't touch the treats but she did steal the Styrofoam sheet so she's happy too. An Amazon FireCube from [ as ] . I'm thinking of decorating it like the Wisdom Cube from ATHF. Merry birthmas to me.

Thanks, I'm off to do just that. Currently under 4 blankets, 1 snuggie and a fat fuzzy cat. I have 4 more blankets to burrow into before I'd have to pull anything out of the closet. It'll be better once the drifts finally settle along the building since that acts as insulation.

ND. We just had a massive blizzard on Thursday and now the cold is setting in big time. Yesterday was much worse with it's 50 mph gusts. Thursday sucked walking home through white out conditions and drifts up to my buttcheeks.

-9'F here currently. Brisk.

You're taking over as the new Gorton Fisherman?

A x False x Rage Previously, two catbugs had bad days. Now it's time for this guy to show off ab day and see if he can do any better. He's also pissed that no one made this thread yet. He's been screaming longer than a classic DBZ fight scene about it. Leg day may or may not be in play too. Discuss!...