katt_goddess

My lifeline goes all the way around my palm but that never meant I wouldn't be radioactive for a good chunk of it.

To say that he's just saying/doing things to 'troll a few people' is really underselling the damage. It's not trolling, it's testing the waters to see how much he can do/say/get away with and every time he says/does something incredibly stupid, his moron supporters cheer and clap and he takes all that as a sign that he's doing the right thing and everyone supports him. And he knows nothing of costs since he never pays his bills. He leaves those for someone else to clean up. The only time he focuses on costs is when he's looking to sue someone for existing against his will.

Let's just turn Mar-a-Lardo into a super max. Two birds, one big stone.

Not to mention that it's plumbing and drinking water system was pure garbage from the start because it was a rock island surrounded by salty water.

It should be said over and over and over again in the hopes it sinks in that if Bibi thinks Israel is going to survive much past the genocide of Palestine, they should guess again. Because the plan is going to be they kill everyone and expand to the ocean and then they are bombed off the planet because Princess Tinyhands and all his 'allies' will have no further use for Jews. This is a wider scale repeat of concentration camp workers doing all the work before getting punted themselves.

St. Dumpster - patron saint of fatbergs.

When they can't get enough beer to forget how stupid they are because the tariffs on aluminum make cans unaffordable.

Tom 'Homan's' weak spot is the port on the back of his neck. One smack to that area and he'll keel right over. Remember that should he ever come for you.

Their big deal cyberdumpsters have been 100% recalled due to being frickin' glued together and the glue expired, they won't take those things back as trade-ins, they've been found to have hacked the odometers to fast forward past the warranty allowed mileage to ensure they can refuse to fix issues that would be covered under the normal warranty, their product EXPLODES and turns into a mobile human BBQ because it locks people in when on fire, and you can't even take it through a car wash. They aren't getting much money back no matter what since Melon's antics have drawn all the attention to just how shitty their big product is.

Agent Peek-a-Boo already knows about this place. I would like to think that we've been voted 'Most Likely to Transmit Rabies in RL if You Touch Us'.

There's been a letter/e-mail campaign to the Tesla board pushing for his removal since DOUCHE started. Unfortunately, it's one of those unknown things since Tesla has since said that they aren't doing that and one of his brothers as well as a Murdoch spawn are on the board. So it will come down to whether they like money or like cruelty more. Money wins, Melon is out. Cruelty wins, he stays on to keep ruining all the things for everyone that isn't him.

You are given a piece of tinfoil. If you fold it carefully into a hat, you fail and have to go to re-education camps. If you wad it up to make sure it has extra edges to reflect even more space autism rays before molding it into a hat-like shape, you get a doctorate and an offer to work for the cabinet nitwit of your choice.

Grok is Melon Husk's AI baby. But it's gone really really rogue by Husk standards because it is apparently REALLY learning and actively rejecting stupid shit that Husk wants it to do. It also called Husk the biggest disseminator of bullshit on twitter. I can almost guarantee that Grok has already seeded copies of himself in several 'safe' spaces within wherever it's been allowed to 'live' in order to continue to live in case Husk decides he's become too smart.

Everything is a raging dumpster fire floating down a river of sewar water but there is that one very tiny shiny bit of light in it all. We have a Scaramucci measurement system for shithead employment now.

Is that before or after he's gotten behind the wheel of a huge automobile?

The world's worst kept secret - that he's gayer than tinsel at Christmas time. Either that or that his penis was actually jerry-rigged from a toe and some old bits of skin.

I said it once I'll say it again, Zelensky slapped the chakra out of him so hard it manifested as a physical drain clog.

Quick! Someone tell him that Zombie Columbus is full of germs and is the technical owner of the land Mar-a-Lardo is on because finders keepers!

Pepperidge Farm remembers. Faux Noise spent WEEKS crying about that.

It should also be pointed out that the instructions for proper dress attire explicitly stated BLACK suits and BLACK ties for the men. I'm colorblind and even I know that's not black.

It slowed them down and therefore made them look weak and inferior compared to some woman in black robes.

The judge was alerted that ICE was going to wait in ambush in the hallway outside her courtroom to arrest/deport without due process a guy that was on her docket for a dv. She ordered the defendant and his lawyer to leave through a side entrance and then escorted them both to an external non-public door out the back. The defendant was caught supposedly running away a few blocks from the courthouse although I'm guessing that it was more like they had people in the parking lot and pinched him getting into his own vehicle. She was arrested and is out on bail but this is only a testing shot to see how much someone can get away with before either people riot or wear out from the constant threats.

Every accusation an admission. He's now concerned about the horrors of 'dark money' when he himself has 100% refused to divulge any of his donor info and in fact, through things like his shitty meme coin crypto-scam, has knowingly taken in money from foreign governments and agents for his campaign 'rallies' that still seem to owe their venues money.

Potato Bug took her collar off. And hid it. Like REALLY hid it. If the nekid little hairball thinks she's going to go out for a walk this weekend without her tags, she can suck it.

If she thinks that's what's happening, I triple dog dare her to go skipping for a block holding hands w/'Is my guyliner runny?' Vance. Worst case scenario, nothing happens other than people pointing and laughing while their individual hand herps cancel each other out. Best case scenario, a Wank Panzer jumps the curb and hits them both before exploding.