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My uncle had a llama that did that. It was the only warning you'd get to start running, preferably in a zig-zag pattern.

Exorcism is the only answer now. Before they start finding human heads and fingers.

You can't skate with big boobies. If she spins, centrifical force will cause the first row in the audience to lose an eye or two.

Half the people would be so for it they wouldn't be able to figure out what they want to do first. The other half wouldn't have the energy. And every few months it would switch. Can't we all just have a Klondike bar and call it evens?

Hime Burma mixies! I wants to cuddle nao.

I'm saying all this without looking up any before - after pics. But I remember my time in the theater and the makeup used always made people look like they were trying to do blackface. You needed a darker complexation to have any sort of skin tone under followspot and gladiator lights unless you were 'dead' . And even that usually called for a tone just a titch darker than my natural anyway. So it could be a very real possibility that no matter what the actor's true skin tone is, the makeup used to bring it out under the bright lights will be much darker anyway to accent the character.

Actually, older properties can get bundled with newer properties at a middle deal rather than everything being bought separately. It establishes a working relationship between both parties opening up the way for the cable end to get a solid deal on a newer property which can in turn be used to advertise the streaming side of the sellers on the cable side without having to buy commercial time. Cable time = streaming time if you play your cards right. And as technically everything is online if you really look for it, that can't really be used as the be all to end all arguments against airing something cable side.

No wai. Those towels are the fancy towels for guests and this is a no guests allowed hovel.

That was beaten out decades ago.

Haha! I have a wardrobe in my bathroom with all the extra towels in it. I haz all the towels!

I have advancing nerve damage and advancing ulcers. Every day ends with repositioning pillows for maximum comfort in order to get a few hours of sleep before waking up from moving wrong.

That actually doesn't mean as much as you'd like it to mean. While it might mean that what is new on FUNI / VRV might not be available immediately for cable broadcast, many places like to diversify where they get money. One of those ways is obviously to sell airing rights for their programs if possible once the general interest has begun to wane on their own platforms and if there are DVDs / BluRays / etc being released.

Prepare your buttocks

Ur probby doin it rong

I'm about to snag a plate of duck bits and stuffing. Again. And then an early bedtime because the next couple of days already suck and they haven't even started. -.-;

Twatter is used as means of bad touching your cell phone in public constantly. In a public toilet? Standing in line at the store? Driving through an area full of kids leaving school for the day? 3am in the White House while watching cable news? All places you'll find dumbasses fondling their twatter feed.

It was a generic version of The Club, that locking device for steering wheels. Eye gougingly fluorescent orange and could be easily used to crush a skull. If you could get it off your steering wheel. I had one that I used on my old Bug. The ultimate punchline since if you want to steal a Bug, all you have to do is have a couple of friends to help you pick it up and carry it off.

To be fair, he should have realized he was well out of his already pathetic league when the toddler took one look at him and started flexing.

Shin jobs.

He got hit with a Nerf ball and the bruise is the size of a basketball.

So...21 then? Because I think he runs out of fingers and toes at that point and can't count any higher.

Go, Bento, Go!

Forget the Gorilla Club, you have Attack Hamster.

Pillow fort under a desk. Totally works.