katt_goddess

At least I'll be spared from having to wear any of that horrible skimpy santa crap floating around in helpme's imagination. [goes to take dirt nap in pet bed]

<.< >.> I'm stuck

Still here...touching all yer crap...being all like

[lurks in thread...waiting...]

I have boots that go higher than those socks. You wear that velvet vomit horror.

Hell no. I don't sit on strangers laps and I don't need strangers trying to sit on mine either.

Congratulations on finally reading that book 'Everybody Poops' . Too bad the 'Family Guy' joke was still too high brow for you. It's not whether or not you use the bathroom after a meal, it's how desperately and at what screaming velocity you'll use the bathroom after a particular meal. The joke is they need Chris to get such a raging case of the flash floods in order to completely pass a full sized diamond ring quickly and to do that, they hit up an Arby's.

Blah blah blah. Don't make me change the title of this thread to "Death Note" just to be annoying. Because I'd totally do that. If I weren't lazy.

Damn it. I'll be half asleep by then. Otherwise, I'd be in your thread, wrecking yer verbs. I wouldn't be locked in with them, they'd be locked in with me.

Told you that thumb sucking habit was going to end up biting you...

Chaterbate coins are more like... http://www.cc.com/video-clips/zpuyqq/upright-citizens-brigade-ass-pennies

Ulcers from the esophagus down, the tumors are likely back, no gallbladder and I'm allergic to lettuce. Arby's technically doesn't make me sick though because their basic beast-n-cheddars don't have lettuce and are low fat all things considered. But Arby's itself is kind well known for causing customer response...

They have so many commercials to ensure that people still see them in between copping squats from eating their food.

If you don't properly wax your ceiling, the breeze could catch on it. That's how you get stale air. Don't they teach you anything in schools these days? Geeze...

Your collection of 'Dear Diary' moments has no interest to anyone. AsianCarpFish already ruined personal blogs-as-literature for literally everyone.

I like both. It just depends on my mood.

I wanted Star Wars figures. I didn't even need a bunch, just maybe two that could fight each other. And Yoda because he had a snake that wrapped around his shoulders and that looked pretty cool. But Santa hates poor people and he really hates girls who ask for action figures.

I thought this was going to be about Game of Thrones. Strangely, not disappointed. But still grossed out.

And they are all transfigured into precious metals in the process. And he wouldn't get a ban for that link. It was, for all intents and purposes, linked as information [granted false information] as a basis for his thread. Now if he was making a ton of threads and / or linking that sort of thing everywhere, that would be ad spam.

Both. Spindack has been temp smacked a couple of times since the switchover. moose and tic are holdover smacks.

Oh I totally agree about that. If you don't get the entire root of that thing out, you are just prolonging things. Animal cysts are the same way. If they aren't cleared the right way the first time, it just gets worse. [word of warning for the curious - do NOT look up vet popping stuff unless you have a really strong stomach or used to do vet stuff because its...bad]

Sometimes you just end up on the weird side of youtube watching someone milk cheese out of grandpa's back boob.

FLAWLESS VICTORY