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He probably still HAS cans of spinach rolling around the office.

And this is how nameraka doxed themselves... Found you!

No, you got banned for 11 days - one day for every year old that character was that you posted. But if you want, I can make it a year for a year. Keep it up, chuckle-nut, and see if I'm bluffing.

Don't make me call your bluff, jerkwad. I picked an honest number. But the likelihood of it happening is slim. Therefore, Pat's belly and moobs are probably safe. Unless I win Publisher's Clearinghouse. Then he is gonna dance! And Rogue will have to PUT HIS DAMN PANTS BACK ON! Gawd.

Got the gifts from the last niecelette boxed and ready to ship out tomorrow. Just finished some detail work on a gift for Secret Swapper that's due this week. -.-; Will have to finish the painting tomorrow though because I can't concentrate while spiking fevers. Basically doing the slow trawl towards early naptime.

Well, the current fundraiser splits all donations between the server and whichever charity has the most 'votes' for it. So...if the community raised enough money for a full year of server payments [ ~$1,500 just to be super safe and ensure a pillow if anything else comes up ] after the charity money was removed...that would be ~$3,000. If the fundraiser actually did make that much, KN would MAKE Pat bellydance on cam.

I believe in the community to make this happen!

As per my sig link, I'm guessing that if people managed to raise enough money for the servers for an entire year after the split for the charity, Pat would do the truffle shuffle on cam while wearing moobie pasties. Prove me wrong... <.< >.>

Shopping as a child - - want it - can't get it because no moneys Shopping as an adult - - want it - got it - forgot about the adult shit you were supposed to get until you get home - repeat

But is it a meme if it's true? 🤔

Weird Al is not on there. You're dead to me, can opener!

Happy hatchday! Some cleavage just for you

The rule of averages pretty much states that on the internet, bored buttholes that will screw with a phone number just for the lols outstrip the likelihood of people joining out of seriousness. Because the internet is full of cats and most of them are indeed buttholes.

Not that I would encourage such a thing, but if some of the more bored chans were to get that particular number they'd have something to not be bored with for as long as it takes for the number to stay connected. <.< >.>

I hate having the perfect insult and not being able to use it publicly as frickin' nature intended. Because after dealing with aisle after aisle after aisle of human plugs blocking all actual passage through, I just want to yell 'MOVE IT YOU WORTHLESS TAMPONS!' just to see if they actually wake up, look around and realize that they have parked their carts right in the center of the aisle in order to have a very important conversation on their phone...with the person in the next damn aisle. One of these days, man....one of these days...

Happy Hatchday!

My gut and I are currently not on speaking terms as I force-fed it free Mexican food yesterday.

I have a lovely recipe for burnt-as-f flour. Guaranteed to make you hate life.

Two words - 'Cinnamon Challenge' It's made everything a potential challenge for people who never grew out of the whole 'everything goes in mouth' phase.

If I give you permission to start your vacation, you can give me permission too, right? That's how it works in adulting? 'cuz I'll totally permits you. Only 8 weeks, 3 days until vacation time.... -.-;

BLOG POST Also...I was going to post a pic of a kitty saying that but apparently you can't bing 'kitty blog images' without getting ALL THE PORNS. >.<

Willow essence and snail slime from Korea makes for baby-ass cheeks sans the splatters. I think it's snail slime. It has a picture of a snail on it and it's slimy.