WELL GO TO THE GAS STATION RIGHT NOW AND SHOUT AT THE CLERK "I WANNA BUY AN ENTIRE ROLL OF ONE DOLLAR SCRATCHERS! YOU PICK!"
But you really have to sell it.
Like, bug your eyes out, slam your fists on the counter, keep sniffling and rubbing your nose, don't break eye contact, lean over when they bend down to grab them, etc.
You have to commit entirely.