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UnevenEdge

1938 Packard

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  1. I've done that before. It bites, but it's doable. Earning double that amount is better. Not the best, but just better.
  2. just Googled it now. I'm not qualified for eitc.
  3. What's EITC?
  4. When God gives most people flour, butter, eggs, sugar and a hot oven, they get angry and leave the kitchen.
  5. My taxes are all handled. Nice refund.
  6. Cooked a steak with hot pepper relish pressed in.
  7. I've seen weirder than that. I ordered a DVD movie from some dude in Cambodia and it came in an Amazon box with an Amazon shipping label.
  8. Nothing on Earth would matter at that time. Death is a new deal with a new deck.
  9. I've had a huge serving of lemon balm steeping since ten this morning. Not boiled, initial temperature 160 degrees F. I'll drink it before bed time.
  10. Your line of thinking probably didn't mean Black Jack because you have historically over a period of years tried to steer every subject into a septic tank.
  11. First, you have to figure out which casino, then, understand that you're on Candid Camera the whole time you're there, then figure out how to answer the security officers when they're stuffing you into the holding cell for your disorderly conduct... And when all of that is done, you still would not have found any "bj tables" because they don't exist.
  12. Are you telling me you didn't see Paprika? Why do you always have to steer everything toward sex?
  13. You haven't seen enough anime, then. Try Hell Girl. (Jigoku Shoujo) Plenty of complicated people... with some out of this world demon action tossed in.
  14. Go play with your silent butler.
  15. Anime characters are WAY more interesting than any real people. And, they almost always do stuff that's impossible for any real people.
  16. If you convert my lifetime consumption of pizza to energy, you could power Tokyo for eight months.
  17. I threw toast at the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
  18. Is it the kind large refrigerators are sold in?
  19. Well... it ain't to be a macho, macho man!
  20. You can reside in a van. If I resided in a van, I would also join a gym... for obvious reasons.
  21. Not much of an alcohol bite to it, but I guess you could add some Bailey's.
  22. She sure picked the right car.
  23. That's right! None of that fat free, lactose free, sodium free... flavor free bullshit ever crosses my breakfast table. It's whole or nothing.
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