1938 Packard

Where do you live... Mayberry?

Remember those? A guy on the radio laments that they are rare these days. He says it's because the advent of bottled water has eliminated the need for them. I say good riddance. They're a health hazard. I see the few that remain are just plain filthy.

A place I used to hang out

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phillis_Wheatley

I can tell you about a local bar singer who is sixty five years old and never leaves the bar without a twenty something on each arm. Everybody thinks he's the coolest.

It's the blaaaaaame game! You can place the blame... over anybody's name. Let's blame Clinton! Clinton inton bo binton banana fanna fo finton fee fi mo minton... Clinton!

Where would you ever find anybody who still wears cords?

Never tried that angle.

Wanna see a fight without paying? Just hang out in front of a ghetto pub at four in the morning.

It's a sad state of affairs when so many people would plop down a hundred bucks to watch two grown men trying to punch each others' lights out.

Time to break out the topographical map and overlay it on the current flood map. Some parts will be flooded and some won't. You'd see what I was talking about in the old forums.

That hair was trendy in the 1980's. Sheila is apparently some chick he desires.

My uncle will be in the middle of the storm. He's not worried about flooding, except for some of his houses in Texas City. He has all of his insurance documents handy.

Drunks and losers, dwarves with limps... flo's and ho's and one eyed pimps. Down the alleyway they creep. They're all your friends when you can't sleep.

"Let's level and then develop Central Park because every time some people see a tree, they are reminded of lynchings."

Shoot little Nerf balls at people.

No, it's a discussion about what goes on in a union.

I'm a janitor in a union. The union grants me seniority rights and that means I can choose my assignments. I don't have to clean restrooms unless I feel like chasing tips. All the dirtiest work is left up to people way down in the seniority chain. Also, if I have a beef with a manager, I can be heard in a grievance hearing. I mean, how many times in the last six years has somebody in management tried to pull my summer vacation out from under me? I win that vacation every time when taking such cases to the union. Management can win, but since most of them refuse to follow procedures, they're sunk.

The jar of cocktail cherries that I didn't open yet. Been there about a month.

Smart. I always end up buying some at the company gift shop when that happens.

Three weeks' pay, in one big check. Funny, I wasn't expecting that until next week.

That's not so weird when you live in Philadelphia.

Read this entire thread and saw no mention of Jesus Christ, Superstar. Non Christians loved it, but Bible Belters called it Satanism at its worst. The producers didn't do anything but put modern costumes on the characters and have them sing the lines.

As a company, mine doesn't have an official mascot. That is, unless you count the home grown workplace safety mascot - a traffic cone with a face, wearing a hard hat and eye protection.

They need more art decco.