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UnevenEdge

1938 Packard

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  1. His ghost will go from the prison to a more terrible place. "This is a place where eternallY, fire is applied to the bodY. Teeth are extruded and bones are ground and made into cakes which are passed around."
  2. He just might get that. I can't find a sane person who isn't so pissed at him.
  3. Well... He is being charged not only with murder, but also with hate crimes and domestic terrorism. That fits... yeah... the fullest extent of the law. That's what he deserves. What else needs to be done? Any suggestions?
  4. ... with salad state circuitry.
  5. What did I say before about random shit turning up in Google searches, even when you have NEVER searched under such terms in the past?
  6. Hoozy gonna shewt? ::spin::
  7. Or is she eating ice cream with chopsticks?
  8. Works with French fries, too.
  9. TV series. San Francisco police detective in a wheelchair. Pretty progressive concept for a show made in the early 1970's.
  10. The worst sales people ever: They would come in groups of two or three, randomly ring doorbells until somebody buzzed them in. Once inside, they would fan out and knock on every door, and claim to be from the electric company. They were very insistent that the occupants bring out their most recent electric bills. They had bar code readers and would scan electric bills. I never showed them the bills because even though they said they were from the electric company, they didn't have any ID and couldn't even name one electric company that operates in this area. They would show up at least three times a weeks for a few months. They stopped coming just around the same time my electric company gave me a $150 credit on my bill because of a retroactive rate reduction.
  11. This new phone lets me put all the people I know on an "allowed" list and then block every unknown number.
  12. Just put some Kanji on your door and the Jehovah Witnesses stay away. It doesn't matter what the Kanji says.
  13. With the right toppings, pizza is the perfect, all in one meal. Yes, eating an entire pie in one sitting can be a good thing as long as you're active enough to burn away those calories. Not too often, though... gotta watch that cholesterol count.
  14. Just buy gold and silver coins. After the EMP, nobody's going to use bit coin because there won't be computer access.
  15. Some women are good for watching movies.
  16. Custom cut planks for installing castors on furniture.
  17. Why would there be... it's a lumber yard.
  18. Somebody's going to commit a gross act of regicide.
  19. They're both fucking near water.
  20. It was cool in the pool.
  21. A chest of drawers is not a sybian.
  22. I didn't say you threw the accusation. It has been thrown here, though. And what makes me a parasite?
  23. Cripes... you expect me to impose on people for shit like that while at the same time, I've been accused here of "mooching" because I used to pay a friend of mine twenty bucks a week to drop me off on his way home from work. And THAT wasn't even door to door, just stop at one corner on the very same route he normally took home anyway.
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